Birth Of the bandicoot
The next day: Cortex's ships surrounded the beach on an island south of his castle, as lab assaints and biro climbed out of the ships a large fat colourerd man holding a stick was there to meet them on the beach biro approached this man smiling "Good d, d, d, day I hope our vis-visit finds you wellllll" Biro stammered "Leave papus island you people are not welcome here." The large man commanded "What?!" Biro said confused "I am a mere sci,sci, scientist interested in the wildlife." "Cut The crap! Papu is not dumb as you think puny human!" Papu said moving closer to biro "You work for cortex" He said angrily "Actually yes" Biro said quite seriously taking a gun out of his pocket "And haha so do you" he then shot a needle into papus arm Papu proceeded to collapse onto the floor " Take him to cortex!" Biro said to a group of lab assistants "The ressssttt the rest of you st,storm t,t,this island find me a bandicoot haha!" Biro screeched to the remaining lab assistants .
3 Hours later cortex castle. The raid on the island was successful and a bandicoot was collected, it was now in a cage in the lab sleeping , n.gin was looking into the cage whilst biro readied the vortex, "It seems like a very sleep die bribed bandicoot " N.gin moaned "Cortex will only except perfection, Do you think we should get another one." "Doctor St,stop b, b , bitching . Besides thissss this ones probably going to die in the vortex anyway." Brio breathed tinkering with a nuke that was on the table, "All the same-" The door swung open cutting n.gin off in mid-speech cortex walked in smiling evilly accompanied by 2 muscular looking animals one a kola the other a tiger, cortex looked over at the cage and the bandicoot, then angrily looked at brio "That thing is going to lead my minions to world domination?" Cortex asked angrily both scientists nooded Cortex clapped his hand over his forehead "UGGGGH! You to couldn't organise a piss- up in a brewery!" He screamed "But I suppose that is irrelevant. The great one is demanding I create something to get the gems. And time is something I don't have. Biro! Get it into the vortex. DOIT!" without a pause brio opened the cage and strapped the sleeping bandicoot into the vortex chair "R, R, Ready" Biro stammered "Well what are you waiting for? Higher the chair!" Biro typed something into the vortex's computer the pressed a button, the chair began to rise into the vortex all 3 scientists watched with anticipation then the bandicoot disappeared from view and a light filled the room "Excellent" Cortex said Coldly.
The flash the stopped and the chair lowered sitting in the chair was a large orange marsupial with spiked hair and blue pants: it was motionless. Brio moved close to him to inspect him "Well. is he dead?" Cortex asked "I'm not-" The bandicoots leg flew up kicking biro in the head knocking him cold the bandicoot managed to break out of the straps and went crazy round the lab , "Dammit! Kong, tiny destroy it!" Cortex commanded, the kola and the tiger ran after the spinning bandicoot who stopped spinning and picked up a test tube of the desk and threw it at tiny and kong "YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! DON'T MESS WIT' ME!" The bandicoot yelled jumping from the desk onto the nuclear missile on the table, "Oh god! Not the nuke!" N.gin screamed then the jets ignited and the missile and the bandicoot rocketed out the window. As the missile sewverd back towards the castle the bandicoot lost his grip and fell to the ocean below ,
Back at the lab: "What did you do to my vortex!?" Cortex demanded furiously "What?" Biro whimpered "Do not play dumb with me biro! You sabotaged my vortex!" "What?" without warning the nuke came flying through the window hitting n.gin in the head but miraculously not exploding "Ohmy god! N.GIN!" Cortex Screamed "AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT HURTS! IT HURTS!" N.gin screamed as blood spewed out of his head "C,C,C,CORTEX WHATTTT SHOULD WE DO!?" Brio screamed cortex smirked evilly "Tiny carry this man to robotics. I need to make a few adjustments." Cortex said darkly then he and tiny(Carrying the screaming n.gin) Walked down the corridor towards robotics
Epilogue: 2 hours later N.stanity beach The waves washed up the usual crap today but today they also washed up a new thing an orange figure an orange bandicoot The bandicoot started to move "UGGGGH! Where am i.." It groaned
The Beginning
Next: He's just escaped cortexs clunches but how will crash feel when he finds out hes destined to protect earth from destruction . Crash meets aku aku Also: N.biro seeks vengeance on cortex
The next day: Cortex's ships surrounded the beach on an island south of his castle, as lab assaints and biro climbed out of the ships a large fat colourerd man holding a stick was there to meet them on the beach biro approached this man smiling "Good d, d, d, day I hope our vis-visit finds you wellllll" Biro stammered "Leave papus island you people are not welcome here." The large man commanded "What?!" Biro said confused "I am a mere sci,sci, scientist interested in the wildlife." "Cut The crap! Papu is not dumb as you think puny human!" Papu said moving closer to biro "You work for cortex" He said angrily "Actually yes" Biro said quite seriously taking a gun out of his pocket "And haha so do you" he then shot a needle into papus arm Papu proceeded to collapse onto the floor " Take him to cortex!" Biro said to a group of lab assistants "The ressssttt the rest of you st,storm t,t,this island find me a bandicoot haha!" Biro screeched to the remaining lab assistants .
