A/N: Thank you so much for the reviews!

Zatken: Since you're such a nice reader and I really don't want to hold this any longer.....for myself as well as you.

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YaoiHunter: I didn't stop thanks to your review and heres the FINISHED product!

I thought I'd write this final chapter (sadly) before I started studying tonight.

Aren't I wonderful?

Jerry: Let's bring on your lover, shall we?

:: The audience cheers excitedly, they're begging for more:: Yes! Yes! Yes! Do IT! Do IT!

Jerry: Well, Hisoka, looks like the audience has spoken....

Hisoka: That's Mr. Kurosaki to you! ::flames leap around the green-eyed Shinigami::

Jerry: Right.... ::chuckles:: As I was saying, let's bring on YOUR BIG SECRET. ::crowd cheers:: The one who refers to himself as the "Titan", the Secretary of Hades....

::Door opens slightly::

Jerry: Seiichiro Tatsumi!

(:: GravityNeko stops writing for a moment:: Oh, yeah! Woohoo! Isn't he just the gorgeous thing you've ever seen?! C'mere, Sweet Titan! GravityNeko needs some loving tonight! ::stops, embarrassed:: Eh heh heh.. Just ignore me... ::goes off to find a place to die:: )

:: The blue-eyed Secretary walks slowly onto the stage, his movements fluid, graceful, and yet very serious at the same time:: :: He wore what Tatsumi usually wore and took his seat by Hisoka, trying to ignore the gaping transformed Tsuzuki::

Tsuzuki: Huh? What the heck is going on? ::looks around::

Hisoka: As if you didn't know already... ::murmurs bored::

:: Tatsumi leans over, looking into his young lover's eyes and sighs:: This had to come out sooner or later, Hisoka-chan...

Tsuzuki: Hisoka-chan! :: hurriedly unwraps himself from Muraki:: What the heck is going on?!

:: Hisoka turns away from him :: Isn't it obvious, Tsuzuki... Surely you can't be that dense.

:: Tsuzuki looks confused:: (poor Tsu-chan)

Hisoka: Or maybe you can... Those sweets have rotted your brain...

:: A light goes off in Tsuzuki's brain :: Is-is this what I think it is?

Hisoka: ::turns to face him:: Huh, yeah!

:: The violet-eyed Shinigami's eye begins to twitch:: Then what's all this crap for, 'Soka! Why all the subterfuge!? ::its hard to tell if Tsuzuki is upset or furious::

:: Hisoka whips his head up :: DON'T CALL ME, 'SOKA! DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME THAT, YOU TWO-TIMING SWEETS-SLUT!

:: Tsuzuki's face changes; he's had it! ::

Tsuzuki: HEY! WHY THE HELL AM I BEING YELLED AT!? YOU'RE DOING THE SAME DAMN THING! :: tears:: YOU TOO ARE A WHORE....'SOKA!

:: Hisoka's body is rigid:: WHAT!? :: looks for something—a chair perhaps wink wink ::

(Jerry's Thoughts)

:: Rubs his hands together eagerly....Oooh yeah this is getting good. Real action! Profits. Money Money Money Mwahahahah ::

(As you can see Jerry is going insane. Unfortunately we can't seem to get rid of him. He's like a damn weed.... ::shakes her head:: :( :: Ok, back to the show again! Ignore me! )

:: Tsuzuki struggles from Muraki's grip :: Let go, Kuzataka! The little office-slut over here needs an attitude adjustment!

Hisoka: JUST TRY IT, DAMN YOU!

:: Muraki doesn't let go but begins licking the nape of the Shinigami's neck erotically:: Hmmm. :: Tsuzuki moans, writhing in the doctor's lecherous arm, falling into his perverted ways :: ::They begin to make out:: LOL

Hisoka: I SAID, CUT THAT FUCKING SHIT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

:: The yaoi-couple ignore him, they writhe on the floor lustily::

:: Hisoka is redder than red now:: FINE! I'LL STOP YOU! YOU FUCKING SLUTS! ::picks up a chair ::

Jerry: Oh, my.. it's getting really violent.. Isn't it. ::looks around:: Where are those damn guards.

:: BreakRoom::

Guard 1: Does anyone know how to open this thing? ::looks the door then the broken-off door knob::

Guard 2: Hell if I know.

Guard 3: Zzzzzzzzzz.

Guard 4: SHIT!

:: On Stage::

Jerry: Hell! Hell! Damn! Fuck! :: reaches for his cell phone ::

Hisoka: Fucking perverts! :: hurls the chair in the yaoi-couple's direction::

:: The doctor acts quickly, gathering his sweet violet-eyed lover in his arms and leaps out of harm's way, hovering in the air::

Hisoka: COME DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW AND FIGHT ME, YOU BITCHES!

:: Muraki looks at the boy scathingly::

Tatsumi: Hisoka-chan! Please! ::makes a grab at the young Shinigami::

Hisoka: Grrr! Let go me, Tatsumi! Please I just want to kill him...Just a little...

Tatsumi: He's all ready...

Hisoka: I know, but I can try, can't I? ::begins to sound deranged:: You wouldn't begrudge your Hisoka-chan that, would you? Just a little....

:: Tatsumi still holding on; or trying—even the Titan can't restrain an enraged Hisoka ::

:: Muraki however is not one to back down, such a threat on his beloved's life-uh can you really call it that?- :: ::He calls down upon an unusual power of his (don't ask, Muraki hardly does anything except kill with his hands)—ok I just made it up! give me a break! I'm only human!):: :: and strikes out at the immobile Tatsumi and enraged Hisoka:: Die....

:: The dark magic strikes out at the them, aiming to destroy them both ::

:: That is until Tatsumi—pushing his glasses back up on his face—uses his power (seen in Episode 11: Kyoto Files part 2, vol. 4), stepping down with ball of his left foot, tearing up the stage and sending mass amounts of concrete erupting from the ground and flying into the air, disturbing Muraki's dark power's trajectory and sennding it flying back at him and Tsuzuki--who is now puppy-like and shaking:: Mmmm, I'm, scared, Kazutaka!

Muraki: Don't worry, love....

:: Harm is coming closer::

A Voice: It is the duty of us guardians to protect our master!

Everyone: HUH?!

:: Suddenly, a giant fiery flame rises over the audienc, burning the ceiling, in the form of a...Bird? ::

Tsuzuki: Suzaku!

Another Voice: I've done it! I've done it! :: this one sounding really genki (1), a certain blonde, long-haired scientist runs out onto the stage holding up a test-tube :: This time I've really done it!

Audience: Huh?

Jerry: Oh, my.... ::faints dead away::

Hisoka & Tsuzuki: SLUT! :: Hisoka's flames return and Inu-Tsuzuki is back::

Watari: What did I miss?

Ta Da!

(1) Genki... Kid

PHEW! Done! Well, how did you like it?! I told you Watari would be making a brief appearance. ::grins:: All done. ::lays back :: Now I can rest... Hope you liked it!

A/N: What did Watari finally do? You know that infernal sex-changing potion he's been trying to make.... winks Well, anyhow there's a good story going that way called Sweet Cakes by Gpilot04 . (Not me, some other author) Check it out!

A/N: I will be posting again to return all reviewing comments. So watch for another chapter.

GravityNeko Signing Off!