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We're forever your chinogirls! L & R
Previously on the Real World: Orange CountyThe seven strangers all changed into their bathing suits and got into the bubbling hot tub with a bottle of champagne and seven flutes. The champagne was evenly distributed and each roomie got a flute.
"CHEERS!" They all toasted and took a large sip.
------------Seth: This is the true story
Holly: of seven strangers
Oliver: picked to live in a house
Anna: and have their lives taped.
Ryan: To see what happens when
Marissa: people stop being polite
Summer: and start getting real!
All: The Real World: Orange County!
------------The steam rose up from the hot tub. A very bronzed Summer sat in a blue string bikini next to a bright white Seth. In one hand, she held her champagne flute, and the other was linking fingers with Seth's. Seth was highly intrigued by the fact that Summer was holding his hand. He'd known her for a few hours, but already, she was flirting with him. Occasionally, she'd slap his arm and laugh. Though he was instantly attracted to Summer, Anna was starting to grow on him. They had a scary amount of stuff in common. And when he begun to hum Transatlanticism, a Death Cab for Cutie song, Anna hummed with him, while Summer just stared. Anna subtly inched closer to Seth, but he didn't notice, he was still caught up with Summer.
"So, who's got a boyfriend, or a girlfriend?" Anna decided to take her attention away from Seth to ask the question, "I don't."
They went around the hot tub clockwise.
"I don't have one either." Seth replied.
"Really, Cohen? Couldn't get a boyfriend?" Summer teased.
"Ha ha, Summer. You're sweet, I told you to keep that a secret!"
"You're right, I'm sorry," Summer sarcastically apologized, already Seth was rubbing off on her. "Who's next? Oh, I am. I don't have a boyfriend, either."
"I do, I'm actually engaged. We've been together since forever. I was, like, 13, so I guess, so 8 years." Marissa declared, proudly.
Summer: Marissa's been with the same guy for 8 years? Wow, she needs to get a little variety in there. Well, that's why I'm here, to help her out with that one.
Ryan: Bleep! Now, I feel really bad about holding her hand on the plane. Oops...
"Ryan, you're next." Marissa finished.
"I don't really know if I have a girlfriend. I mean, we were talking about it, but didn't really settle it. So, I guess, I'm single."
"I'm in love with my girlfriend, Natalie. I just got to see her for 2 months before coming here." Oliver stated.
"I've got one of each," Holly said, as soon as Oliver had finished his sentence. "I have a girlfriend, Melanie, and a boyfriend, John. They're currently on my window sill."
"Really? So you're a bisexual?" Anna asked curiously.
"Yeah. I am."
Anna: Wow, Holly's a bisexual, that's really cool.
Holly: I'm a little surprised, every one was so accepting.
"Saying as I have a nickname, Summer, are you gonna come up with some for every one else? I mean you so affectionately called me 'Cohen' just a minute or two ago."
Summer slapped his arm for what had to be the millionth time during the night.
"Cohen, I don't have any affection for you! You're just a guy I live with."
"Whatever, Summer, you know you want me!"
Summer slapped his arm again, count now: 1,000,001.
Seth winced in mock-hurt.
Anna couldn't stand this anymore, she got out of the hot tub claiming, "I'm really tired, it feels like 3 in the morning and I've been traveling all day."
Oliver soon followed. Left in the hot tub were Holly, Marissa, Ryan, Seth, and Summer.
Summer was nodding off in Seth's arms, and Marissa was blinking rapidly.
"Any one have a watch?" Marissa asked curiously.
"Yeah, it's, uh," Seth wiped the condensation off of his watch, "1:12."
"Whoa, no wonder I'm so tired, it's after four my time. Well, I think Summer and I should go to sleep," Marissa pointed to Summer who was now very quietly snoring. "No, wait, she's already asleep, should we wake her up or will some one carry her?"
"I'll carry her, I was thinking of going to sleep." Seth replied, he didn't want to let Summer go.
