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*~*~*~*~*~*~Chapter Two*~*~*~*~*~*~
Remus Lupin was mad. No wait mad was an understatement. He was furious at the Dursleys. How could they just leave Harry after that bomb went off? It was inhuman, not that he was one to speak. He knew he was acting rashly, but this was Harry he was talking about, his best friend's son. Remus knew he should not be going to have a little "chat" with the Dursleys, but hey, he was a Marauder and what do Marauders do, they prank people who do something bad to them or their family. He apparated to Privet Drive before the rational part of his brain took over and he didn't go see the Dursleys.
"Why hello Petunia," he said when he got there," you haven't changed much. You might look a bit more like a horse, but you're still the same."
"What are you doing here?" she asked shakily. "I thought that after the boy was gone we wouldn't have to see anymore of you or your kind."
"Just to have a little chat with you and your whale of a husband about where Harry is and why you left Harry and if you know where he happens to be." Remus answered.
"V. Ver. Vernon," she called," there is someone here to see us."
"Who is it Petunia," Vernon asked.
"It's a freak," she answered.
"Now Petunia, that's no way to treat a guest, is it?" Remus asked. "I just want to give you nice little present for leaving Harry at that store," Remus then said, "I bet you can't guess what it is. I know you can't so I'll just give it to you." Remus then took out is wand then there weren't the Dursleys standing there; there were giant multi-colored toads with huge purple warts. "I hope you like your gift because you're going to be staying that way for about two weeks. Goodbye," Remus said and then left.
*~*~*~*~*~*~The Granger household: Three years later*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Harry, Hermione, get down her right now unless you want to be late for the first day of third grade." Helen yelled at the two children. "But Aunt Helen," Harry whined, "can't we be late just to get a detention. I want to set a new record."
"Harry," Hermione said, "you're supposed to try and set a good example on the first day. Not try and get a detention."
Harry had changed a lot from when he had lived with the Dursleys. The Dursleys are now known as the Johnsons and living in the middle of St. Paul, Minnesota. Their names are Gardenia, Robert, and Doug. Harry was a prankster. He had gotten over fifty detentions last year and he had only been in second grade! His goal was to get over a hundred detentions this year. Hermione helped him with the pranks sometimes, but only when the effect wouldn't be too disastrous of an effect or it would be very funny to see and he wouldn't be able to pull it off by himself.
"So Harry", Hermione asked when they got to the schoolyard and were waiting for the bell to ring, "What are you planning to do to the teacher this time. I hear she's really mean."
Harry answered, "I'm going to put snakes in her desk, toads in her water pitcher, and whoopi cushion in her chair. Let's hope that the other teachers haven't warned her about the tricks I, well we, pull. No one suspects you because you always get top grades and act like goody-two-shoes in front of the teachers. (A bell ringing in the backround)
"Come on Harry let's go. We don't want the teacher to think that we would pull a prank on her." Hermione said mischievously.
The teacher hadn't heard the best report in the world about the students that she was about to teach, the reports said that two of the students favorite activity seemed to be playing pranks and most of the class didn't seem to try and stop them. "Well I'll just have to fix their love of pranks won't I," thought the teacher to herself. The teacher's name was Professor Katva and she hated pranks.
"Class, I won't tolerate misbehavior in my class and I expect you to be kind courteous and respectful of me at all times. You will work hard and not act inappropriately at any time. Am I understood?" said Professor Katva looking directly at the Grangers.
"Ma'am yes ma'am," replied Harry while most of the class's amusement.
"Granger, detention. Stay after school so that we can arrange it and I will be calling your parents and informing them of your misbehavior and hopefully you will quit this behavior."
"They aren't my real parents!"
"Then who are your parents?"
"I don't know Professor." "Then you are just a stupid little boy who should be grateful that somebody took in."
When the Professor said tat she immediately realized that something was wrong when the entire class started laughing and pointing at her hair. Her hair was blue and looked like it had been electrified! "Granger, detention for a week!" she screamed. "Which one of us?" asked Harry and Hermione in unison? "Both of you, you infuriating brats, you'll have detention for the rest of the year if you don't tell me how you did this." 'We didn't do that Professor. We were just sitting at our desks like good little boys and girls and weren't anywhere near you. It was like magic.' 'Never mention magic in front of me. It isn't real and you shouldn't tell such horrible lies.' By the time this argument was over the bell had rung and it was time to go home for lunch. When Harry and Hermione got back home and told Hermione's parents about their detentions for asking a simple question, Hermione's mom marched straight over to the school and into the principal's office where she yelled spectacularly at him about the injustice of having a teacher like that. Professor Katva had to go and find a new job shortly after because she had been politely told resign or be fired. Harry and Hermione's new teacher was much nicer. Her name was Professor Nunanca. What Harry and Hermione didn't know was tht Professor Katva was a squib and that when they started at their new school when they were eleven they would see her again.
