Lightning-Dono: Hopefully this update won't take as long as the last one did. xD I was kind of slacking off and my dad wasn't pleased when he found that I wasn't taking the summer studying very seriously. How can I? xD
Answers to the reviews
Animefreak500 - I'm not the brightest star in the sky myself. o.o I don't know. I thought that Pegasus had two and the spirit guy slipped in one. -shrug- Anyone want to help?
LadySora - -is happy and hyper- You thought it was good! Yay yay yay! Pegasus is a neat freak...Hm, that's a new way of putting it! ;)
Freak09 - I don't really like Pegasus very much, so I wouldn't say he's cool. But he's very entertaining at times, yes. Actually, I liked the fact that he wasn't evil. I mean, a sinister man wouldn't say that he would make places for fishies to enjoy, right? That's one of my favorite lines from the movie. xD
Hikari Tsuki Chi - Yeah, the movie wasn't as good as it could've been...I mean, seriously, the dialogue just isn't what I'd say makes up a quality movie.
Hatsuharulover - D doesn't allow underscores, asteriks or that other sign so I can't make it. x.x)
thefutureMrs.Kaiba - I'm updating! -hurries to finish chapter- It should be finished if you're reading it. )
CPegasus - You're welcome! I always try to make every character seem a bit good. Pegasus isn't generally my favorite, though. But if you take a look at why he's like this, then you start to gain a soft spot for him. (:
Serpent27 - I suppose you don't want to watch the movie? Oh, well, atleast you find reading this enjoyable. D
Paladin Dragoon - Oh my goodness! -laughs her head off- Odion in a hot-pink bikini! Poor guy. I haven't been to the beach in so long. :( I hope I can go soon. To a warm beach instead of a...freezing beach. And how does being logged in affect your reviewing? xD Okay, thanks! D I've corrected the name.
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After being stuck inside an elevator and almost going deaf, having to hold onions up to his eyes, and getting a shot in the butt by some holographic Fairy Injection Lily, you'd think that Joey would've had enough. But he just kept going because he knew that if he kept at it, maybe the filming wouldn't be quite as bad.
Then again, he never exactly had the best luck there ever was, so naturally, things continued to be similar to something down in the depths of hell.
He and Tristan were being forced against their own will to pass out while computer effects created that of their spirits being removed from their bodies.
"What if I don' want to?" Joey challenged, standing on the set with his arms crossed.
"You have to," the director replied calmly. He had been given anger management classes by Téa, who willingly volunteered, knowing that it was all for the best. It had improved his temper quite a bit, but there were still random outbreaks whenever someone messed things up and 'ruined his career'.
"But that's crazy!" Tristan called. "We'll fall backwards onto the ground and crack our...our skulls or something!"
"Dat's right!" Joey agreed.
"Do what I tell you," he said, trying to resist the urge to jump up there and push them both over so they'd realize that where they were planned to fall was padded in a very unnoticeable way.
Joey relented. "But of course, if we get badly injured, you're gonna be sued by none odder (A/N: He's trying to say 'other') dan Joey Wheeler!"
"Will you guys just trust me for once?"
"We would if you didn't always try to kill us during every filming session," Tristan answered, picking at his nails in a way that would've angered anyone.
"ACTION!" TD screamed at last, not being able to endure the annoyance that filled him any longer.
A huge colorful wall composed mainly of the colors red and indigo intertwined within each other appeared before them. Joey and Tristan forced their eyes to widen as they stared at it.
"What is that?" Tristan asked in awe.
"I don't know...Hey, dere's that weird eye thing dat's on the Millenium Puzzle!" Joey pointed at the perfectly visible golden eye that represented the Millenium items. (A/N: And the perfect time for me to forget the proper name, too! )
"Oh my," Tristan gasped in a squeaky, girly voice that no one would have been able to guess was his. His eyes followed the cameras to the director's face. Some how, he found this acceptable. Tristan was slightly sore that his attempt to try and make him snap had failed.
Suddenly, as though there were some sort of suction machine within the eye, it sucked their spirits in. Or, it would once the movie was done. Joey and Tristan slowly forced looks of late surprise onto their face as they closed their eyes and fell backwards onto the ground.
"Ow," Joey whispered as a reflex. But nothing hurt, as it was padded.
"End!" The director yelled proudly. "You guys are very cooperative!" He said cheerily, and for once his face wasn't a beet red.
Joey rubbed the spot between his shoulders where TD had patted him. "Dat was kinda scary," he commented. "I mean, we have dis little controversy ovah the floor an' he's all proud of us?"
"You hurt anywhere?" Tristan asked, checking Joey for any noticeable bruises by tugging on his jacket, shirt, and collar to reveal his shoulders.
"What are you doin'?"
"Well, you said 'Ow' when you hit the ground, an indication that you must be hurt!" Tristan continued to examine Joey until he accidentally threw his arm back and smacked Tristan square in the forehead.
"Will you drop it?" He asked in a half-annoyed, yet good-natured voice. "Ya take dings so literally!"
Tristan put on a haughty look. "Well, if you crack open your head or something, I won't care next time. Why? Because I'll just think you're joking."
"Shaddup. Let's go grab some grub!"
Together they rushed down the stairs to run in on the most attention-grabbing scene ever.
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Sorry for not updating in so long! I lost interest for a bit – that's why this chapter was so short. Gomennasai! I'll update frequently now!
