Hey everybody I'm back! I bet your surprised at how fast I can update my
stories. Well, like I said before, I have a lot of time on my hands! I just
arrived at my grandmother's house today. I'm spending the night here
because my parents are going to a wedding reception or something like that.
I'm not really sure on the details. (fake sob) Nobody ever tells me
anything!!! (another fake sob) Anyway, I'm really excited right now,
because even though it is not my birthday yet, my grandma took me and my
younger brother out to get our presents. My bro got some Spiderman toy and
one of those spy gear toys. I, however, got the first episodes of Yu Yu
Hakusho on DVD, and the second volume of Rurouni Kenshin. I'm so happy!
Yay! Anywho, I suppose that you would like for me to get on with the story,
wouldn't you? Kakashi is pretty!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
On with the story! (okay, I lied in the last chapter, I am going to say "on with the story" before every chapter) Anyway...
Naruto just kept babbling on and on and on. Sakura was walking just ahead of them with a sweatdrop and a really annoyed expression on her face. Natsu raised her eyebrows and looked at Naruto. "Naruto.....I want you to know......that I am hear to train and complete the mission. I am not here to be your friend......or anyone else's friend." Naruto looked her and she hung her head. "I don't want to sound mean. I'm not a bad person, I swear I'm not. It's just that there is something that I need to do......something I need to concentrate on, before I can go on living the rest of my life. When I am ready to live, then you can be my friend, but not now. Not today."
Sakura furrowed her eyebrows, wondering what it was that was making her not want any friends. Sasuke, Kakashi, and Tazuna heard it as well, but did not show it. Naruto, however, apparently had not absorbed a word Natsu just said. He smiled and started babbling again. "Well, how about tomorrow then? Yeah, that sounds good. You can start being my friend tomorrow. Hey, did I ever tell you about my best friend, Iruka? Yeah, he's pretty cool. He actually used to be my teacher, and he takes me out for ramen all the time. Do you like ramen? I love ramen...." And so it started all over again.
Tazuna, Kakashi, and all of the Genins except for Naruto sweatdropped. Natsu looked at Naruto. "Naruto, please stop talking." Naruto stopped for a second and looked at her. She just closed her eyes and walked faster, leaving Naruto behind with a baffled look on his face. Sakura looked behind her at Naruto, thinking, "Wow, I don't believe it. She actually got Naruto to stop talking without being forceful." Meanwhile, Inner Sakura was babbling. [I don't believe it! I have tried thousands of times to get Naruto to shutup and he never did it right away! Well, I suppose I never really tried to just tell him to be quiet, I always just hit him right away. Wow, that girl is good....WAIT! WHAT AM I SAYING!? SHE MIGHT STEAL SASUKE FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!........but she did say that she is not looking for a friend right now, so maybe Sasuke is safe.......no, maybe she is just saying that to throw me off.....yes, that's it. She is part of a conspiracy formed by a large group of girls trying to take my Sasuke, because they are jealous! Yeah, and I bet they brainwashed the Hokage too. Next thing you know, we're gonna be attacked by a giggling group of ninja girls trying to kidnap Sasuke.......Oh no! Sasuke's in danger! HOLD ON SASUKE!!!!!!! I'LL SAVE YOU!!!!!!!!!...........oh, but I can't let Natsu know that I'm on to her..........]
(authors note: all of Inner Sakura's thoughts in the last paragraph were written randomly, and I just wanted you to know that I was laughing my (bleep) off the whole time I was typing. Can you just imagine Sakura being so afraid of Sasuke being stolen from her that she actually believes there is a conspiracy going on?)
The whole time Inner Sakura was ranting, Naruto had forgotten about Natsu's rudeness, and was now running ahead of the group yelling, "ALL RIGHT! ROAD TRIP!"
"What are you babbling about?" Tazuna asked.
Naruto started looking around. "This'll be the first time in my life I've been outside of the village!"
Tazuna pointed at Naruto and looked at Kakashi. "Am I really expected to place my life in the hands of that fool?"
Kakashi sighed. "There is no call for concern. I am an elite ninja, and I'll be along too."
