It is now sunday and everybody came to Murph's backyard. Everything was all setup, it looked like a hardcore match was going to erupt. Murph and Xzibit wait for Tino and Carver.

"I see that these fools are going to get owned" said Murph.

Xzibit discusses how foolish Tino and Carver are.

"Yo, I think Carver is a punk who's going to get it to him" Murph told Xzibit.

The crowd was getting restless and they wanted the match to start.

Carver and Tino arrive and they were ready to fight Murph and Xzibit.

"I don't need to pack heat, I got my hands to take you all on!" taunted Xzibit.

Tish and Lor were in the crowd and they cheered on their best friends. The fight was about to start.

It took 10 minutes for them to get ready. As Xzibit was about to punch Carver, he slaps him instead.

Carver tells Xzibit "Hit me harder, I want you to. Yeah, hit me harder!"

Xzibit replies, "nah, you're just a stupid-"

Xzibit doesn't do anything while Murph is about to kick Tino in the groin. Xzibit stops Murph and Xzibit hits Murph.

"What was that for?!" Murph retaliates by trying to punch Xzibit in the groin.

Xzibit counters and puts Murph in a sleeper hold and cracks Murph's neck. Murph falls down unconscious. The crowd is in shock and they throw foreign objects at Murph.

Carver shouts, "That had to be the coolest thing I have ever seen, you are the man X!"

Xzibit doesn't say anything and leaves Murph on the ground. Xzibit explains that this match was all a joke and tells everyone to go home. Everyone left, except for Tish and Lor.

"Whoa, I was about to expect, blood, gore, and violence!" Lor says.

Xzibit replies, "Nah, this was all supposed to be a joke. Murph paid me to do this kind of incident, I still have his money and I'm going to probably shove it up his-"

Tish interrupts and says "I know, what is Murph's problem? I actually wanted to see you rap instead of fighting, that what you do, right?"

Xzibit responds "Yeah. Oh man, Tino and Carver I was surprised you weren't frightened to death!"

Tino tells him "Oh, you were going to kill us and then put our corpses in a body bag. Yeah, I knew this was all a set up. I was not worried about it at all."

Xzibit says "Oh, so yo momma told ya about this?"

Tino responds by saying, "Um yes, how'd you know?"

Xzibit laughs and says "Really? And I was only playin' with ya when I said about yo momma."

"Let's get out of here, this backyard is full of garbage, it's mad dumb" Xzibit says.

They all leave and nobody got hurt, except for Murph. Murph regained his balance and found a note next to his money. He read it.

Xzibit's note: Yo, This is X, your money doesn't mean jack to me. You know what I'm going to do with it? Here have it back, I thought you were cool. You wasted my time when you asked me to do some task that would benefit to me. Apparently, you just messed up. I'm going to go hang out with Tino and his crew now. You can go and suck on eggs!

Later days!

Xzibit

Murph throws it out and goes back inside his house to throw darts at a Tino picture in his room.

This concludes the fanfic. I hope you liked it.