A/N: I seem to have gotten quite a response.

Kake, you bring up some good points. I agree that Mary Sues are baby steps of beginning writers. I myself have written a couple of Sue stories (though they're not on the internet). We could debate all day about the definition of creativity (trust me, I've done it in art class), but the fact is that Mary Sues are done to death. My intent is not to criticize writers, but to criticize the character, as well as make people laugh. Also, I should mention that most professional writers face much worse criticism than this.

Pzx:WPI, most self-inserions actually are Mary Sues (though not all of them; I have read some good self-inserts), and not all Mary Sues make a character fall in love with them. If you're still confused, go to a search engine like google and type "mary sue" in the search box. I don't feel like explaining it; this A/N is already too long.

Disclaimer: I don't own Zim, Dib, 'Nny, Irk, or any other Vasquez-related things.







Scary Sue





Greetings from a scary Sue.

I do not mean to bother you.

No, wait a minute, yes I do,

For I am evil through and through.



No one can understand me,

Not even my true luv, Zimmy.

No, make that Dib, or maybe 'Nny.

I really can't decide, you see.



Though I scare, males think I'm hot,

While females all want me to rot.

I'm a mysterious little snot.

Am I a human being or not?



No one knows and no one cares,

So that is all that I will share.

Say aloha if you dare;

I must be off to dye my hair.