Marissa and Holly moved so that they were supporting Summer when Seth got out. He leaned in and picked up her legs and put her arm around his neck. After Summer was safely out of the hot tub, Marissa jumped out of the hot tub to slide open the door for Seth. Ryan and Holly climbed out and Holly turned off the spa jets.
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Commercial Break...
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The next day the roomies went out to lunch.
"Ok, so who put me in bed? I don't remember getting into bed. Or changing. For that matter, who changed me?" Summer asked.
"Well, I put you in bed and you changed yourself. You don't remember saying, or rather, slurring, 'Cohen, I a big girl'?" Seth answered.
Summer slightly winced. Anna suppressed a giggle. Damn, was she sorry she had missed out on that one.
"Whatevs, I think we should go out tonight." Summer half-suggested, half-demanded.
"Where? I haven't seen a club since I was in L.A." Seth half-asked, half-stated.
"Exactly, Cohen, very good, I think we should all go clubbing tonight in Los Angeles." That was leaning more towards the demanding side.
"I can't, I'm only 19."
"Are you sure, Tinkerbell? I mean, who knows, you could drive back if they won't let you in, but I'm pretty sure they will, I'm pretty good with this kind of thing." Summer was getting a bit agitated and was sounding more, if possible, demanding.
"Tinkerbell? Is that Anna's nickname, Summer?"
"Yes, it is, but I was asking her a question, Cohen."
"Oh, um... I guess, sure, why not."
"Good, now any one else have an objection?" Summer dared. "No, that's even better, so I'm thinkin' we should leave at like 9."
"I'll take the other car later than that. I'm expecting a call at that time."
"Ok, that's fine, Oliver."
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Marissa put on a brown-green colored eyeshadow, which looked hot with her old t-shirt and jeans, and just happened to be the same color as Ryan's overshirt of the evening. Summer deftly applied make-up to match her pink halter-top and black mini-skirt. The phone rang, Oliver ran to answer it.
Natalie, Oliver's Girlfriend
Oliver: Hello?
Natalie: Hey honey!
Oliver: Natalie! I miss you so much!
Natalie: No, I miss you more!
Oliver: No, I miss you more!
Holly: Dear god, Oliver's a great guy and everything, but he could try to be just a little less cutesy when he's talking to Natalie! I overheard a little bit of their conversation and I almost barfed!
"Oliver, we're leaving!" Summer called.
"Natalie, hang on a sec... OK, are the keys where they should be?"
"Yeah, see you later!"
Anna, Holly, Marissa, Ryan, Seth, and Summer left the house and piled into Seth's Range Rover.
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The six roomies stood in line, waiting for Oliver, and waiting to get into the club. Anna was chewing her nails down to the core, she was so afraid that she was going to get caught. No problems, the six got into the club flawlessly, the bouncer didn't even check Anna's fake-ID.
"Turn Me On" by Kevin Lyttle is playing in the club. Marissa and Ryan are freaking; Seth, Summer, and Anna are all dancing together; and Holly is dancing with some random girl whose face is blurred when Oliver walks in. Oliver orders himself a drink. He walks over and starts dancing with Holly.
Seth, Summer, and Anna sat in the lounge of the club. Seth and Summer had drinks on the table in front of them.
"I'm gonna go to the bathroom," Anna yelled, but was barely audible over the loud pounding of the speakers above.
"OK!" Seth yelled back.
In Anna's absence, Summer, who was sitting next to Seth, stood up and straddled him. She leaned in and started kissing him. He looked a little shocked, but kissed back.
Seth: Wow, I was definitely not expecting Summer to kiss me. I mean, I know she was pretty hammered, but, still, I didn't think I was her type. At all.
Summer: I don't know why I kissed Seth. I think my mouth just wanted some interaction, or something. Whatever, what's done is done, and caught on camera.
About a minute later, he pulled away.
"What about Anna?" Seth asked.
