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The Diary's
Entry 4
Dear Stupid, Ruddy, Hermione's Idea Diary,
I can't believe I am writing in a diary. And it's all Hermione's fault! God she can be so aggravating I can't stand it sometimes. "But...but Ron, it would be a most memorable cherished book when we are 100 years old!" I don't know about her but I don't plan on being alive when I reach 100. At least not with the way things are going now. Oh and she goes, "well I guess if you don't want to sniff sniff you don't have to. It will just be me and Harry, I guess. No, no it's fine. I get it!" Yeah I get it Hermione it's called G.I.L.T. T.R.I.P. and it works like a charm OBVIOUSLY!!!
So what the bloody hell am I supposed to write in this stupid piece of crap! Oh I know!!! HERMIONE IS A BIG ARROGANT BOSSY KNOWS IT ALL! Wow I feel better. Actually I do have something I could talk about I guess. Luna Lovegood. Have you noticed her lately? God look at me I act like I'm talking to the diary. I must be loosing it. I bet its Hermione's fault.
Any way, Luna has eh grown up since our 5th year. Wow she has really uhh; well she has a nice ass! I feel so strange writing this down. I normally talk to Harry about this sort of thing. It's kind of bizarre to put my feelings into words. Hmm, maybe I should of tried this sooner. Wait! Don't tell Hermione I said that. Wait! How is a Diary going to tell Hermione I said that in the first place?
Yep, you're loosin it all right!
Mentally Yours