Disclaimer: I do not own Yami not Matsuei. ::grits her teeth:: Ow! That hurts! ::the gun prods again::

Intro

Crowd: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

:: Jerry Spring comes down from the aisle:: ::trots onto the stage::

:: crowd calms::

Jerry: Welcome! I'm Jerry Springer, and I welcome you to a special edition of the Jerry Springer Show! ::crowd cheers:: This particular show deals with two partners ::crowd catcalls and whistles:: Real partners-like detectives or something or other.

:: crowd boos::

Jerry: As I was saying.. ::looks over the audience:: These two partners have been working together for awhile, that is until one partner was sure his partner.... ::winks::... had been cheating on him.

:: Crowd cheers and boos::

Jerry: Well, let's bring on the accuser....::looks at a card:: Hisoka Kurosaki!

::Hisoka comes out of the door, wearing blue jeans, green shirt and blue jean jacket, looking around through his brilliant green eyes:: ::women scream with delight when they see him::

::Jerry chuckles:: Looks like you're very popular with the ladies, Hisoka. ::Hisoka shrugs; he couldn't care less::

::Cat calls; one woman whips off her tops:: Hey, Hisoka, baby! C'mon baby light my fire!

::Hisoka rolls his eyes at this display::

Jerry: Well, well.. ::laughs:: Quite a display on your behalf, wouldn't you say?

Hisoka: Whatever.

Jerry: ::coughs:: Right! Let's get on to business!

::Hisoka shrugs again::

Jerry: Now, Mr. Kurosaki... ::looks to the young man:: Did I pronounce that right?

Hisoka: Whatever. Let's just get on with it!

Jerry: Now! You're here because you're partner, who shall remain nameless for now, has cheated on you with another. And you're sure of it!

Hisoka: Yes... Why the hell else would I be here!?

::Jerry chuckles and rifles through his cards:: And you plan to expose this person on live TV for the adulterer they are?

Hisoka: I believe they should pay, yes. ::his voice was so bland::

Jerry: ::laughs:: All right then! Let's bring out this person.... ::looks at the cards:: Asato Tsuzuki!

:: The door opens on the far side of the wall, and a beautiful man with violet eyes steps out shyly waving to the people. Across the room you can see Hisoka gritting his teeth:: Always the flirty type.

Jerry: ::offers his hand:: Welcome to the show, Mr. Tsuzuki.

Tsuzuki: It's my pleasure, Mr. Springer.

::Jerry smiles::

Jerry: Please have a seat.

::Tsuzuki does just that::

::Hisoka looks the other way, chin propped in his hand, trying to ignore his partner::

Tsuzuki: Hisoka?

Hisoka: Hmph! ::turns further away::

Tsuzuki: ::worried:: Oh, c'mon. Look at me Hisoka.

::Hisoka ignores Tsuzuki::

::Tsuzuki is flabbergasted::

Jerry: I bet you'd like to know why Hisoka is ignoring you wouldn't you, Mr. Tsuzuki?

::Tsuzuki nods frantically:: Yes! Hisoka, what did I do?!

::Blows his top and turns to face the other:: WHAT DID YOU DO?! WHAT DID YOU DO?! You did the worse possible thing you could do to me, Tsuzuki!

::Crowd cheers; this is getting good::

Tsuzuki: I-well-um... ::he's at loss for words::

Hisoka: You've been cheating on me with that DAMN doctor!

TBC......

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