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The two tired faces suddenly looked a lot happier.
"Oh, no. Not with each other. With Vegeta."
The boys' faces turned into a look of horror as quickly as they had turned happy.
This was going to be a looooonnnnnng day.
((Chapter 2.))
The two boys came out of the gravity room beat up and tired. They weren't going to pull any pranks any time soon. Or so that's what Bulma and Chi Chi figured. If they only knew how wrong they were.
The boys had sparred with Vegeta for hours and they didn't even get lunch! The two tired chibis quickly snuck into the kitchen and decided to have an eating contest to see who could eat the most of the Briefs food. Lets just say that Bulma is going to need to do some grocery shopping in the near future. Trunks and Goten left the kitchen as quickly as they had entered and went into Trunks room.
"I'm tired of always getting in big trouble everytime we do something that's supposed to be funny!" Trunks complained.
"Yeah." Goten agreed.
"Think about it." Trunks said. "Gohan is stronger than my dad, or he used to be. If he isn't now he could train some and then he'd be just as strong, if not stronger than my dad. We're stronger than Gohan when he was our age. So, if we use the dragonballs, we can make a wish...."
Goten interrupted him. "oOoOoOoO! What kind of wish!? Huh? C'mon Trunks! Tell me!"
Trunks glared at him. "I wasn't done! As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, we can make a wish with the dragonballs to make you and me 18 and Gohan 7 or 8."
"But Trunks, I don't wanna grow up. I don't wanna be old and no fun like Gohan can be."
"Relax, Goten. It won't be permanent. But we should be able to kick Gohans and my dads butt."
"But Trunks.."
"But nothing! This plan is perfect! Plus, you know what we get to do? We get to drive!"
"Remember the last time you tried to drive? You backed your moms brand new car into the lamppost." Goten reminded.
"C'mon. I was 7 and stupid."
"Hey! I'm 7! Does that mean I'm stupid."
"Goten, a question that you already know the answer to doesn't deserve an answer." Trunks said.
"So I'm not stupid?"
"I didn't say that.." Trunks said.
Goten frowned.
"C'mon. Lets go get the dragon radar so we can find the dragonballs."
"Okay."
The two mischievous chibis went into Bulmas lab and snatched the dragon radar.
"Lets see. How does this thing work?" Trunks asked himself. "Oh yeah!" He finally remembered how to work it. He pushed the button on the top of the radar couple of times and the first dragonball appeared on the screen. "Perfect. The first one isn't too far from here."
"Lets go!"
The boys flew for about 20 minutes until they came upon the first dragonball. It was in a birds nest and the bird was sitting on top of it.
"Okay, Goten, you grab the bird by the neck and I'll get the dragonball."
"But Trunks, I don't want to hurt the bird!"
"Dumbass. You won't hurt the bird. But I'll hurt you if you don't do what I say."
"Fine."
Goten carefully picked the bird up by the neck. Goten may have squeezed a little bit too hard because the bird started screeching and pecking Goten.
"Ow! Trunks! This bird is pecking me!" Goten screamed and let go of the bird.
"Shut up, you baby. Hold on. I've almost got it." Trunks was about to reach for the dragonball when the bird came swooping down and started pecking Trunks on the head too.
"Ow! Goten! Get off your ass and get this thing off me."
Meanwhile, Goten was on the ground rolling in laughter. "I-told-you-it-hurt!" Goten said between fits of giggles.
"Fine! It does hurt! You were right, I was wrong! Now get this thing off me!"
Goten took his time to try to get the bird off of Trunks.
"Took ya long enough." Trunks said after Goten finally got the bird off him.
"Well, if you're going to be ungrateful..." Goten started.
"C'mon. We have to get the other 6 balls."
"What's the next one to find?" Goten asked.
Trunks pressed the button. "The 7 star dragonball."
"Oh. What was the one we just got?"
"4 star."
"Kay!"
The two happy chibis flew as fast as they could to the location of the next dragonball.
"What is this place?" Goten asked when they finally landed.
It had rainbows all over it and from what you could see from the outside, it was filled with boys that were holding hands and kissing and touching each other in unnessessary places. ((AN: I am totally against Gay Marraige. I'm for Bush. I don't like Gay people or abortion or any of that. I just had to put this in here.))
"What's Gay Village?" Goten asked.
"It's a place for gay people you boob." Trunks asnwered.
"Oh. Hey Trunks?"
"What?!"
"What's gay?"
Trunks fell over anime style. "You."
"I'm gay?" Goten asked.
"NO YOU BIMBO! I WAS BEING SARCASTIC! KAMI!" Trunks yelled.
Goten was about to ask if gay was good or bad but he decided not to irritate Trunks anymore.
"I guess we have to go in to get the dragonball." Trunks said.
"Okay."
Trunks and Goten slowly entered the gate with rainbows all over it. They were met by a man.
"Are you two parteners?" the man asked Goten.
"Yeah. We're trying to find a dragonball." Goten answered not understanding the question.
"Oh, that's a shame." The man said. "I was hoping you weren't together."
"WERE NOT TOGETHER!" Trunks yelled.
"OH! So if you're not with raven hair over there, then will you go on a date with me?" the man asked looking starry-eyed.
"Oh really. Your friend there seems to think differently. Are you two together or not?" the man asked.
"No." Trunks said flatly. At the same time, Goten said yes.
"Look. You two are either parteners or not. If you aren't, then I want you." he said talking to Trunks. "If you are, then you two have to prove it. Kiss."
"Ewww..." Goten and Trunks said at the same time.
"Goten, I don't want to be his 'partener'." Trunks whipered in Gotens ear.
"But..but..I don't wanna have to kiss.." Goten whipered back finally understanding the whole gay thing.
"Do you want me to go with him?"
"No..fine..lets make it quick though.."
Gotens lips were about to touch Trunks' when Trunks remembered that he could fly and was probably stronger than any person here.
"WAIT! Goten, we can fly. Lets get the dragonball and go!
Trunks and Goten took off into the air.
"I see it!" Goten exclaimed.
"C'mon."
Trunks swooped down and grabbed the ball. On the way out of the Gay Village, Trunks and Goten saw the man that had talked to them before crying.
"I WON'T FORGET YOU! IF YOU EVER BECOME GAY, I'LL BE HERE!" he yelled.
The chibis let out a sigh of relief when they got far away from the Gay Village.
"I am never going back there again." Trunks said.
Goten shook his head in agreement.
((That's all I'm going to write today. I promise to update soon and I hope you enjoyed the chappie. I had this wierd dream about piccolo last night. It was long enough to make into a short one-shot story maybe. Tell me if you want me to make it a short story.))