Naruto was now very ticked off as he crossed his arms and muttered to himself, "This guy has got to be the worst client in the history of our village. And I'm not gonna let him give me any crap!" He turned around and pointed at Tazuna, shouting, "Listen you old geezer! You don't mess with ninja! Ever! Especially not a really good one like me! I am the cream of the elite. In fact, one day I'm gonna be the next Lord Hokage! So, remember my name! It's Uzumaki Naruto!"
Tazuna took a drink from the bottle he was carrying in his hand. "Hokage, eh? The lord of your village? The best there is? I don't think someone like you has it in him."
This really set Naruto off. "WELL YOUR OLD AND STUPID! I AM DOING ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND I'M DOING THEM FAST! AND WHEN I BECOME HOKAGE, YOU'RE GONNA WISH YOU WERE A LOT MORE RESPECTFUL TO ME RIGHT NOW!"
Tazuna brought the bottle to his lips again. "Respect you? I don't think so. Not even if you did become Hokage."
Naruto was now on edge. "YOU ARE DEAD!" he yelled, lunging at Tazuna once again. But Kakashi grabbed his collar again and said, "I said no you little dunce!"
After that they walked in silence for about ten minutes, and Natsu had purposely fallen behind again. That was when Sakura decided to ask Tazuna if there were ninja in the Land of the Waves. Kakashi answered her question for her, and went on to explain how there were five countries with ninja, and each country had their own leader. Hokage was the leader of the Leaf village.
Sakura then asked. "So I don't have to worry about encountering any foreign shinobi?"
Kakashi smiled and patted her head. "Of course not! Ha ha ha...." But the look on Kakashi's face said something different as they walked by a puddle. And, of course, as soon as they passed the puddle, it began to disappear as it turned into two ninja who rose up quietly. Then one flew forward with a chain, and they both wrapped the chain around Kakashi. Kakashi couldn't move, and his eyes were filled with fear as the ninja then pulled tightly on the chain, cutting Kakashi's body into several pieces, blood flying everywhere. He was dead...
Okay! That is it for the third chapter. Tune in next time to experience Natsu's fighting skills against the shinobi! Will Natsu reveal some amazing skill or power? Or will she fail, and end up being a terrible fighter? Maybe she'll freeze up like Naruto.......Anyway, I just wanted you guy's to know that I am perfectly aware that I stole some scene's from the book to put in my story, so don't give me any flames about it okay? I did it because I thought it would make the story more interesting if I followed the actual Naruto storyline. So, yeah......I don't really have anything interesting to say right now.....hey, grandpa has jelly beans!!!!!!!!! HEY I WANT SOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......bye, I gotta go get the jelly beans.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
On with the story! (okay, I lied in the last chapter, I am going to say "on with the story" before every chapter) Anyway...
Naruto just kept babbling on and on and on. Sakura was walking just ahead of them with a sweatdrop and a really annoyed expression on her face. Natsu raised her eyebrows and looked at Naruto. "Naruto.....I want you to know......that I am hear to train and complete the mission. I am not here to be your friend......or anyone else's friend." Naruto looked her and she hung her head. "I don't want to sound mean. I'm not a bad person, I swear I'm not. It's just that there is something that I need to do......something I need to concentrate on, before I can go on living the rest of my life. When I am ready to live, then you can be my friend, but not now. Not today."
Sakura furrowed her eyebrows, wondering what it was that was making her not want any friends. Sasuke, Kakashi, and Tazuna heard it as well, but did not show it. Naruto, however, apparently had not absorbed a word Natsu just said. He smiled and started babbling again. "Well, how about tomorrow then? Yeah, that sounds good. You can start being my friend tomorrow. Hey, did I ever tell you about my best friend, Iruka? Yeah, he's pretty cool. He actually used to be my teacher, and he takes me out for ramen all the time. Do you like ramen? I love ramen...." And so it started all over again.
