Robert Fox's log - June 14, 20XX
Disaster. There are rumors flying around that the evil DR. EGGMAN is planning to infiltrate my company, RobTech. I believe it's because of my new weapon, "Q". It uses Chaos Emeralds to capture matter and place it into a infinitely dense area. In my personal opinion, not only is Eggman ugly but he has bad --
"Ugly, heh?" Eggman chortled as he looked at the leather diary that Robert Fox always kept in his lab coat pocket. "And what's this? Bad... BAD WHAT?" Eggman yelled at Robert, who promptly fainted. "Breath?" Eggman pondered.
It was a stormy day on Eggman's Egg Carrier MK II. The brig in which Eggman and Robert were in could hold up to 50 in a single cell - and there were 4 of them, too.
Eggman lost his patience and exited the room. The robot who was left to guard Robert started to play polka. Screams of horror permeated throughout the entire deck, which left Eggman pleased.
"Perhaps after a few rounds of that, he'll give me the blueprints to 'Q'. Bwahahahahaha!"
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Story (c) 2004 TGAE.