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Author's Note: We know we haven't been great about updating on time, and we feel really bad, but, here the next episode is. Hopefully all of you remember that Marissa is getting married to Luke. So, nothing can happen between her and Ryan 'sexually'. And she might be saying something about that a little later in the episode (heh heh). However, this is the Real World, and the line between 'right' and 'wrong' is sometimes blurred...
Always,
Chinogirls, L&R
Previously on the Real World: Orange County... She ordered every one a drink.
"No, I don't want one," Anna said.
"Oh, come on, Tinkerbell! You're being a party pooper."
"Oh, alright I'll have a screwdriver." She ordered.
They all toasted and as soon as she was done with her drink, Anna ordered another.
"Wonderful. Dogs. I love dogs, who doesn't like dogs?" Seth said as Ashley came up to him and attempted a nip. "Ok, maybe I stray away from the white one, but the gray one, the gray one's cool."
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Seth: This is the true story
Holly: of seven strangers
Oliver: picked to live in a house
Anna: and have their lives taped.
Ryan: To see what happens when
Marissa: people stop being polite
Summer: and start getting real!
All: The Real World: Orange County!
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The seven roomies sat around their backyard fire pit.
"Ok, so let's play a game. What's the wildest thing you've ever done? I'll go first. I got up on the bar, danced around in a bikini top and jeans. Uh, then a bunch of people did shots off my stomach. And it was like four below zero outside." Holly said. She sat Indian style on a pool chair, with one dog curled up on each leg.
"Wow, get any numbers, Fish?" Summer asked, curious.
"Um, I think I got like 17 guys and 9 girls."
"I don't think I can top that, but I stood on the roof of my high school and I screamed to my girlfriend about how much I loved her. I still do, by the way." Oliver told them.
At that, Anna, Marissa, and Summer let out a collective 'Aaw!"
Marissa was next, "I think mine would have to have been when I lost my virginity. We were on a school trip like freshman year, and on the bus, I lost my virginity to my, well now, fiancé."
Ryan: How the bleep do you loose your virginity on a bus? I've heard of creativity, but that just sounds crazy.
"How old were you?" Seth asked, amazed.
"14, I think. He was 15."
"Ok, that sounded like something I would say!" Holly joked. They all laughed and Ryan was next.
"Well, this isn't so much the wildest thing I ever did, but more like the stupidest. When I was about 16, my brother, Trey, and I broke into a car. We got caught, he went to jail, and I went to juvy."
Marissa put a comforting hand on his shoulder, and soothingly rubbed his back, to show her support. Summer was up.
"I don't know what the wildest thing I've ever done is. But my ex and I entered one of those competitions for like the sexiest couple, and like had to come up with 'the best use of whipped cream' and stuff, and we won the competition."
"Best use of whipped cream? Bikini!" Holly exclaimed.
"Exactly" Summer replied.
Seth was next, "Like Ryan, this is probably the stupidest thing I ever tried to do. But I was at a skate park, when I was probably 15 or so, and I thought I was like the coolest guy, or whatever, and I tried to do some really cool trick on the half pipe, I don't even remember what anymore. And I fell, and broke my leg."
"Oh... my... god! ... Cohen! ... I'm... sorry, that's just... too funny!" Summer said in between giggles.
"Yeah, yeah, but at least I don't let guys lick whipped cream off my chest."
"Wait, what? Those two things aren't even remotely related!"
"Whatever, Summer. Anna? You're next."
"Ok, I was at my first college party, and had had tons to drink. And I got up on a table and started dancing. And then stupid me hit my head on a light. My ex-boyfriend, helped me off the table, and then took me outside, where I threw up on his shoes, and briefly passed out due to my concussion."
"Nice, Anna!" Holly leaned over to give her a high five, to which Anna slapped back.
"Well, ok. Either that, or coming here, to do this!" Anna finished.
"Cheers to that!" Oliver exclaimed and every one laughed.
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Later in the night, Ryan and Seth were in their room, alone, getting ready to go to sleep. Seth decided to poll Ryan for advice on his Anna/Summer situation.