*~*~*~*~*~*~Chapter Two*~*~*~*~*~*~
Remus Lupin was mad. No wait mad was an understatement. He was furious at the Dursleys. How could they just leave Harry after that bomb went off? It was inhuman, not that he was one to speak. He knew he was acting rashly, but this was Harry he was talking about, his best friend's son. Remus knew he should not be going to have a little "chat" with the Dursleys, but hey, he was a Marauder and what do Marauders do, they prank people who do something bad to them or their family. He apparated to Privet Drive before the rational part of his brain took over and he didn't go see the Dursleys.
"Why hello Petunia," he said when he got there," you haven't changed much. You might look a bit more like a horse, but you're still the same."
"What are you doing here?" she asked shakily. "I thought that after the boy was gone we wouldn't have to see anymore of you or your kind."
"Just to have a little chat with you and your whale of a husband about where Harry is and why you left Harry and if you know where he happens to be." Remus answered.
"V. Ver. Vernon," she called," there is someone here to see us."
"Who is it Petunia," Vernon asked.
"It's a freak," she answered.
"Now Petunia, that's no way to treat a guest, is it?" Remus asked. "I just want to give you nice little present for leaving Harry at that store," Remus then said, "I bet you can't guess what it is. I know you can't so I'll just give it to you." Remus then took out is wand then there weren't the Dursleys standing there; there were giant multi-colored toads with huge purple warts. "I hope you like your gift because you're going to be staying that way for about two weeks. Goodbye," Remus said and then left.
*~*~*~*~*~*~The Granger household: Three years later*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Harry, Hermione, get down her right now unless you want to be late for the first day of third grade." Helen yelled at the two children. "But Aunt Helen," Harry whined, "can't we be late just to get a detention. I want to set a new record."
"Harry," Hermione said, "you're supposed to try and set a good example on the first day. Not try and get a detention."
Harry had changed a lot from when he had lived with the Dursleys. The Dursleys are now known as the Johnsons and living in the middle of St. Paul, Minnesota. Their names are Gardenia, Robert, and Doug. Harry was a prankster. He had gotten over fifty detentions last year and he had only been in second grade! His goal was to get over a hundred detentions this year. Hermione helped him with the pranks sometimes, but only when the effect wouldn't be too disastrous of an effect or it would be very funny to see and he wouldn't be able to pull it off by himself.
"So Harry", Hermione asked when they got to the schoolyard and were waiting for the bell to ring, "What are you planning to do to the teacher this time. I hear she's really mean."
Harry answered, "I'm going to put snakes in her desk, toads in her water pitcher, and whoopi cushion in her chair. Let's hope that the other teachers haven't warned her about the tricks I, well we, pull. No one suspects you because you always get top grades and act like goody-two-shoes in front of the teachers. (A bell ringing in the backround)
"Come on Harry let's go. We don't want the teacher to think that we would pull a prank on her." Hermione said mischievously.
The teacher hadn't heard the best report in the world about the students that she was about to teach, the reports said that two of the students favorite activity seemed to be playing pranks and most of the class didn't seem to try and stop them. "Well I'll just have to fix their love of pranks won't I," thought the teacher to herself. The teacher's name was Professor Katva and she hated pranks.
"Class, I won't tolerate misbehavior in my class and I expect you to be kind courteous and respectful of me at all times. You will work hard and not act inappropriately at any time. Am I understood?" said Professor Katva looking directly at the Grangers.
"Ma'am yes ma'am," replied Harry while most of the class's amusement.
"Granger, detention. Stay after school so that we can arrange it and I will be calling your parents and informing them of your misbehavior and hopefully you will quit this behavior."
"They aren't my real parents!"
"Then who are your parents?"
"I don't know Professor." "Then you are just a stupid little boy who should be grateful that somebody took in."
When the Professor said tat she immediately realized that something was wrong when the entire class started laughing and pointing at her hair. Her hair was blue and looked like it had been electrified! "Granger, detention for a week!" she screamed. "Which one of us?" asked Harry and Hermione in unison? "Both of you, you infuriating brats, you'll have detention for the rest of the year if you don't tell me how you did this." 'We didn't do that Professor. We were just sitting at our desks like good little boys and girls and weren't anywhere near you. It was like magic.' 'Never mention magic in front of me. It isn't real and you shouldn't tell such horrible lies.' By the time this argument was over the bell had rung and it was time to go home for lunch. When Harry and Hermione got back home and told Hermione's parents about their detentions for asking a simple question, Hermione's mom marched straight over to the school and into the principal's office where she yelled spectacularly at him about the injustice of having a teacher like that. Professor Katva had to go and find a new job shortly after because she had been politely told resign or be fired. Harry and Hermione's new teacher was much nicer. Her name was Professor Nunanca. What Harry and Hermione didn't know was tht Professor Katva was a squib and that when they started at their new school when they were eleven they would see her again.