Lightning-Dono: Wow, 9 reviews on the first chapter! =0 Thanks you guys!

Answers to da reviews

Paladin Dragon – Well, the movie has it's good and bad points at the same time. I suppose it'd be a bit better if they didn't show it on the big screen because the quality is worse as you can see the jaggedness of the pictures as they're blown up.

Animefreak500 – Actually, Jounouchi is their surname. Joey's given Japanese name is Katsuya. I know how you feel, man. She preaches her head off about friendship (one speech and we get the idea. 100,000 speeches and we want to kill her). 4kids should pay for what they have done. x( And I can't even tell if the accent mark I use for Téa's name is right or not!

WolfBane2 – That's quite a limb you're going off on. Like said before, I like the movie, but at some points in time it can be a bit...bad.

Spider Azrail: Gil Theif-chan – Thanks for the information! x.x But even so, in the first season he already completed the puzzle and no dark 'Lord of the Dead' came around. They mangled the whole movie with just that!

Freak09 – Thank you! I'll keep going and you'd better keep reading! (Well, you don't have to, but it's preferred)

MadamButterfly – Thank you so much! I shall keep writing! –holds up keyboard triumphantly-

Hatsuharolover – I'm glad you do. =)

Onto the meat and flesh of the story!

"Okay, mister, you need to wrap yourself inside this very old toilet paper!" The costume designer told Ryou. When he said he had wanted to be in the movie, this wasn't exactly what he had been hoping for.

"Um...Can't I be someone else, please?" He pleaded, staring at the roll of old toilet paper just waiting to be wrapped around him. He felt hopelessly sick.

"No. The director hasn't had any volunteers for this part."

"Okay, then..." Ryou entered the dressing room and moments later was carried out by three people as he was absolutely suffocated by the wrappings.

"Perfect! Now we need to put you in the staged museum!" The costume designer clapped and the people carried him into the fake museum and onto a display table.

Oh no...Oh no... Ryou panicked as he was lowered onto the small box on the table. They laid a plastic knife on his chest and made his hand hold it loosely.

"Action!" The director yelled. There was a series of chattering from Yugi and Téa along with mumbling from Solomon (A/N: Don't we all agree that Sugoroku sounds better?). Then, there was a bright flash of light. Yugi, Téa, and Solomon were on the ground and Odion (A/N: Again, which sounds better? Rishid or Odion?) hurried out of no where and pushed over the box Ryou was in.

"HEEELLLPPPP!" Ryou screamed as he rolled onto the ground, which was tiled.

"CUT!" The director exploded, stomping over and shoving an accusing finger into Ryou's face. "You ruined the scene!"

"I-I'm sorry," Ryou said, flinching as he poked him between the eyes.

"You are not! Let's do it again!"

This time, he didn't scream, but he let out a small "Eep!" as he hit the hard floor. Fortunately, no one heard but Odion. But he did stop to gaze at Ryou curiously. But the light was still shining so no one saw.

That night, the reviewed the film so far. Téa and Yugi had seen Kaiba's dueling dome.

"Ah, Ryou, such a cooperative fellow," the director, said smiling at the gray-haired boy standing beside him, gasping for breath. "Why are you breathing like that?"

"Just making it all up for the minutes that I didn't breathe," Ryou replied breathlessly. The director snorted, but didn't say anything else.

In bed, Ryou suddenly grew very claustrophobic under the sheets. He fidgeted and practically leapt out of bed.

"What's wrong, Ryou?" Yugi asked. He had the top bunk while Ryou had the bottom. He rubbed his eyes tiredly to look down at Ryou who was jumping up and down in the middle of the room, panting. "Are you have respiratory problems?"

Ryou shook his head. "I can't stand closed-in places anymore," he explained, confused. To his surprise, Yugi shrugged, as though he had expected it the whole time.

"I would be claustrophobic, too, if I was wrapped up in white cloth and stuffed into a box."

"It was toilet paper."

Yugi shuddered. Then, there was a loud mumbling coming from Joey's bunk.

"I hope it wasn't my toilet paper," Joey said through a fake snore. "'Cause I don't have anymore! Ha ha ha..."

Yugi cast Joey a disturbed look and tried to forget what his best friend had just said. "Uh, just try and get back to bed."

Ryou nodded obediently and threw himself back onto the bed, falling into a fitful sleep.

Sorry it was so short! And it might not even be funny, but it's late at night and...yeah.