Lightning-Dono: Another chapter. What more is there to say? =) This one is about Marik/Malik. No, I do NOT write about Marik being the yami and Malik being the hikari. They're both the same person. Marik is the dub name and Malik is the real name. Got it? Good.

Answers to da reviewers!

WolfBane2 – I'm not going to laugh. It was a while before I realized I had Yu-Gi-Oh on my non-cable TV so I was just as clueless several months ago. ;) Odion/Rishid was abandoned a young boy and Marik's mother brought him in as her own child. Therefore, he's Marik and Ishizu/Isis' older brother. Hey, watching a video won't be too bad. Just turn up the volume, turn off all the lights and watch it at night.

SetoKiaba'sbabe – Already done Kaiba. It's even up. See? –points- =D Poor Kaiba is being bashed. xD

trueyamigirlfan – Thanks for the information. If you've watched the whole series, I do NOT remember Anubis awakening. Okay? Okay.

Pamster – I'm glad you think it's funny! I'm going to do most everyone who was in the movie, actually. Including Pegasus. Mwa hahaha! (I just added a spoiler warning to the description, by the way. =))

AbhorsenSabriel87 (Hey, I liked the books!) – Thanks for informing me about the accent mark! Now I don't have to spend a night without sleep. =P Just kidding. I'll be doing everyone's...You're about to be horrified, though. I'm doing Peggy's. x)

Hatsuahrolover – Yay, you find it interesting! My favorite character is Jounouchi. =) Humorous, yet serious and deep at times. What about you? =P

LadySora – I hope you get to see the movie soon! It's quite good if you don't let some things get to you. n.n

TrekieGreenieShannaraElfO – Is anything sacred? Is that what you mean? o.o It depends on how you look at it.

SylviaCater – You should see the movie! =D I'm glad you think it's so funny! It's kind of hard to laugh at your own humor, though.

Paladin Dragoon – Well, Kaiba's rich so you can expect nothing more than a comment on one's clothing. =) And Kaiba's smart and sensible at times...He deserves the right to call someone a dork. To me, he's just a boring jerk. x.x Don't worry, I'm sure it'll come to the Philippines eventually. (:

stuckonfanfiction – Yay, it makes you laugh! It's a happy world all around.

Marik stared at the hollow cube comprehensively. "So, what am I supposed to do?" He asked, eyeing it with arising suspicion.

"Are you kidding me?" The director burst. "Uh, I mean, it's quite self-explanatory. Just get in it."

"Why?"

"Because in the movie we're going to broadcast you worldwide on TV!" The director exclaimed, hopping up and down. "But only for a few seconds."

Steam might as well have been emitting from Marik's ears. The director gave the ceiling a look that appeared as though he were silently praying.

"Just cooperate, okay? I'm in my hands and knees in problems with the cast already! So, if you don't mind...Get in the stinkin' box!" The average-sized, bald (he wore a cap so no one knew) man stomped his foot indignantly on the ground.

Marik, feeling overwhelmed and bit guilty, crouched down into the box, placing his knees infront of his face and wrapping his arms around them. "Fine. Here I am. Now start doing your stuff."

"Wait a second, boy!"

"I'm not a boy."

"You deny that you are male?" The director looked shocked.

"I'm just not a boy! I'm a-,"

"Punk! You're supposed to be acting out a duel! Just like Yami will be in a while."

A forced grin appeared his face. "Oh, okay! As long as I'm not alone in this...torture," Marik snarled. He got into the correct position inside the cramped box and said in a quiet, faraway voice, "I play-,"

"We're not shooting yet, idiot!" The director screamed, the veins on his neck bulging.

"Sure."

"When I say 'Action!', you start."

"Uh-huh."

"Action!"

Marik, completely forgot that he was supposed to sound quiet so it was like the TVs weren't on very loud. "I PLAY MONSTER RE-,"

"YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE QUIET!" The director shouted, not noticing that the cameras were still on and that he had never even said, "CUT!". He turned and glared at the computer-controlled cameras. "TURN OFF THIS INSTANT!" He screamed at them.

"Roger," said one of the men operating the cameras through use of the computer. The cameras shut of instantly before the director came over and tried to obliterate the files.

"Thank you," he breathed, closing his eyes and trying to approach a sense of internal peace.

"What were you saying, again?" Marik asked calmly, looking avidly at his nails. The director steamed once again.

"You are supposed to be quiet," the director whispered, putting a forceful emphasis on the word 'quiet'.

"Okay, okay..."

"ACTION!"

"I play Monster Reborn," he mouthed, not even letting out any air to make a sound. Having a terribly short temper, the director could stand much more of this.

"Cut! You cast members are so pathetic!" The man growled, throwing his hat to the ground, revealing a slightly bald head. Stray, dark brown hairs grew everywhere and there was also a large mole that was neatly centered on the upper part of his forehead.

"Ug-ly," Marik commented, backing away from the director who now looked very formidable.

In his rage, the director knocked over the computers, cameras, and other equipment with his mighty fist