"Ryan, my head is in a tizzy. For almost twenty-two years of my life, I have no women. Now I have two."
"Yeah, yeah, I feel really bad for you." Ryan replied, and slightly rolled his eyes.
"It's not funny."
"No, seriously, man, tough, tough problem to have."
Seth: My relationships with Summer and Anna are totally sexual, and full of heat. Passion. And sweet, sweet love.
"I liked it so much better in the first couple of weeks when you had no sense of humor."
"I guess you've rubbed off on me."
"But seriously, dude. Penthouse was totally wrong. This is not fun. I'm constantly worried that one of them is going to catch me. What the hell do I do?"
"Beats me. I've never been in your situation before."
"Yeah, well, I don't think many have. I mean, Summer and Anna, they're going to see this. I'm sure of it! They're going to know that I've been with both of them. And then when they do. I will never be able to get a girl, again. My life will go back to normal."
"Well, if you're used to it..."
"Really, Ryan, you need to go back to being not funny."
"Ok, I'm going to go to sleep now."
"Me too. Before one of them hears me."
"Seth, you're paranoid. They're either outside, or in their rooms. Chill."
"Chill is my word. I'm going to the bathroom. Night night, Ryan."
Seth stepped outside of their room and towards the bathroom, but Summer stopped him mid-way. She pushed him up against the wall and started to make out with him. She pulled away.
"Hey there, what's goin' on?" Seth asked. "Not that I'm complaining but, why did you just do that?"
"I just can't help it. And I certainly can't explain it," She replied, and leaned in for more. Which, she got, but was stopped soon after.
"You know, Summer, I was kinda headed for the bathroom. And as much as I'd like to stay here and continue with you. I really have to go."
"Right, Cohen. Go ahead. I'll see you later." She walked away with her head down, and a slight blush.
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"I'm gonna go bike ride down the pier. You coming?" Ryan asked Seth.
"Sure let me go put my shoes on and grab my board," Seth went to go put on his black Converse All-Stars and put one of his feet in, only to find it wet. "Oh, great, it's like high school all over again. Except this time the things peeing in my shoes are literal dogs versus figurative water polo playing dogs. Holly!" He called to find that she was not home. She was at The Crab Shack with Anna, Marissa, and Summer. "Uh. I guess I have to go with my white pair."
Ryan was biking down, and Seth was skating down the pier, when the girls saw them.
"Ryan! Seth!" The girls called, trying to get their attention. They stopped and went up to the girls.
"What are you doing?" Marissa asked.
"Riding down the pier. Wanna come?" Ryan responded.
"Yeah." Marissa jumped at the offer.
"Ok, hop on."
"Coop!" Summer whined.
"Jealous, Summer?" Seth asked.
"Uh, no! We have a car for a reason. No offense or anything, but skating and bike riding are so not the fastest ways to get anywhere."
Marissa put her feet on the bike, leaned forward, and put her hands on Ryan's shoulders.
"Meet you guys at home! Let's go!"
The girls waved, and started towards the blue SUV. Ryan began to pedal. Marissa started squealing.
Marissa: Oh my god! It was so fun riding on that bike with Ryan! I'd never ridden on a bike that way before. Wait... Had I ever ridden a bike at all before that? I don't think I had.
"Ryan! Faster! Faster!" She shrieked in between giggles. His slight smile began to spread wider, and wider. He slightly sped up and she just started laughing even more. "Woohoo!" Her hand moved from its post on his shoulder to cover his eyes briefly.
"Hey!" He said as his smile spread even more. And started to laugh. She continued her fit of giggles and took her hand off his eyes and returned it to the worn leather jacket.
Ryan: I think that was the best bike ride I've ever had.
The wind was blowing hard through Marissa's long sandy blonde mane and was blowing Ryan's short locks up. The dock began to go slightly down, and Ryan controlled his speed with perfection. Ryan and Marissa were in their own little world, completely oblivious to Seth, and the people walking down the dock.
When Seth, Ryan, and Marissa got back to the house, the rest of the girls had already made it back. Seth started towards the door skateboard in hand, while Ryan parked his bike against the house.
