Lightning-Dono: Not only do a lot of people enjoy this, but I love writing it! =D It's so awesome and fun. Also, I'll skip some parts if they're not important. You must notice that not every will be in order. Different parts of the studio will shoot different things, so say while the ending is in effect they might be filming Joey getting stung in the butt. xD
Answers to the reviewersRyou and Bakura's Princess – I'm glad you think it's funny! I know...I like Ryou, though. Even though people often write about romance between he and Bakura...I don't like that. xD
thefutureMrs.Kaiba – Yu-Gi-Oh wouldn't be Yu-Gi-Oh without the snickering stupid lines. o.O; I'm not a huge fan of Kaiba, but I did feel sorry for him when he got thrown aside. Although I did find it annoying when he kept taunting Yami no Yuugi...Waaah. (No, Jounouchi is still my favorite)
Paladin Dragoon – He wanted a part in the movie and he got it. What else could he hope for? =P No, it isn't. I think if a VHS or DVD comes out I'll watch it at home so the quality will be better. The music was nice, though, so that's something to look forward to. But you'll end up liking it atleast a bit, I know you will. ;) That's how I was.
Animefreak500 – Yes...They call the males by their surnames, I suppose. I'm a girl, too. Is there a reason why we should be friends? (I'm not saying it's a bad thing. I'm just wondering why you said that.) Iie (No)...Not the little cousins! xO;
Kenshingirl1 – Hey, I'm doing Kaiba's chapter! What a coincidence...=)
This chapter will be happy and bouncy (Or as happy and bouncy it can get when based around Kaiba) because I'm listening to a happy and bouncy song [Spicy Marmalade]. =D Blame the Gravitation music.
"Action!" The director yelled, waving his arms about to catch Kaiba's attention.
"All right, old man." Kaiba stepped into his limousine.
"CUT!" A beet-red director went up to Kaiba, ready to spark an argument. "I'm not an 'old man'!"
Kaiba didn't take his cold eyes off the back of the limousine seat infront of him. "How old are you?" He inquired stiffly, shifting his foot.
"43," the man replied defensively, holding up his fists as though he might punch out Kaiba's lights if he dared to say that he was old. Kaiba, not paying attention, said it anyway.
"You're older than I am, at any rate." Kaiba noticed the director's fists. "Spare me the violence and just start shooting again." With a dismissive wave of his hand, he got back out of the limo. "Hurry up old-er...young man."
"I am not a young man!" He screamed, picking up the stool he had sat on moments before threateningly.
Kaiba looked slightly annoyed. He wasn't in a very good mood today because he woke up to discover that the mutt had taken the bunk above him and had demanded an unavailable room from the workers in the studio. They hadn't been very pleased so they told him to sleep on the street if he didn't like his bed.
"Then what are you? A 'middle aged' man? There. Will that do?"
The director was taken aback, but he decided he could live with being a middle-aged man. After all, it was the truth. "ACTION!" he called.
Kaiba ceased of talking and simply stepped into the limo, which drove to the Turtle Game Shop. "Get in, Yugi. I want to duel you," he said briskly. Yugi gave him a wide-eyed, clueless look and without hesitating got into the limo.
"Watch it! Don't destroy the carpet with those hideous shoes of yours!" Kaiba hissed so no one could hear him.
"What? You bought the exact same brand name!" Yugi 'shouted' in a loud whisper.
"How dare you accuse me of buying those cheap shoes!"
"These cost me 7020 yen (A/N: Equivalent to 60 US dollars), thank you very much!" Yugi was frustrated now. Their shoes looked so similar and yet Kaiba kept thinking his were better.
Kaiba found this highly ridiculous, but he then realized that he was the one who started this.
When they arrived at the Duel Dome, they went into the elevator up to the arena.
"All right, Yugi! When I win, you have to let me see your shoes!" Kaiba yelled across the arena. Yami took over and gave Kaiba a strange look. Like he was trying to laugh and frown at the same time.
"Are you sure you want to see my 'hideous' shoes?" Yami snickered.
"CUT!" The director leapt out of no where. "You're supposed to say...Uh...Your actual lines!"
"I didn't get enough time to study them...sir." Kaiba displayed a mocking smile.
The director chose to ignore the comment. "We can delay the movie a few days, but you can't destroy it! Go study the script!"Kaiba disdainfully left, Yami following.
"It's all your fault!" They heard as they walked out of the building. Joey and Tristan were trapped inside one of the elevators.
"You were the one who said 'Let's go inta thatta one!'!" Tristan accused, trying to use a Brooklyn accent.
"Well, you were da one who didn't stop me!" Joey shot back, punching the clear plastic cover. "How should I have known that it was a trap?"
"By noticing the 'Out of Order' sign, dummy!" Tristan yelled. Joey held his ears. Ignoring the pained expression on his friend's face, he continued to yell and point at the sign with bright, red, bold letters by the elevator that notified 'Out of Order'.
"You coulda stopped me!" The blonde continued to punch and wince whenever Tristan yelled.
"Pathetic. Again." Kaiba walked away, his back as straight as a board as Joey started to curse colorfully.
Back in the room that he very much hated room, he sat at the desk in the corner, picked up the script and skimmed through it. "I can't get my mind off the fact that some ugly guy is going to pick me up by the head," Kaiba whispered to himself, clutching his head, picturing an ogre lifting him up effortlessly and throwing him aside.
As always, what they had managed to shoot that day was the subject of conversation.
"I nearly suffocated inside the elevator thanks to Joey!" Tristan exaggerated, clutching his throat and pretending to suffocate for an effect.
"You did not! You were tryin' ta make my eardrums explode!" Joey shouted, slamming his hands on the table and making his glass of water spill.
"Dork." That was all Kaiba said throughout dinner. In fact, it was the only word he spoke.
