Thanks for the reviews again! I loooooooove reviews! I think everyone does though...:]

Krista: I like that idea! So you don't mind if I use it? Not like you'll have time to respond to that, so that' a dumb question. Well you said I could lol...I ask pointless questions...And yes I LOVE yaoi. Sometimes I wish I knew Japanese to read doujinshi. Course that's prolly not a legitimate reason to take Japanese. So I can pretend I want to be a translator when I grow up. :] Plus you don't have to read them to still love them ;]

Eve-Of-Misery: Agh! You sound disappointed! I'm sorry! I'll try to make it funnier...I'll try I'll try I'll try. :]

I don't think my parents studied much about Egypt or anything. They didn't know how my tattoo looked like an eye. I had to explain where it came from and what it was. That's sad.

There may be some bashing of your favorite characters. In fact, there's bound to be someone who likes a character who is bashed in this fic, so just letting you know. If you really think about it, I'm bashing every YuGiOh character that's in this fic. Even Bakura and the Mariks! Heh. But I really hate Otogi. So be warned. :]

Now onto Krista's genius idea!

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The laughter started to calm down and soon the three boys were trying to find another way to annoy the party goers.

"Hmmm...Let's just use the millennium rod again." Marik suggested caressing his magnificent rod.

"No way! You can't do the same thing twice!" Bakura responded.

"Well actually it wouldn't be so bad as long as we do something new with it." Malik told Bakura. "And Marik, that's also my millennium rod."

Marik glared at Malik. [That's weird if you say it out loud.]

"It is my rod! Not yours!" Marik hissed.

"No it's mine! I'm the one who is actually supposed to look after it!"

"Well I'm a part of you, so it's mainly mine!"

"How do you figure that! I, in a way, birthed you so it's all mine!"

"No it's mine 'cause I'm more evil than you!"

"That's not a good reason! It's mine because I say it is!"

"Oh?! And that's a better reason? It's mine cause my hair is cuter and spikier!"

"SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU! I'm tired of hearing you argue like little kids!" Bakura screamed at the two fighting Egyptians. "Besides, it actually belongs to Kaiba!"

Marik and Malik stopped arguing to stare at Bakura.

"Are you really Bakura? The thief who wants all of the millennium items for his own evil purposes?" Malik inquired. Bakura just glared at him

"Yes it's me you idiot. And I'm just telling the truth. Either way, they will belong to me at some point. But let's start focusing more on why we came here. To piss off the Pharaoh and his party." Bakura said.

"Right." Malik agreed.

Just then they heard another car pull up to the house. It was a large limousine and the boys knew exactly who would step out of it. Seto Kaiba. He walked up the path and rang the door bell. The person who entered they saw had a taller shadow with spiky hair. The Pharaoh.

Marik started hissing nonstop.

"Shhh! Or you'll blow our cover and we wont be able to annoy the Pharaoh!" Bakura whispered to the angry Marik.

Marik was reluctant to stop, but finally did.

"I didn't think you were coming when Mokuba arrived without you." Atemu said to Seto.

"Yea well I decided to come to make sure you didn't decide to pull anything funny on my little brother." He replied sharply and then pushed past him into the house. Atemu shrugged and went in and closed the door.

"Hmmm...I just got this gay idea." Malik announced to the other two.

"That's nice." Bakura said rolling his eyes thinking it was just another dirty thought of Malik's.

"No I mean I have another idea on how to annoy the party. Or well really...just have some fun!" Malik laughed.

"Well let's hear it then." Marik said to his weaker half.

"Ok. How about we take the rod and control Seto for a while! We can have him talk nonsense and embarrass himself!"

Bakura and Marik thought for a moment. They finally both agreed. The problem was, who was going to control the rod.

"I should, because I did it so well last time." Marik explained.

"Oh yea. You did it flawlessly. Not! You almost blew it! We'll have Malik use it this time. You already had a turn." Bakura told Marik.

"Fine." Marik agreed.

Marik gave Malik the millennium rod. Malik looked through the window and saw his target, Seto, keeping a close eye on Mokuba. Mokuba and the others were playing Twister. He raised the rod and said Malik gibberish this time and Seto was under his control shortly after.

"So now what are you going to do?" Bakura asked him.

"Just watch!" Malik replied. He made Seto move towards Jonouchi. Seto tapped Jonouchi on the shoulder. Jonouchi looked up and in doing so, tumbled over because the position he was in on the Twister mat didn't allow him to turn that way.

"Damn Kaiba. What do you want?" Jonouchi shouted angrily.

Malik made Seto face Jonouchi and put on a loving expression. "Jonouchi, I just thought I would let you know something. I just can't keep it in any longer! It's tearing at my heart! If I don't tell you, I'll explode!"

"Um...just spit it out Kaiba!" Jonouchi said confused with the way Seto was acting.

"Alright Jonouchi...I love you!"

Everyone in the room stopped what they were doing and stared at Kaiba. Jonouchi just blinked surprised. Bakura and the Mariks were laughing hysterically.

"Uh...I didn't know you...uh...felt that way." Jonouchi said still stunned by Kaiba's words.

"Of course my darling! Do you feel the same?" Seto/Malik replied to Jonouchi.

Jonouchi just stood there for a moment thinking. He did feel that way. He wasn't sure if she should reveal it though. Then he remembered that Atemu and Yugi were together and no one minded except Anzu. So he decided to reveal himself.

"Yea Kaiba, I do feel the same way." Jonouchi said.

Everyone in the room stared again. Especially Mai.

"Well then my love, let's go into a room?" Seto smiled and walked off to one of Yugi's rooms. Jonouchi shrugged and followed smiling.

"Uh...sure you can use my room to do kinky stuff in. I wont mind." Yugi lied. But there wasn't any stopping them anyway. Seto and Jonouchi closed the door. Jonouchi snuck up behind Seto/Malik and threw him on the available bed.

Bakura and Marik looked bored. "We can't see anything anymore." Bakura told Malik.

"Well I can because I'm controlling Kaiba. Jonouchi just threw Seto on the bed. Heehee...I'm gonna give Kaiba back control in the middle!" Malik laughed and so did Bakura and Marik.

And that's what Malik did. Once Jonouchi pulled off Seto's shirt, he stopped the connection of the rod with Seto's mind. Seto looked up to see Jonouchi on top of him taking off his clothes. Everyone heard screaming. Seto's screams. He ran out of the room shirtless into the room everyone was in. Jonouchi followed after surprised.

"He's trying to rape me!" Seto shouted to everyone.

"What are you talking about!" Jonouchi shouted back at him. "You're the one who told me that you loved me!"

"What are you talking about!? One minute I was watching you losers play Twister, the next I'm being raped by you!" Seto yelled again angry.

"Wait really? That happened to me tonight to. I blanked out." Honda said to Seto.

"Hmmm...that's weird. I wonder why that's happening." Yugi thought out loud.

Bakura and Malik and Marik looked at each other.

"I think they're starting to suspect something." Malik stated the obvious.

"Gee, ya think?" Bakura rolled his eyes.

So the party people were starting to suspect something, but the three boys were not going to let that ruin their fun. They still had time to annoy the party.

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Please review!!!! It makes me all happy to write! Course I'll write even if you don't review, but it's nice. :] Thanks again Krista! Any more ideas are welcome! :]