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Author's Note: So, it's been brought to our attention that we didn't explain the formatting. So here goes...
Name: italics --- Confessional/Thoughts
Name: Regular--- Phone conversation
"Regular"--- Plain old dialog.
"Italics"--- Stuff at bottom of screen to clarify what you're hearing
Hope that helps!
Chinogirls forever and ever, L&R
Previously on the Real World: Orange CountyA short blonde girl kissed a tall redhead boy on the lips passionately and then did the same to a short brunette girl.
"Bye! Melly, Johnny! I love ya!"
"Love you too! We'll miss you!" The brunette and redhead said in unison.
Seth: What the heck am I gonna do? Hopefully they'll forget this, and we can start over new. I mean, how many guys kiss two girls on this show kiss two girls on the second night? Good grief...
In Anna's absence, Summer, who was sitting next to Seth, stood up and straddled him. She leaned in and started kissing him. He looked a little shocked, but kissed back.
Anna leaned in to kiss him, he kissed back. Ryan bore witness to Seth's second smooch.
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Seth: This is the true story
Holly: of seven strangers
Oliver: picked to live in a house
Anna: and have their lives taped.
Ryan: To see what happens when
Marissa: people stop being polite
Summer: and start getting real!
All: The Real World: Orange County!
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Ryan sat in the 'smoker's lounge' of the house. He pulled one of the cigarettes out of the carton and lit it up with his dying lighter. Marissa walked in and realized what he was doing.
"Ryan, you smoke?"
"Yes, I smoke."
"You shouldn't, it's bad for you. And all of us around you."
"Who are you to criticize me?"
"I'm whoever you want me to be. With or without criticism." She smiled out of the side of her mouth, her glittering eyes met his and he could now tell, that she was playing with him. "Can I have one?"
"Yeah sure." Her slender fingers pulled a cigarette from the carton.
"You have a light?"
"It's dead. Here." He offered his lit cigarette which she used to light her own.
"Thanks."
They sat like that until both were done with their cigarettes, said good night and left for their rooms, to go to sleep.
Anna pulled the Range Rover up to the house, right next to the blue SUV. Summer, Holly, and Oliver got out and walked up to the house. Seth and Anna stayed behind, a little bit.
"Wow, Seth, how do you drive that thing everyday?"
"Practice, Anna. I have lots of practice. It can be a battle at times, though."
"Like eating lobster?"
"Yes, exactly like eating lobster. I was just about to say that. Don't steal my thunder!"
The duo laughed. As they walked up to the house, Anna grabbed Seth's hand, and held it. When they got to the front door, Anna pushed him up against the wall, and kissed him for a minute or two, her lips never leaving his. They pulled away for air.
"Good night, Seth. See you in the morning."
"Night, Anna." Anna opened the front door, walked inside, and up the stairs to the room she shared with Holly.
Anna: Wow, it's so nice to finally find a guy with the same interests that I have. Seth's so cool and so funny. I can't wait to get to know him better.
Seth lingered outside for a minute, to catch his breath. Then walked inside the open doors, and shut them behind him. He walked up the stairs and found Summer lying amidst the mess of pillows. She was wearing very short black shorts and a plain light blue t-shirt that ended just above her belly button. She stood up when she saw that Seth was on the second floor. He walked up to her. She stood on her tippee toes and reached for Seth's neck, but missed. She lost her balance and fell back onto the bunch of pillows. He reached his hand down to her, and she took it. But instead of using it to pull herself up, she used it to pull Seth down. He flew forward, landing right next to Summer. She laughed.
"Sorry, Cohen."
"Do you not know your own strength, or something?"
"Guess not." She rolled over so that she was half on top of him. She took her head down to meet his. She puckered up, and kissed him. She ran her hands through his hair, and he put his hands on her lower back, right above the waistband of her shorts. They made-out on the pillows like that until Summer pulled away and stood up.
"See you in the morning, Cohen." She waved her hand and walked down the hallway to the room Marissa was now fast asleep in.
Summer: What can I say? Kissing boys is fun. I'm not ashamed to have made out with Seth on our second night here. I think the guy could be some fun. And even if he isn't, I could always use a spooning buddy in the house.
Seth: Anna doesn't know about my hook-up with Summer, and Summer doesn't know about my lesser hook-up with Anna. I hope it stays that way. I can't imagine what would happen if one of them were to find out about the other.
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Commercial Break:
Make new F-R-I-E-N-D-S... in The Valley. Thursdays 8/7c. This fall, FOX.