"Wow, Ryan. Thanks that was so much fun!" Marissa said with a big hug.
His muscled arms wrapped around her denim jacket as he replied, "Anytime."
"Well, I might just have to take you up on that one, sometime." She said with a smile out of the side of her mouth.
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Hours after the return home, Marissa sat on the corner of her bed, putting on a pair of jeans to replace her army green crop pants that she had been wearing during her bike ride with Ryan. Her smile was still there when Summer walked in.
"Oh, my god! Coop! You totally have a thing for Austin!" Summer exclaimed when she saw Marissa still beaming.
"Ryan? No, I don't have a thing for Ryan. I can't have a thing for Ryan. It's like... Ryan. And I have a fiancé."
"So what. I'm sure your boy looks at other girls."
"No. Luke would never."
Summer: I think Marissa's a little disillusioned. She thinks her fiancé would never like look at another person. But he is a man, and he has a penis. I know they've like committed themselves to each other, but come on, they're like over twenty-four hundred miles away from each other.
"Whatevs, Coop. If you say so." Summer and Marissa finished getting ready and all seven of the roommates climbed into the blue SUV, with Anna driving, Seth, Summer, and Oliver in the middle, and Ryan, Marissa, and Holly in the back. Summer leaned over to Seth, and whispered something in his ear. He looked over at her, a little scared, and also a little anxious.
Anna: I don't know what's going on between Summer and Seth. I know that Seth and I have been kissing. But that's it. Summer only comes up in conversations when she's there. I'm probably just paranoid.
In the club...
The Britney Spears song, "Outrageous" was blaring and Marissa and Ryan were, yet again, freaking. Summer was dancing with them, but she wasn't like against Ryan, ever. Marissa's body never separated from Ryan's. Holly was making out with a random girl, and Oliver looked like a lost puppy. Just standing there. Drink in hand, looking for something to do.
Anna sat next to Seth on the couches in the lounge. She put her head in front of his, and planted her lips on his. Her hand went to his cheek, and pulled him in for a deeper kiss. She pulled away and left him almost speechless.
"Anna."
"I need a refill on my drink. You?"
"No, I'm good."
"Ok, then, I'll be right back."
She got up and walked over to the bar. Summer saw her at the bar, without Seth. She stopped dancing with Ryan and Marissa and walked over to him.
Summer: I saw that Anna had left, so I just figured that he was alone. Well, he better have been. Otherwise he would have felt his very first rage blackout.
She straddled him and her short purple skirt slightly rode up her legs. She leaned forward and grasped his curly hair in his hands. Their lips connected, and his hands planted themselves on her lower back. As this was happening, Anna turned around and saw them. She downed her drink and revolved for another glass.
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Anna walked outside. Maybe a little fresh air was all she needed. She was totally drunk. Purely wasted. She walked over to a guy and lifted up her tank top to momentarily reveal her bare, pixilated chest. Turns out that the guy she walked over to just happened to be a cop. Smooth, Anna.
Anna: I have no idea what the hell I was doing. And then the next thing I know, I'm getting handcuffed and into a police car. It was very scary.
Seth started to get worried, and started to look for Anna, with Summer close behind.
"Where did she go? Did she just get into the invisible plane and take off?"
"Cohen, you could do without the comic book analogies. But dear god, I'm sure Tinkerbell's fine. She's 19, not 12."
"Wow, Summer, you're going to make an amazing mother."
"Whatevs, Cohen. I'm sure she can find her way home. Again, she's 19."
"Speaking of which, maybe we should leave, just in case she gets confused or something."
"Sure, Cohen."
Ryan and Marissa were easy to locate, since they were still getting their freak on in the middle of the dance floor. Oliver was still standing in the corner, looking lost. And Holly was still making out with the same girl, but they had moved a little further into it, with hands up each other's shirts.
"Fish, come on! Let's go." Summer commanded, because Seth was not pushy or demanding enough. Summer was almost at the point of picking her up and dragging her to the car. Sure she was short, but she was strong, and very powerful.
"Ok, ok. I'm coming. Just a second." Holly said as she pulled away from her kiss.
