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Chapter Three: Day One-Miami, Florida
Today, we went to Miami, Florida, whatever Florida is. The people here are weird. For one thing, the people here are all tall, like in Rohan or Gondor. Another thing, many of them talk in a different language that we honestly don't understand. We met one nice guy. His name is Dave. He said that he rights an important news column for the Miami Herald. When we asked what that was, he said, "Oh, just a newspaper." Although he seemed too funny to write for a newspaper. Then we drove around Miami. On the radio, which is a funny little thing that plays music, there was a song about Miami, although the guy singing it wasn't singing at all, he was talking. We don't get that. We thought music was supposed to have singing in it. Then we went to the beach. It was weird, because many people there were butt naked. We left. Then we had lunch. Now we are headed north to who knows where.
Merry: I don't think I will ever go to the beach again.
Pippin: For lunch, we had tacos and chips with salsa. The salsa was so hot and I didn't have anything to drink so I went to the big water area and drank some but it was salty and then I puked.
Merry: Thanks for reminding me of that, Pip.
Pippin: Your're welcome!
A/N: This is how the format will be from now on. A summary, then diary entries. Oh, and thanks for the kind reviews!
Pippin: You're welcome!
Almighty Authoress and Merry: Shut up, Pippin!