Chapter 2-A Bundle of Evil

The next morning, the sun peaked through the windows, as it touched onto Ryou's eyes. Ryou hissed at the sun and it went down for another 30 minutes. I know, you want that power too.

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Ok, continuing, Ryou woke up but when he tried to get up, his hair kind of tugged him down. Ryou felt the back of his hair and felt a round body tugging his hair. His a chunk of his hair RIPPED OFF and a scream burst from his lips. He glared at whatever pulled it out but gawked at a chibi Bakura whose eyes were watering. Ryou's lips began to wiggle and he laughed to death! Ryou poked Bakura saying, "Who's the boss now huh?" But it made the baby give a little death glare. He sucked in a lot of air and let out a really loud cry. Ryou's garage door kept opening, though it had an error and whacked a few pedestrians walking by, the window shattered, and Ryou fainted.

At Yugi's house, Yugi was feeding Yami mashed bananas. Yugi picked up the phone and called the gang except for Malik to come over to the Game Shop. As soon as the gang walked in they gawked at the baby and Tea fainted. "Who's the mom?" asked Joey, playing with the naked baby (Yugi didn't have clothes to put on Yami). "Say what?" Yugi asked "That's Yami!" Joey almost dropped Yami in a state of shock. Ryou didn't look all that surprised. Bakura was still tugging Ryou's hair. "Um guys..." Ryou called everyone's attention and turned around to reveal Bakura. Everyone but Tea, Ryou or Bakura celebrated and laughed at the chunk of hair missing! No more evil to look out for! Or so they thought! "Wait," Ryou paused "Where's Malik?"

At Malik's house, Ishizu and Rishid stared at the baby Marik (Malik explained). "There's only one way to fix this problem!" Rishid said, holding a gun behind his back, while Ishizu held a butcher knife. Ishizu jumped at Marik with a battle cry, "CHOP SUEY!!" Malik picked up Marik off the table and ran to Yugi's house. Rishid tried to shoot Malik to make him quit running, or Marik for being evil for several years.

Back at Yugi's house, Joey put Yami down and tripped over Tea when he also tried to make fun of Bakura. Malik burst through the doors yelling, "Sanctuary!!" Yugi sighed in regret saying, "I knew I shouldn't have taught him that!" Tea stood up in order to say a little speech...OF FRIENDSHIP! "Yugi! We should teach our friends things...Oh my Ra! Is that Marik!?" She poked Marik's stomach but the response was a bite on the finger but since Marik didn't have any teeth, he sucked her finger. "AAAWWW!! HE LIKES ME!!" Yugi and the others sweatdropped. "That SO doesn't look right!" Joey stated. Tea FINALLY caught his drift and pulled her finger out. It clobbered with gross oozing spit that...Sorry for the sickening part. Malik's cell phone rang and with the help of common sense, he answered it. "Ok...Ok...Right now... No, I can make it." Malik hang up and set Marik onto the table. "I have to go to work, so could you watch him Yugi?" Malik asked. "Why can't Ishiz..." Yugi was about to ask until Malik told Yugi about Ishizu and Rishid. Malik was stepping out of the door until he noticed Ryou's hair. "Do you have cancer?" Malik asked, making Ryou glare. Tea and the others promised to try and turned the yamis back to normal somehow and left.

Ryou walked home with Bakura tugging on his hair. Several people seem to notice this and called Baby Care asking, "Is it ok for your baby to grab onto your hair and walk around?" And as usual, that fat lazy dude shaving his arms on the other line said, "Yes, it is perfectly safe. Thank you for calling Baby Care, you're making me richer by the minute!"

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