Takura-School's evil. Sorry for the wait!


Chapter 11-Dude, Where's His Motorcycle?

The next day passed (A/N-Cuz I said so!) and now the chibi's were 17 years old with a permit. Yami woke up with his hair messed up. He wore black pajamas to the shower. Yugi woke up and to take a peek to see what age Yami was now. Yami stepped out of the shower with NOTHING on what-so-ever! Yami saw Yugi and yelled, "DAD! GET OUT!!" He literally kicked Yugi out of the bathroom, embarrassed. Yami walked out 5 minutes later. Yugi walked in, closed the door and yelled, "WOAH!! Yami, what did'ya eat!?" "I have digesting problems," Yami replied "You know that!" Yami stepped out of his room with his hair spiked, wearing punk clothing: Black clothes, the wristband with the spikes on it, chains from his pants, and black sneakers. Yami went up to the bathroom door and heard air fresheners being sprayed like crazy! "I'm going to Bushido's Restaurant to hang out with Marik and Bakura!" "Okay," Yugi yelled over the fresheners "But could you PLEASE buy some more fresheners!" Yami growled and locked his so-called father in the bathroom, just for laughs. "Damnit," Yugi mumbled "I'm out of fresheners and it still stinks!" Yugi tried to step out of the bathroom but noticed the door was locked. "YAMI!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!"

Yami met up with Marik and Bakura in front of the restaurant. Marik was dressed like a thug. Baggy blue jean pants, FUBU shirt, sideways cap, and Dada sneakers (A/N-HOTNESS!! I'm ). Bakura was dressed as Bakura, but he was a sneaky prankster. He wore his white sweater and blue jeans (He wore that to Duelist Kingdom). "Could you have come any later?" Bakura comment, looking angry. "Yeah, we said 9:15 not 9:45!!" Marik yelled also. "Sorry guys! I had problems!" Bakura laughed at Yami's excuse. "Yo, befo' we eat, I gots somethin' to show ya'll! (1)" Marik took Yami and Bakura to the side of the restaurant to show them a purple motorcycle. "Ma pops lemme borrow dis joint." "Awesome!!" After the compliments the three decided to finally eat. Marik ordered French toast with orange juice, Bakura ordered pancakes with orange juice too, and Yami ordered 10 pancakes with bacon and eggs with orange juice. Marik and Bakura sweatdropped, just hearing his order. After breakfast, Marik went up to his motorcycle but... "WHERE'S MY MOTORCYCLE!?" Bakura and Yami came to his side appalled that the motorcycle was gone! "My dad's gonna kill me," Marik stated "You guys..." Marik looked to his side and neither Yami nor Bakura was there. Marik began to give out a little whimper.

An hour passed and Marik was yelling at a mouse he found near the dump. "Where were you at Vanier 32nd, of 1982 (2)" The mouse ran away in fear, not wanting to tell Marik it was trying to rule over the Earth. Marik had no other ideas !

Marik went up to the door of his house and knocked (Don't ask why he knocked at his OWN house). Malik came to the door, looking tired. Marik began a fake cry and hugged his dad screaming, "Dad, I lost your motorcycle!!" Malik pushed Marik off of him and chuckled. "Marik! I have a garage load of motorcycles!" Malik opened the garage to reveal billions of motorcycles. Marik was speechless. Malik walked back into the house, making his way to the bed.

Where was the motorcycle? The mouse had it! He called it, the destruction of mankind! He even showed his fellow mice a video of Nonfiction TV (3), showing how people died from the motorcycles.

DUN DUN DUUHHH!


Takura2004-It was funny but I have some things to say.

(1)-Ok, it's slang! I know how to talk like that because I sometimes do it!

(2)-A stupid month, date, and year Marik made up.

(3)-The copy of Real TV (Don't own).

And Thanks to...

Vaporeon13204: Thanks! I could be funnier if I could use script!

Master Ruby: Thanks for letting me learn from my mistakes!

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Possessed Squirrel: I thank you the most!

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DieBound ValkYria: Thanks to you the most too! Thanks for reviewin' my fics!

TheAlienHighGoddess-HEY! I PUT YOUR CHAPTER UP! IT'S CHAPTER 9 I THINK!

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Moshi-Moshi!