This is my First FanFic and i tried to make it funny. Please give me all the imput on how to improve. Also tell me if it's a little to crude and if you'de rather me right in a different way. Other than that sit back and enjoy the story!

Chapter 1

Naruto was having the usual bad day but today was possibly the worst. He had woken up to the sound of a cat getting its head cut off, or should I say his alarm. His butt really hurt and he had no idea why. He had to go to work today and didn't feel any livelier then a vampire in the light of day with a stake through its heart.

He rolled over only to hear a load yell from beneath him. "Get the F# off of me!" the fattened person screeched.

"Who the heck are you?" Naruto stated, the shock of the screaming not yet faded.

"You've got to be kidding me!?! Get the Heck off of me and maybe you'll remember your own wife!!" The mysterious person still getting squished shouted.

Naruto rolled over again to reveal a beautiful but flustered Hinata.

"O, that's right, hi honey." Naruto said still confused but not wanting to get mutilated by the raging rhino that was Hinata.

"You still don't know what's going on do you?"

"No, not really" Naruto admitted.

"I'm sick and tired of you going out every night coming back not knowing where you are and what happened."

"Umm, sorry" Naruto didn't know what to say. He knew who Hinata was but didn't remember marrying her.

Hinata smacked him in the head and all the memories flooded back, like a radio with to much static.

He had gone to the bar the night before and gotten into a fight with a stranger because he tried to rape him. Well it's not called rape if you like it. Anyways the stranger had stuck a needle in him and he forgets from then on. He did remember faint noises that he didn't want to tell Hinata about.

"Umm, no luck" Naruto lied with embarrassment. He would go back tonight to kick that guys butt but he vaguely remembers this routine happening before.

That night Naruto walked into the bar and saw the mysterious stranger standing as if waiting for him.

"Long time no see" The stranger said with a chuckle in his voice....