ManderNaner& Mystic Dragon4: Thanks so much for your reviews! You'll have to be patient with me if I leave you at a cliffhanger, I've got a major Biology test coming up....

Now, on with the show!!!!!!!!!!


Hisoka: You've been cheating on me with that DAMN doctor!

::Crowd makes ooooh sound::

::Jerry smiles:: Well, those ARE pretty good allegations. Wouldn't you say, Mr. Tsuzuki?

::Tsuzuki looks confused::

Hisoka: Don't you tell me you don't know what I'm talking about, Tsuzuki! I'm an empath, it's like being a mind-reader. I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!!!

:: Tsuzuki remains quiet:: Well, haven't you anything to say...?

Tsuzuki: Well-I-that is, Hisoka.... :: bottom lip quivers:: I'M NOT TO BLAME!

::Hisoka snorts:: Is that the best you can do?!

::Puppy Tsusuki falls to his knees, groveling at the empath's feet, whimpering:: It-it's not my fault, Hisoka! :: grabs a hold of the boy's jeans with his kawaii puppy paws:: ::Whimpers some more:: He-he seduced me with sweets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:: Hisoka rolls his eyes, somehow managing to glare simultaneously::

Tsuzuki: I WAS HELPLESS, Hisoka!!!!!!!!!!!

::whimpers again, puppy tail wagging 2-40::

::Hisoka brushes the inu off his leg with a scoff:: Hmph!

Tsuzuki: H-HISOOOOKAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jerry: Well, well... This seems a bit tame for my show doesn't it... ::gestures:: Let's bring out, Mr. Tsuzuki's supposed lover! He's a doctor with a sinister reputation, who enjoys seducing a certain violet-eyed Shinigami. Kuzutaka Muraki!

::The door opens once more and the evil 'death doctor" enters through it, wearing traditional white suit and long white coat::

::women sigh in the audience; this doctor's looks are far from homely, the doctor in fact is quite...well...GORGEOUS with his, smooth skin, platinum blonde hair, and steely bluish-grey eyes:: ::He smiles coldly at the audience, causing the women to take their seats::

Jerry: Welcome, Doctor.

::Muraki gives Jerry a cold stare:: Good evening...

::Jerry shivers:: Is there a window open or something... ::looks around::

::The doctor walks over, calm as death and sits down next to Tsuzuki, smiling at him:: Ahh, the one I love....

:: Hisoka turns red at this; he's pissed::

::Muraki then begins to feel Tsuzuki up on national television:: Uhhh, Muraki... ::gulps and moans:: ::slips a hand up his shirt:: How many times have I told you to call me, Kazutaka?? Eh?

::begins to pant:: Oooh, Kazutaka!!!!!!!

Hisoka: CUT THAT SHIT OUT ALREADY! ::more red-faced::

::Tsuzuki flinched, still in Muraki's embrace::

Hisoka: You're such a damn whore, Tsuzuki! He's turned you into a sweets-slut!

Tsuzuki: Hisoka... :: Muraki though was dangling a cinnamon bun in front of the inu's face:: Oh, yes, please, give it me!

Muraki: In time, love, in time...

:: Inu-Tsuzuki whimpers, wagging his tail, looking (yes again) kawaii in Muraki's lap his eyes going all big:: lol

::Muraki puts the sticky bun up to his lips then seals his over the inu's:: Mmmm...

::Hisoka looks like he's about to blow up:: ::Muraki glances up and smirks at the boy:: Like the view?

::This makes the empath even angrier::

Hisoka: SWEETS-SLUT!

Jerry: But he's not the only one with the BIG SECRET is he, Mr. Kurosaki?

:: Hisoka turns red, this time embraased:: ::he freezes::

Hisoka: Well-I-um...

Jerry: Well-I-um-What, Mr. Kurosaki?

:: Hisoka turns a brighter shade of red::

Jerry: Let's bring on your lover, shall we?

TBC

Mwahahahaha. I know cruel, huh? Hate cliffhangers, don't you? I know. But we all must suffer sometimes... lol