3 Hours later cortex castle. The raid on the island was successful and a bandicoot was collected, it was now in a cage in the lab sleeping , n.gin was looking into the cage whilst biro readied the vortex, "It seems like a very sleep die bribed bandicoot " N.gin moaned "Cortex will only except perfection, Do you think we should get another one." "Doctor St,stop b, b , bitching . Besides thissss this ones probably going to die in the vortex anyway." Brio breathed tinkering with a nuke that was on the table, "All the same-" The door swung open cutting n.gin off in mid-speech cortex walked in smiling evilly accompanied by 2 muscular looking animals one a kola the other a tiger, cortex looked over at the cage and the bandicoot, then angrily looked at brio "That thing is going to lead my minions to world domination?" Cortex asked angrily both scientists nooded Cortex clapped his hand over his forehead "UGGGGH! You to couldn't organise a piss- up in a brewery!" He screamed "But I suppose that is irrelevant. The great one is demanding I create something to get the gems. And time is something I don't have. Biro! Get it into the vortex. DOIT!" without a pause brio opened the cage and strapped the sleeping bandicoot into the vortex chair "R, R, Ready" Biro stammered "Well what are you waiting for? Higher the chair!" Biro typed something into the vortex's computer the pressed a button, the chair began to rise into the vortex all 3 scientists watched with anticipation then the bandicoot disappeared from view and a light filled the room "Excellent" Cortex said Coldly.
The flash the stopped and the chair lowered sitting in the chair was a large orange marsupial with spiked hair and blue pants: it was motionless. Brio moved close to him to inspect him "Well. is he dead?" Cortex asked "I'm not-" The bandicoots leg flew up kicking biro in the head knocking him cold the bandicoot managed to break out of the straps and went crazy round the lab , "Dammit! Kong, tiny destroy it!" Cortex commanded, the kola and the tiger ran after the spinning bandicoot who stopped spinning and picked up a test tube of the desk and threw it at tiny and kong "YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! DON'T MESS WIT' ME!" The bandicoot yelled jumping from the desk onto the nuclear missile on the table, "Oh god! Not the nuke!" N.gin screamed then the jets ignited and the missile and the bandicoot rocketed out the window. As the missile sewverd back towards the castle the bandicoot lost his grip and fell to the ocean below ,
Back at the lab: "What did you do to my vortex!?" Cortex demanded furiously "What?" Biro whimpered "Do not play dumb with me biro! You sabotaged my vortex!" "What?" without warning the nuke came flying through the window hitting n.gin in the head but miraculously not exploding "Ohmy god! N.GIN!" Cortex Screamed "AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT HURTS! IT HURTS!" N.gin screamed as blood spewed out of his head "C,C,C,CORTEX WHATTTT SHOULD WE DO!?" Brio screamed cortex smirked evilly "Tiny carry this man to robotics. I need to make a few adjustments." Cortex said darkly then he and tiny(Carrying the screaming n.gin) Walked down the corridor towards robotics
Epilogue: 2 hours later N.stanity beach The waves washed up the usual crap today but today they also washed up a new thing an orange figure an orange bandicoot The bandicoot started to move "UGGGGH! Where am i.." It groaned
The Beginning
Next: He's just escaped cortexs clunches but how will crash feel when he finds out hes destined to protect earth from destruction . Crash meets aku aku Also: N.biro seeks vengeance on cortex