"Cohen, you're a little paranoid. Tinkerbell didn't see us hook-up, don't worry about it." She unstraddled him and picked up her drink. After finishing the last couple of sips, she grabbed Seth's hand and pulled him towards the dance floor.
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Commercial Break:
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------------Anna went back to the lounge to find Seth and Summer had left. She walked down the stairs to the dance-floor where she found them dancing.
"Hey, Summer! Mind if I borrow him for a minute?"
"No, go ahead" Summer walked over to where Ryan and Marissa were still bumping and grinding, though now, considerably more sweaty. Marissa could see that Summer wanted to tell her something, so she separated herself from Ryan and beckoned for Summer to follow her off the dance-floor.
"Why are you freaking with Austin?"
"Who's Austin?"
Summer dramatically sighed. "Ryan, why are you freaking with Ryan? I thought you were engaged."
"I am, but he kinda-sorta has a girlfriend, too. It's harmless. What do you want to say?"
"Nothing, Coop."
"Yeah, right, I can tell, Summer."
"Nothing, I just..."
"Yes, spit it out, Summer, I know you want to."
"I just hooked up with Cohen."
"Wow. Like you kissed him or he kissed you? And was it like more make-outy, or more quick kissy?"
"I kissed him, and it was more on the long kiss side, but not make-out."
"Summer and Seth first hook-up of the Real World: Orange County!" Both girls laughed at Marissa's joke.
Marissa: When Summer told me that she and Seth had kissed I didn't really believe her at first. I mean, Seth doesn't seem her type.
Meanwhile...
Anna pulled Seth over to the other-side of the dance-floor, opposite to where Marissa and Summer were talking.
"Seth, you're really cute," Anna told him.
"Thank you, Anna."
"No I mean, you're really, really cute."
Anna leaned in to kiss him, he kissed back. Ryan bore witness to Seth's second smooch.
Seth: Holy crap, Anna kissed me too. I've never had a girlfriend, and yet, here I am, with two girls making out with me on one night.
Ryan: I wasn't really surprised when I saw Anna and Seth hook-up. I mean, the two of them have been hanging out all night, and have so much in common.
Anna: I liked kissing Seth. He looked like he needed it. It was nice. I wasn't even drunk either. I only had one shot, hours before the kiss.
-----------An hour later, Anna climbed into the driver's seat of Seth's Range Rover, and Holly, Oliver, Seth, and Summer climbed into the back. Anna turned the SUV on and tried to find her way onto the highway.
Meanwhile...
Ryan got into the driver's seat of the blue SUV, with Marissa getting into the back. He easily maneuvered the car onto the highway, headed home.
"I had fun dancing with you tonight." Marissa told him.
"Me too, it was fun."
"Don't Seth and Summer make a cute couple?" Marissa asked Ryan, which seemed to him, completely out of the blue.
"Why?"
"You don't know? Oh, well, Seth and Summer hooked up earlier."
"Seth and Summer? No, Seth and Anna."
"Seth and Summer, she told me so herself."
"Seth and Anna, I saw it with my own two eyes!"
"No, that couldn't have possibly..."
"Yeah, I think so too, Seth got some action from both Summer..."
"And Anna."
Seth: What the heck am I gonna do? Hopefully they'll forget this, and we can start over new. I mean, how many guys kiss two girls on this show kiss two girls on the second night? Good grief...
------------On the next episode of the Real World: Orange County:
Seth: Anna doesn't know about my hook-up with Summer, and Summer doesn't know about my hook-up with Anna. I hope it stays that way. I can't imagine what would happen if one of them were to find out about the other.
Holly: It's my birthday and John and Melanie are coming! I can't wait to see them. I we've only been here two weeks, and I already miss them so much!
"Wonderful. Dogs. I love dogs, who doesn't like dogs?"
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Author's Note: Well, we hope you enjoyed the second episode of Real World: Orange County. Like we said before, we'll try to update sooner, but with school starting and all...it's a bit hard at times, but of course we'll still try! Thanks for reading and please remember to review!