Wolfy: HELL NO! This is NOT going to be a Anzu/Marik fic!

Freak: Sorry :(

Bakky: Hehehehe....that would be fun!

Krista: Yay I'm glad you feel better.

I don't think I'll be able to update every day anymore. School is like consuming my time. I hate school... Sorry for the boring chapters...

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"We haven't gotten any service yet and it's been ten minutes!" Anzu sighed.

"We aren't here for food! We are here to teach you how to be evil." Bakura said.

"How are you going to teach me how to be evil in a restaurant?" Anzu asked, doubting their plan.

"I'll just tell you what to do." Marik said smiling. "You're mad you don't have service right?"

"Well yea! We've been sitting here for ten minutes!" She said frowning.

"Well then do something about it. Don't just sit there pouting like Malik always does." Marik told her.

Malik frowned and looked at Marik. "I don't just pout! I do something about it. Like when I went after the Pharaoh in Kaiba's tournament."

"Yea, but it took me to get you to do something." Marik replied.

"What?! You can't prove that!"

"I know. But it's true so there!"

"Don't start arguing again. We're on a mission here. And it's gonna take hard work to teach this friendshipy sap to be evil." Bakura said, hoping to stop their arguing.

Marik and Malik just nodded.

"So... tell me what to do." Anzu said looking at Marik.

"Right. You gotta do something about it. You can't just sit-" Marik started.

"Yep, you told me that already." Anzu interrupted.

Marik glared at her. "LET ME FINISH!"

Anzu backed down. "O-ok..."

"Good." Marik cleared his throat. "You can't just sit there and let people walk all over you. So how about we get this waitress over here."

"Yea I know. Tell me how to do it." Anzu sighed impatiently.

"You're such an impatient twit." Marik said to her. "Anyway, first you need to yell at her. Let's find something that we can pick on her about. Like a physical feature."

"Okay." Anzu looked over at the waitress who was leaning over the counter talking to one of the guys. She seemed normal enough to Anzu.

"I don't see anything." Anzu told Marik.

"Well I do. She's got a big butt and she thinks she can get that attractive guy? HA!" Marik said laughing at the stupidity of the waitress. Malik glared at him. Marik noticed this.

"What's your problem?" He asked.

"Oh nothing." Malik spit out, folding his arms to show he was angry.

Marik just rolled his eyes. "Fine."

He turned towards Anzu again. "Okay. So think up something you can say to her about her butt being big and never having a chance with that guy."

"Uh... right..." Anzu thought hard. But she couldn't think of anything. "I can't. It's just to mean."

"Ugh! Your niceness is sickening me!" Marik said. "Bakura! Teach this wench how to be evil."

But Bakura had his head down on the table and he didn't respond. They all looked at him.

"What's he doing?" Marik asked Malik.

"I don't know."

"Well find out!" Marik demanded.

"FINE!" Malik yelled. He looked at Bakura. The way they were sitting was this: Malik and Marik were sitting together and Marik was sitting on the outside. Anzu and Bakura were sitting on the other side with Anzu on the outside. So Malik was across from Bakura. That probably would've been enough information for you all but oh well.

Malik decided to poke Bakura. But Bakura still didn't move.

"I think he's sleeping..." Anzu said surprised that they couldn't figure that out.

And it was true. Bakura was sleeping.

"Oh... I see." Marik said. "Well... then Malik! You teach her from now on!"

Malik sighed. "Fine. How about you say this: 'Yo fat butt! That guy will never get with you so get your fat ass over here and serve us some food!' Got it?"

Anzu looked shocked. "But that's so mean!"

"No shit! That's the whole point! She's not paying attention to you when she's supposed to. She's not doing her job so she deserves it!" Malik shouted at Anzu.

"O-ok..." Anzu said, scared of what the two boys might do if she didn't.

Anzu looked at where the waitress was standing. She then took a deep sigh and shouted "Yo... waitress! That guy will never get with you... so get your fat butt over here... and serve us some food."

The waitress quickly looked at where the insult had come from. She looked embarrassed as she took four menus and walked over to the booth.

"I-I'm sorry." She said handing the menus over. "Would you like anything to drink...?" She said ready to cry.

Anzu looked sad but the other two were smiling holding in their laughter.

"I'd just like some water." Anzu said, also embarrassed by what she had said.

The waitress nodded. "And you two?" She asked looking at Malik and Marik.

"I want some water too. And he wants cherry soda." Marik said pointing at Malik.

"Ok..." She walked off without bothering to wake up Bakura and see if he wanted anything.

"Hey! What if I didn't want cherry soda!" Malik said frowning at Marik.

"What, you didn't?" Marik asked him.

"Well...no I did. But that's besides the point! What if I didn't!" Malik said again.

"I know you love cherry soda. So I knew you'd want it."

"Oh..." Malik said, blushing.

"Why are you blushing?" Marik asked confused.

"I-I'm not!" Malik said trying to cover up his cheeks.

"Ryou, I love you."

Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at each other.

"Who said that?" Malik asked, although he had a hunch who it might be.

"It was Bakura." Anzu said looking at Bakura. Marik and Malik looked at Bakura too.

"He's still sleeping." Malik said.

"HAHAHA! He must be dreaming!" Marik said laughing.

"Hehehe... probably a wet one." Malik said also starting to laugh.

"EWWW!" Anzu squealed blushing. Marik and Malik just laughed at her too.

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