Tazuna, Kakashi, and all of the Genins except for Naruto sweatdropped. Natsu looked at Naruto. "Naruto, please stop talking." Naruto stopped for a second and looked at her. She just closed her eyes and walked faster, leaving Naruto behind with a baffled look on his face. Sakura looked behind her at Naruto, thinking, "Wow, I don't believe it. She actually got Naruto to stop talking without being forceful." Meanwhile, Inner Sakura was babbling. [I don't believe it! I have tried thousands of times to get Naruto to shutup and he never did it right away! Well, I suppose I never really tried to just tell him to be quiet, I always just hit him right away. Wow, that girl is good....WAIT! WHAT AM I SAYING!? SHE MIGHT STEAL SASUKE FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!........but she did say that she is not looking for a friend right now, so maybe Sasuke is safe.......no, maybe she is just saying that to throw me off.....yes, that's it. She is part of a conspiracy formed by a large group of girls trying to take my Sasuke, because they are jealous! Yeah, and I bet they brainwashed the Hokage too. Next thing you know, we're gonna be attacked by a giggling group of ninja girls trying to kidnap Sasuke.......Oh no! Sasuke's in danger! HOLD ON SASUKE!!!!!!! I'LL SAVE YOU!!!!!!!!!...........oh, but I can't let Natsu know that I'm on to her..........]
(authors note: all of Inner Sakura's thoughts in the last paragraph were written randomly, and I just wanted you to know that I was laughing my (bleep) off the whole time I was typing. Can you just imagine Sakura being so afraid of Sasuke being stolen from her that she actually believes there is a conspiracy going on?)
The whole time Inner Sakura was ranting, Naruto had forgotten about Natsu's rudeness, and was now running ahead of the group yelling, "ALL RIGHT! ROAD TRIP!"
"What are you babbling about?" Tazuna asked.
Naruto started looking around. "This'll be the first time in my life I've been outside of the village!"
Tazuna pointed at Naruto and looked at Kakashi. "Am I really expected to place my life in the hands of that fool?"
Kakashi sighed. "There is no call for concern. I am an elite ninja, and I'll be along too."
Naruto was now very ticked off as he crossed his arms and muttered to himself, "This guy has got to be the worst client in the history of our village. And I'm not gonna let him give me any crap!" He turned around and pointed at Tazuna, shouting, "Listen you old geezer! You don't mess with ninja! Ever! Especially not a really good one like me! I am the cream of the elite. In fact, one day I'm gonna be the next Lord Hokage! So, remember my name! It's Uzumaki Naruto!"
Tazuna took a drink from the bottle he was carrying in his hand. "Hokage, eh? The lord of your village? The best there is? I don't think someone like you has it in him."
This really set Naruto off. "WELL YOUR OLD AND STUPID! I AM DOING ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND I'M DOING THEM FAST! AND WHEN I BECOME HOKAGE, YOU'RE GONNA WISH YOU WERE A LOT MORE RESPECTFUL TO ME RIGHT NOW!"
Tazuna brought the bottle to his lips again. "Respect you? I don't think so. Not even if you did become Hokage."
Naruto was now on edge. "YOU ARE DEAD!" he yelled, lunging at Tazuna once again. But Kakashi grabbed his collar again and said, "I said no you little dunce!"
After that they walked in silence for about ten minutes, and Natsu had purposely fallen behind again. That was when Sakura decided to ask Tazuna if there were ninja in the Land of the Waves. Kakashi answered her question for her, and went on to explain how there were five countries with ninja, and each country had their own leader. Hokage was the leader of the Leaf village.
Sakura then asked. "So I don't have to worry about encountering any foreign shinobi?"
Kakashi smiled and patted her head. "Of course not! Ha ha ha...." But the look on Kakashi's face said something different as they walked by a puddle. And, of course, as soon as they passed the puddle, it began to disappear as it turned into two ninja who rose up quietly. Then one flew forward with a chain, and they both wrapped the chain around Kakashi. Kakashi couldn't move, and his eyes were filled with fear as the ninja then pulled tightly on the chain, cutting Kakashi's body into several pieces, blood flying everywhere. He was dead...
Okay! That is it for the third chapter. Tune in next time to experience Natsu's fighting skills against the shinobi! Will Natsu reveal some amazing skill or power? Or will she fail, and end up being a terrible fighter? Maybe she'll freeze up like Naruto.......Anyway, I just wanted you guy's to know that I am perfectly aware that I stole some scene's from the book to put in my story, so don't give me any flames about it okay? I did it because I thought it would make the story more interesting if I followed the actual Naruto storyline. So, yeah......I don't really have anything interesting to say right now.....hey, grandpa has jelly beans!!!!!!!!! HEY I WANT SOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......bye, I gotta go get the jelly beans.