Lightning-Dono: If you've seen Yu-Gi-Oh: The Movie, then you'll know that it has tons of plot-holes. Heck, Yugi didn't even put together this puzzle the right way! HE ALREADY COMPLETED IT. And this is supposed to happen after Alcatraz/Battle Tower...-sigh- So here is how the Yu-Gi-Oh cast reacted to the director's pleas.

Dub names will be used.

The director chewed numbly on a hangnail as he thought.

"Now, Yugi, you need to take apart and put together your Millenium Puzzle while a boring narrator...narrates."

Yugi looked on the verge of tears. "But it took me so long to finish it!" He whined.

The director sighed heavily. "That's just too bad, then, isn't it? Now do as I say! This takes place after that Battle Tower deal, Yugi. That's what happens."

"But I completed in the first season!" Yugi insisted, pulling the puzzle up to his face to inspect it carefully. "I can't take it apart!"

"Do as I say and take it apart!" He commanded, forcing Yugi into a chair and smashing the Millenium Puzzle apart. The young boy looked like he would like nothing more than to throw the pieces at the director, but he fought against the urge and shoved the pieces stubbornly into a box. "Action!" The director shouted out of the blue. Yugi was used to having to film at random times whenever the director happened to feel like it.

"5000 years ago..." The narrator droned, reading off of a piece of paper. Yugi opened the box and accidentally dropped all the pieces onto the floor. Hastily, he picked them up. The narrator stopped his droning and the director was yelling something.

"YUGI! STOP FOOLING AROUND!"

"Sorry." Yugi put the pieces back into the box. What a stupid movie Yugi thought as he brought down the lid. They're making me look bad .

"Action!"

The narrator started to speak dully and the camera moved towards Yugi's part of the set. Yugi opened the box and slowly retrieved the pieces. He then put together half the puzzle, put it down, and held his head in mock pain. How long are they going to hold the camera at the back of my head? He wondered, wanting to turn around and relax.

Finally the camera moved away towards the digging men. Yugi continued to finish up the puzzle until there was only one piece left. As he looked around, he could see the camera crew saving each shot onto their computer. Unexpectedly, the camera turned towards him while he eyes were glazed and he was staring off into space. The cameras shut off and the director looked as though he would explode right then and there.

"Pay attention," he growled. "Start from there."

The camera turned towards him, blinding him with the light. He hissed for a few seconds, just to annoy the director, and picked a piece out of the box.

"Ah." Yugi let out a fake gasp as he placed the last piece of the puzzle in. He was slightly aware of a length of purple and black cloth zooming quickly around him, held up by some string. Above the set, Duke, who didn't get a part in the movie, was moving it about lazily.

It was a few hours later and they were reviewing what they had filmed so far. And yet again, Yugi got into trouble.

"Listen to this!" The director fumed as he led the whole cast to a computer to watch it. Yugi was too short to see over Kaiba's shoulder, but he could hear a very loud hissing sound projected about the entire room. Joey howled with laughter.

"Yuge, you've gotta see dis!" He laughed.

"Pathetic," Kaiba muttered. "Come on, Mokuba. We can't let this trash poison your brain." Mokuba reluctantly followed.

"But Seto-,"

"It's complete rubbish."

Tristan raised an eyebrow and his eye twitched as he heard the snake-like sound. Duke seemed mildly impressed as he watched Yugi hiss and the black and purple 'haze' floating around him.

"You move it fast," Tristan commented as the haze darted behind a box. Duke flipped his hair carelessly.

"Yeah, well, I did it. Can't expect anything worse."

The director wasn't pleased. "We are shooting that again, Yugi!" He said angrily, stomping off to get his water bottle.

At dinner, Joey congratulated Yugi. "I knew you had a demon in ya," he said, grinning widely.

"Actually, I just don't like the director," Yugi explained. "He's so picky and mean to me..."

Joey looked concerned. "Well, if he's givin' ya any trouble, just call Joey Wheeler!" He exclaimed, winking at Yugi and scooping food greedily onto his plate. Téa eventually reached them after filling her plate and sat down next to the pair. Joey was busy spooning food into his mouth and Yugi was smiling at his friend.

"Have a seat, Téa," he offered, scooting over a bit. She sat down and laid down her plate.

"That was really disturbing." She filled her glass with some water.

"What was?"

"That scene! I couldn't believe you hissed!" Téa giggled and gulped down her water. Yugi shrugged. As long as he could have a chance to humiliate the director, everything was fine and he was content.

But something was going to happen the next day....

Okay, so that wasn't the best. Next up is Ryou's!