Hola! Now let's write some more...yay!

Bakky: Hehehe...evil girl scouts! And I hate men like that! And of course women who think they are better than men. But it's usually men who do it. It's so annoying! Weren't the women better at the Olympics this time or something? Hehehe...I thought I heard that in the papers. So then I guess I read that. :)

Eve-of-Misery: I guess he's Bi heh. ;)

Krista: Wow...that's very....different. Lol That's a little extreme. But thanks lol. Maybe somehow that could happen. You posted at 6 in the morning! Were you getting ready for school or something? I was waiting in the damn rain for a bus driver that's fifteen minutes late each morning!

So some more evil pizzas. This may be kinda short. I need to do some math HW. And it's like 8pm right now. So I think I should prolly tell you all. If I don't update every day now, there's more than just my parents that could be the problem. Now there's school. And I'm not very good at getting my HW in on time all the time. Then my parents will get mad, then I'll be grounded and I prolly wont be able to update. But that's just why I may not update. I will never give up on this story and stop writing for a year like I did with my yyh one. So just to let you all know again.:)

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"Hey dude are the pizzas ready?" The young teenage student asked. Working for a pizza shop to earn money wasn't exactly what he wanted. But it would have to do.

"Yea they're ready, here. And here's the address. You get to deliver it to the famous Yugi Mutou!" The boss handed him the pizzas and a piece of paper with the address. The young man walked out and got in his pizza truck.

"Yugi, the one who won all that shit with cards! That's awesome! I should totally get his autograph." He said as he was driving down the street. He never expected what would come next...

He got out of his truck and went around to get the pizzas. He started walking up the path grinning at the chance to meet Yugi. When suddenly he was attacked by three boys! They jumped out at him from the bushes and he felt an awful blow to the back of his head. Then all went black...

"Man we are too good!" Malik said laughing.

They had hit him with the rod to keep him from screaming and alerting the "good guys". The pizza guy that is.

Bakura and Marik laughed too. Marik collected the pizzas. Bakura dragged the body into the bushes to hide it like he did the dead cat.

"So. Now what?" Malik asked Bakura.

"Well now we gotta ruin the pizzas. Then we gotta deliver them somehow." Bakura replied.

"How are we going to deliver them? We can't go up there and say 'Hi it's us! Your worst enemies and we just felt like ordering you a pizza for kicking our asses all the time and ruining our evil but awesome plans.' Now can we?" Malik stated.

Bakura frowned. "Well then we'll just have to...disguise ourselves! With the pizza guys outfit!"

"But there's only one. So only one person can do it." Malik said looking at the bushes where the unconscious guy was.

"Well it's not gonna be me." Bakura said folding his arms.

"It's your plan! You should have to do it!" Malik yelled. And it's still amazing no one from inside noticed them.

"Let's have Marik do it then!" Bakura suggested looking to see what Marik was doing. He was standing there chewing on something.

Bakura glared at him. "What are you eating?"

"Pizza."

"That isn't your pizza Marik!" Bakura shouted at him. "Did you already eat it all!?"

"No I only had one piece. It was yummy!" Marik said licking his lips, smiling.

Bakura just shook his head. "I can't believe you. We already told you what we were going to do with those pizzas. Did you already forget?"

"No. I was just hungry. They wont mind one piece gone."

"You're so right! And I'm sure they wont mind two pieces gone!" Malik said happily reaching into the open box for another slice. But Bakura slapped his hand away from it.

"Focus a little more you idiots! Now we can eat later! Right now it's about annoying the Pharaoh. Why do I have to keep reminding you of this?" Bakura said annoyed. Malik and Marik just stared at him and then cast their eyes down on the ground.

"Okay Bakura. We'll eat later." Malik said.

"Good. Okay, now Marik you put on the outfit." Bakura demanded. Marik nodded and went into the privacy of the bushes to slip on the outfit.

"Ya know...it might be a little risky to send a person as unstable as him to do this." Malik said looking worried.

Bakura thought for a moment. "Well I guess we take that chance. But now it's just the hair I'm worried about."

"Hmmm...well the guy has a hat."

"Yea but Marik's hair wont be covered by just one hat."

"Well...I KNOW!" Malik said grinning. "We can dress him up as a girl! Give him a makeover! I've always wanted to do that!" He started jumping up and down in excitement.

"Um...yea we could. I guess no one would guess it was him then. Even if he did still look like a familiar blonde Egyptian." Bakura said.

"Yay! Marik are you done? Just put it on okay? I'm gonna give you a makeover!" Malik said winking then he ran into the bushes to "makeover" Marik. Bakura waited. And waited. And waited. Finally they emerged from the bushes.

"Oh my god." Bakura just stared surprised.

Marik now had the pizza uniform on, but his hair was pulled back into the back of the hat that came with the uniform. Ya know, those holes out the back. How girls wear their hair. Then he had what looked to be black eye shadow on, but it was really just mud smeared across his eyelids. It seemed to be heavy too because he blinked nonstop. Then, it looked like he had grown breasts.

"How did you get the chest effect?" Bakura asked pointing to Marik's "breasts".

"Oh that? That was easy! I just stuffed down some of his smaller articles of clothing into his shirt to make them." Malik said smiling.

"Well...ya did good. He looks like...a girl." Bakura said surprised with how good Marik actually looked.

"Thank you. They will never recognize him! Mwuahahahaha!" Malik said laughing.

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Next up comes the part where Marik actually talks to the Yugi gang face to face! Review please please please!! Thank you for reviewing by the way! I LOOOOVE IT!