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On the phone:
Luke, Marissa's fiancé
Marissa: Hello?
Luke: Hey sweetie.
Marissa: LUKE! Oh, what an awesome way to start my day.
Luke: So did you have fun last night, I guess you had already left when I called.
Marissa: Oh, that sucks. Yeah, I did. I had a lot of fun last night, I danced, and I drank.
Luke: You didn't get your mack on, I hope.
Marissa: No, I didn't.
"Marissa, you ready?" Ryan called.
Marissa covered the phone, "Yeah, just a second!"
Marissa: Luke, I need to go eat, I'll talk to you later, ok?
Luke: Yeah, sure. I love you.
Marissa: I love you, too.
Marissa got off the phone and ran downstairs, where the rest of her roommates were waiting.
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Rolling over bright white linoleum tiles, Anna pushed the shopping cart while her fellow six found food items to throw into it. The seven walked past the pudding when Seth stopped to load up. Summer and Anna stopped with him while the other four kept walking.
"Cohen, why are you getting so much pudding?"
"Because, pudding is the best. And it's just so fun to say. Pudding, pudding, puuuuding."
Anna and Summer laughed.
Anna: I wish Seth would've shown a little affection towards me in the supermarket. We have kissed...
Summer: Seth... where do I begin? Whenever he makes a joke, I swear to god, I want to kiss him. Or kick him, I'm not quite sure which.
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Ryan was shooting at the pool table. Seth was standing off to the side. Summer came bounding in, silently. Now right in front of Seth, she kicked him in between the legs. The instant pain she caused him was so unbearable, he doubled over.
"Holy bleep! Summer! Don't kick my bleep!"
She ran out of the room, laughing hysterically until she threw herself onto the bed of pillows in the upstairs hallway. She hid herself under them, so he wouldn't find her.
Seth: Wow, Summer's got a little kick in her. All I'm saying is that I don't want her to do that again!
Summer: Didn't I say I wanted to kick him sometimes? I decided to try it. It was just as fun as I imagined. I'm a cheerleader, what do you expect?
Ryan: Summer kicked Seth. If you ask me why, I couldn't tell you. It looked like it hurt, but it was funny as hell.
Seth walked up the stairs and to the pillows.
"Hmm... I wonder where Summer is." Seth paced, like he had no idea. And then flung himself down on her. She squealed. And he started tickling her.
Summer: I felt like I was six again, or something. Like, really childish. It was so fun.
They kissed. And she rolled on top of him. She guessed she just liked the top. He sat up, and pulled her up with him. She pushed him back down.
"Cohen..." She said, breathlessly.
"Yes, Summer?"
"I don't think we should..."
"Yeah, we really should really know each other for more than 72 hours before going any further."
"So, I'll see you in the morning. Or whatever."
"Good Night."
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Commercial Break:
A toaster sat on a table. A man with curly dark brown hair, Grady Bridges, put a cheese sandwich into it. "Do you realize that in the time it takes me to make this cheese sandwich, you could be online, finding out how to vote?" Go to for information on how to vote. Smoke was coming from the toaster. The man looked puzzled. "I forgot to take the wrapper, that's why that's happening. I'm sure it's still fine though." He turned the toaster off, opened the door, and then attempted to fan away the smoke. "I'm not touching it."
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Holly: It's my birthday and John and Melanie are coming! I can't wait to see them. I we've only been here two weeks, and I already miss them so much!
Holly jumped up and down repeatedly on the soft carpet of the living room. And screamed, "I get to go get my boyfriend and my girlfriend tomorrow!"
Anna: Holly is a very sexual person. Everything is like sex this sex that.
Holly: All I think about is sex. I guess I'm like a guy or something in that sense. I'm really surprised I lasted this long with out having sex. I don't really care about the emotional aspect of relationships. I mean I love my boyfriend, and my girlfriend, but seriously, I don't care.
"Oh, I can't wait. I'll finally get some!" Holly squealed. "Yay! I have to go get them at like 3 or something." She ran around a little bit and then did 7 cartwheels and 4 somersaults.
The next day...
"I think that I honestly might still be drunk from last night." Holly complained to a napping Anna. Holly went downstairs, grabbed the keys to the blue SUV, and closed the front door behind her.
A tall red-head man with freckles and light blue eyes and a short brunette with bright green eyes stood on the escalator on the way down to meet their girlfriend, Holly. Each of them held a dog crate and had a duffel bag on one arm. Holly saw them and ran to them as soon as they were 5 feet away from the bottom of the escalator. Unsure of whom to hug first, she took one in each arm.