"One." Summer said. "Holly! NOW!" Holly got up and waved good-bye to her companion and left.
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"Do you mind if I sleep with you? There's something in our room. I mean, I wouldn't do anything, just sleep." Ryan asked her.
"No, sure. I don't mind." Marissa replied.
"Wait, do you snore?"
"No, well, I don't think so. I've never actually slept with some one before."
"Yeah, me neither. I'm usually crawling out the window. Or back into the front seat." He said with a smirk.
"OK! Enough sharing!" She replied.
Marissa: Something funky's going on in the boys' bedroom. Who knows what, but it's gross, and they can't like sleep in there, so Ryan and Seth are going to bunk with me and Summer, and Oliver, I guess is going to sleep on the couch.
Marissa and Ryan sat up in her bed. He was reading a book, and she was reading the latest Cosmo. Holly was taking a shower and Oliver was on the computer, typing furiously. Seth lay on the couch, Summer next to him. Her arms wrapped around his waist.
Summer: Seth was so worried about Anna. It was cute. The scary thing was that we were there waiting for her, and I was trying to comfort him, and we were like an old married couple. Which is just like crazy, because we've only known each other for like three weeks.
Summer looked up at him and tried some reassuring words, "Cohen, she's gonna be fine. Don't worry."
"But, Summer, what if it's not? What if she's not fine?"
"Cohen, there are two things that could happen: either she'll call and tell us to get her, or she'll come home by herself. My guess is the first one, but either way, she'll be fine."
"I guess you're right, Summer."
"Of course I'm right. I'm always right."
Seth and Summer were starting to fall asleep when the phone rang. Seth bolted up and ran to the phone. A sleepy Summer soon followed.
Seth sleepily : Hello?
Anna: Seth?
Seth: Anna!
"It's Anna." Seth mouthed excitedly to Summer. She nodded.
Seth: Where are you? Do you need me to come get you?
Anna begins to cry : I'm in jail.
Seth disbelieving : Wait, can you repeat yourself? Did you just say you were in jail?
Anna tearfully : Uh huh.
Seth: Why?
Anna: I think, drunk in public, disorderly conduct, or lewd conduct, I'm not really sure, and underage drinking.
Seth: Wow. Anna. When can you get out?
Anna: Tomorrow. I think.
Seth: I'll come get you then. Call me in the morning.
Anna cheering up : Thanks, Seth. Talk to you in the morning.
Seth: Anytime, Anna. Bye.
Anna: Bye.
Seth hung up the phone. Summer waited impatiently, "Well?"
"She's in jail."
"Tinkerbell?"
"Yeah."
"That's unexpected."
"Tell me about it. I'm going to get her in the morning."
"Ok." Summer walked over to the shocked Seth. And sat on his lap. "See, Cohen? I told you she'd be fine."
"You did."
She leaned in to give him a quick kiss, which he returned.
"You know what, Cohen? I'm tired. I'm going to go get ready to go to sleep. You probably should, too. If you're going to go get Tinkerbell bright and early."
"Good point." They walked up the stairs to find Ryan and Marissa had fallen asleep in each other's arms. Summer went in to the closet that she and Marissa shared, to change clothes, while Seth merely took off his pants and sweatshirt and climbed into Summer's neatly made bed. She walked out in a short peach colored nightgown.
"Wow, Summer."
"Thanks, Cohen. But if you try to get frisky with me, I'll cut your bleep off."
"No, of course I won't. Not consciously anyway."
"I really will kill you," She climbed into bed next to Seth, and pulled the blankets up.
"No, I believe you."
"Good. Night, Cohen," She turned her head to give him a peck on the cheek.
"Night, Summer," She reached over and turned the light off.
On the next episode of the Real World: Orange County"I think we need to talk."
Holly: I have a huge crush on her! What the hell am I supposed to do?
"Hey everyone! This is my... my Brad!"
"Anyone going home for Thanksgiving?"
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Author's Note: Again, sorry for the late update, but we try. We do have to have some type of life--sorta, and it was kind of long so hopefully that made up for it. We try to get what everyone wants in there, and lets hope it worked by telling us what you thought with that little purple button!