My Baby Yami?
It was a stormy night in the little town of Domino, where duelists duel, playas play, and haters...Where am I going with this again? Oh yeah! Little did any duelist, playa or hater know, there was a realm of darkness that trapped an evil yami name, Marik (DUN DUN DUN!!) who was planning on escaping using an ancient spell used long ago when the pyramids were young. "...Nameku alasa combaray..." He began until the screams of Bonz and his flunkies getting eaten by a shadow monster interrupted. "SHUT UP YOU MEDDLING MORTALS!" Marik yelled "Crap! Now I have to restart! Three more words to go too!"
There was a light side (AKA a hikari) named Malik. Malik's big purple eyes gazed at the stars until a portal of some sort opened in the clouds above him. It spewed out a baby that looked like him, covered in clothing bigger than what it was supposed to wear. "Marik?" The baby just chuckled, grabbing the teenager's hair.
There were two other boys with the same problem but one yami was good, for he was once the pharaoh 5,000 years ago.
At Yugi's house, where the good yami named Yami (So simple), accompanied him, Yugi just stared at the baby, drooling on his leather shirt in his grasp. It grabbed the blonde part of Yugi's hair, laughing.
At Ryou's house, Bakura, the evil tomb robber, cried while Ryou slept. "For the last time," Ryou yelled with his eyes shut "Not tonight! You failed the other night to take the pharaoh down!" (HA! YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING SOMEWHERE WITH THIS! Naughty yaoi lover!) The baby sat there until Ryou's long hair brushed his face. The baby's eyes glittered and pulled on Ryou's hair for entertainment. Ryou didn't really feel it, for he was asleep.
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Takura2004-I know it wasn't funny but it's just getting warmed up a bit!