Okay here we go. Hehehe...I have a band aid on my forehead. I don't know why....but...it's fun. My mom says I'm crazy.

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Quack!

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"So we ready?" Malik asked.

"As long as Marik knows what he has to do. We put mud and bugs on the pizza. So you can't let them open it until they are inside. Got it? And don't let them know it's you either." Bakura explained to Marik who was itching where his makeshift breasts were.

"And don't do that either. I doubt many girls do that." Malik said referring to the breast itching.

Marik nodded and then grinned. Evilly.

"Why are you grinning? Evilly." Bakura asked him.

"Heh. I get to ruin the Pharaohs night. I have been waiting for this forever." Marik said. Then he started thinking. "We should poison the pizzas. Then we can kill them all in one shot!" Marik laughed.

"Uh...but then we can't torture them anymore. If they are dead and gone, who wold you torture?" Malik asked him.

"I would...fine. We can kill his friends first so he can see them all die and suffer from sadness. Later. For now I shall be happy with just annoying him." Marik said flatly.

"Well...let's do this then!" Bakura said happily. "Go ahead whenever you're ready Marik. We'll hide in the bushes."

Bakura and Malik ran to hide in the bushes.

"Oh...and don't screw this up!" Bakura added from the bushes.

Marik nodded and walked up to the door bell. He had the pizzas in one hand and rang the doorbell with the other. He waited and then heard a noise from the other side. Soon the door was opened and everyone was standing there. He didn't understand why it took everyone in the house to answer the door, but they all did. He grinned thinking about what he was about to do.

"Uh...yea? Who are you?" Yugi asked Marik.

Marik just chuckled. "Hehehe...Your worst night- I mean, the pizza gu- uh girl."

Yugi looked at him puzzled. Then Atemu went to stand next to Yugi. Marik hissed at him.

"What was that for?" Atemu asked him also puzzled.

"Uh...I ate stuff that didn't agree with me? Anyway, how are you on this fine, evil evening?" Marik asked him still grinning.

"Uh...good. You?" Atemu asked him

"MWUAHAHAHAHAHA....I'm good." Marik said.

"Um...so you're the pizza girl? But we didn't order any pizzas." Yugi stated.

"Yes you did." Marik replied.

"No...we didn't."

"Yes. You did."

"No really. We didn't."

"Hehehe...I can play this game all night! I play it all the time with Mal- uh..y." Marik caught himself. Inside the bushes Bakura and Malik were frowning. ( I think Malik still sounds like MaRik...but if I'm wrong well then this doesn't work and you'll have to pretend that's how it's pronounced. :p)

"Go away you whore. We don't want your dumb pizzas." Mai said annoyed with this girl.

"EXCUSE ME!? What did you say bitch!?" Marik shouted at her. Mai frowned.

"Hey! You can't talk to Mai that way!" Jonouchi said starting to walk over to Marik, but Mai stopped him.

"I'm capable of fighting my own battles, thanks." Mai stated. She walked over to Marik. Then she examined his face some more. "Hey...you look familiar..."

Marik started to get a little nervous. Only cause he didn't want Malik mad at him if he ruined it. Otherwise, he really didn't care. "Well, I don't know you."

"No...I definitely know you from somewhere." Mai said again. "OH! Are you the pizza girl I got into a fight with last time I ordered pizza?" Mai asked.

"You get in fights with pizza delivery people?" Seto asked her.

"Yea sometimes. They think they are better than me, but all they are doing is delivering pizzas." Mai replied.

"Look mortal. I don't know you. I've never dueled you or sent you to the shadow realm. You're hallucinating." Marik explained to Mai. Of course he was lying.

"Oh ok then. Fair enough." Mai said walking back into the house. Everyone just had a blank stare on their faces. Finally Yugi broke the silence.

"Ok...I guess we can have pizza. There's nothing wrong with some pizzas. Right everyone?" He asked them all.

"Hell yea! Pizza is like, my life!" Honda cheered.

"Okay then we'll take them. How much are they?" Yugi asked getting out his wallet.

"Um they are...um...however much a nice dinner will cost me." Marik told him. Then he looked to the bushes. "How much would that be?" He asked the...bushes. At least that's what it looked like to the Yugi gang.

"Why are you talking to the bushes?" Atemu asked him.

"No reason Pharaoh!" Marik shouted angrily.

"He's gonna ruin this." Malik whispered to Bakura.

"I know." Bakura replied.

"So...how much are they?" Yugi was afraid to ask because this pizza girl seemed pretty crazy.

"They are...one hundred of your countries dollars." Marik told Yugi.

"WHAT!?" Jonouchi screamed. Even he knew that was too much.

"What's wrong Jonouchi? Don't like it? Too bad. I gotta eat." Marik replied to his outburst.

"No I don't like it! And...wait. How do you know my name?" Jonouchi asked Marik, confused.

"Uh...I don't know your name." Marik lied.

"Yes you do...you just said it." Jonouchi stated folding his arms, frowning.

"Just give me money you insolent fools! I'M HUNGRY!" Marik shouted at them.

"Hey...you called me Pharaoh too. How did you know I was a Pharaoh?" Atemu asked him also.

"I uh..." Marik couldn't think of a good excuse why he would know a taller twin of a shrimp would be a ruler of an ancient country. The rest of the gang glared at him waiting for an answer. Bakura and Marik basically figured they were found out and just sat there frowning.

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How will Marik get out of this one. Frankly, I don't know yet. But I'll think of something. Hmmm...I wonder...I know lots of people don't do stuff they would normally do on days like tomorrow. But I suppose I still will. God Bless families of them. I'm bad at stuff like that.... . Anyway, please review. Thanks! And Ideas are still welcome! :) :) :)