Okay. Here's the second chapter. Disclaimer: I don't own anything!!!!
Hello, it's Jack again. Today was that one festival. I really don't care what it is called, but if I get to dance with someone, it's all right. I was sitting on my bed, minding my own business, when a knock came to my door. DINGDONG! Okay...it might have been a doorbell. Wait... I don't have a doorbell! Maybe it was a Hostess delivery boy, I love Hostess snacks. There's so chocolatey! Unless it's a Twinkie... never mind, it doesn't matter anyway. I stood up off of my bed, and walked towards the door. DINGDONG! "I'm coming already!" I yelled, and opened the door.
It turned out to be Cliff. "Hey Jack, I caught a ton of fish this morning!" "Just like last year, and the year before that. On this very day?" "Uh...yeah!" "Cool! Come on in!" So Cliff and I ate the fish. They were large fish. Why Natsume didn't name the fish, is beyond me. I mean nintendo did in Animal Crossing! They added tons of playtime to the game, just because they named the stupid fish! Anyway, back to the story. "Hey Jack, you going to the festival today?" "You mean that one that no one knows the name to?" "Uh...yeah!" "Of course I'm going to that festival! That's an official Karen will be there festival!" "How do you know that?" That's when I snuck my Harvest Moon 64 player's guide under my mattress, and continued to talk. "I guessed." "Wow Jack. You sure are talented Heehee. See you then.
That's when I pulled out my player's guide and flipped to the Karen guide. I love that section! It said that she would dance with me if I asked, but I put a crate of wine into my rucksack, just in case. I sat up and started to walk towards the town square; which I also have no idea what it is called, and got ready for a fun time. I was about there when I noticed Kai about 40 yards in front of me. Being My rival for Karen, I began to run. He immediately noticed, and also began to run. I started to throw the wine at him. But he is quick! To think I wasted all of that wine...I AM the village idiot. "Hey Kai, wait up!" But I wasn't expecting that to work. I think he has a player's guide too. I also know for sure he has an action replay hidden too. I bet he has "All girls love me" and "Own beach house" clicked on right now. He might have super speed too, but I have that too. I mean...never mind. He reached the festival before I did, and therefore won the right to dance with Karen. Upon my approach to the square, the town Nutcase approached me: Maria the Librarian. "I wanna dancey wid Jackey!" I stared at her for a moment. But I couldn't hold it any longer. "H-hahahahahahahaha! Yeah right!" I fell onto the ground, as she went over to Won. I personally believe that they use the powder all night long.
Since my girl had already been dancing, I decided to dance by myself. While I was dancing, I began to get some looks from the crowd. "Someone want to tell him to stop?" or "This is classic." Maria just kept screaming about how good at "dancey" I was. I finally made up my mind. "What are you all looking at?!" They all pointed to their pants, and I started to feel queasy. "No Jack! Look down!" I felt better, but as soon as I looked down, I felt sicker than before. My pants. They were gone. "Oh! I juss saw gud dancey!" "Uh, I'll just go now." I said before I ran for my life. I can't believe that I forgot my pants! Of course on my way home I received some odd looks, but it could have been worse.