"Oh my god! Johnny, Melly, do you have any idea how much I missed you guys?"
Melly shot back, "Yes, because we've missed you!"
Holly squealed when she noticed what was in their hands, "You brought Char and Ash?"
"Of course, they miss you more than we do, it seems like," John said.
Holly kissed her boyfriend, first, and then her girlfriend on the cheek. She took each of their free hands, and pulled them out of the airport skipping.
Holly: I'm really anxious to see how the roommates are gonna react to John and Melanie. They all say they're cool with it, but who knows.
Holly opened the door to the large beachfront house.
"Welcome to our humble abode," She said to her guests. "HELLO? We're home." She called out. Anna came in from beside the pool to greet Holly's company as did Seth and Summer, who had previously been fooling around upstairs, Ryan, who had been checking his e-mail, Marissa, who had been reading, and Oliver, who had been talking to his girlfriend, Natalie on the phone. They all said "Hello," and made some kind of gesture, whether it was a handshake or a wave, and returned to what they were doing before.
Marissa: Holly is like beaming. I can only imagine what I'm going to be like when Luke comes.
"So, I think we should let Charlie and Ashley outside." Melanie said to break the silence. Noting that the black cocka-poo and the cream malti-poo were barking at their crates.
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Seth was going into Anna's room to see if she wanted to do something. But was surprised to find Holly, John, and Melanie in Holly's bed together, without clothes on.
Seth: I should really learn to knock. In case there's a threesome going on in one of the bedrooms. Well, I guess I can't really knock on a curtain, but something, I should learn to do something.
The roomies, plus Melanie and John, went out to eat at the Crab Shack while it was still light, in celebration of Holly's birthday. They all gave her gifts. When Holly leaned over to kiss her girlfriend on the lips, Ryan looked the other way. They went home to drop off Holly's gifts and then left for L.A.
As soon as the newly minted 21-year-old got into the club with her gang of eight, she ordered every one a drink.
"No, I don't want one," Anna said.
"Oh, come on, Tinkerbell! You're being a party pooper."
"Oh, alright I'll have a screwdriver." She ordered.
They all toasted and as soon as she was done with her drink, Anna ordered another.
Ryan and Marissa were bumping and grinding, near Holly, John, and Melanie who were all dancing together, and Summer who was dancing with Oliver. None of them noticed Anna who was straddled on top of Seth, playing an intense game of tonsil hockey.
Anna: Seth's not a bad kisser. I mean, like I've kissed better. But considering he's never had a girlfriend. Um, yeah.
Seth: Anna. Wow, I'm trying to figure out why we're making out on the couches, maybe she's just really drunk. Or something.
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Holly: I'm really bummed that my boyfriend and girlfriend are leaving. It
Totally sucks. I'm gonna miss them again. But, hey! At least I got some action. I'm gonna ask everyone if I can keep my dogs here.
With everyone sitting on the living room couch, Holly saw no better time to pose her question, "Hey every one! Can I ask y'all a question?"
Answers of "sure" were spoken simultaneously.
"Do you guys mind if my dogs stay?"
"No, of course not!" Anna, Marissa, and Summer said in unison.
"Cool," Ryan and Oliver both said.
"Wonderful. Dogs. I love dogs, who doesn't like dogs?" Seth said as Ashley came up to him and attempted a nip. "Ok, maybe I stray away from the white one, but the gray one, the gray one's cool."
"Yay!" Holly was ecstatic. Even though her boyfriend and girlfriend were leaving.
When Holly got to the airport with John and Melanie, she hugged each of them, with huge tears in her eyes.
"I can't wait until Valentine's Day, when you guys come back."
"I know, honey, talk to you when we get home ok?" Melanie responded.
"Yeah," Holly kissed her girlfriend, who then left her tight embrace.
John was left in Holly's arms and kissed her and whispered in her ear, "I love you,"
"I love you, too," Holly tearfully told him.
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On the next episode of the Real World: Orange County
"Oh, great, it's like High School all over again. Except this time...literal dogs versus figurative water polo playing dogs."
Seth: They both know. When this is over, I am never gonna be able to get a girl again.
"Wait, can you repeat yourself? Did you just say you were in jail?" He asked in complete disbelief.
The tearful reply was simply, "Uh huh."
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Author's Note: Yes, someone will be in jail, after all, what is The Real World without jail? Sorry for the late update, we totally forgot we had it. And if you didn't get that first scene with Ryan and Marissa, we will try to recreate some original scenes from the show. Enough talk, and we hoped you enjoyed!