A/N: OK peoples! first off. im soooooooooo sorry that i havent updated in, like, two months... but now im gonna update!!! thx 2 luna and sassy...Monkey202...and SapphireSword for reviewing me! ok...recap! Danielle wakes up in Tortall...and she's gonna go to see the king... lets roll! About to go into the sitting room,

Danielle heard a very familiar voice...

"NO!YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! I DIDN'T TRY TO SLEEP WITH PRINCE LIAM! I ALREADY HAVE A BOYFRIEND! I JUST WOKE UP IN HIS BED!"

How typical of Audrey to come here and explain everything all wrong.Danny thought. They walked in and Danny yelled, "shut up!" at Audrey. She did... for about two whole seconds before she crushed Danielle in a hug screaming, "DANNY! DANNY!DANNY!IT'S YOU!"

"YES! YES! IT'S ME! NOW SHUT UP AND GET OFF ME!" Danielle screamed back at her.

"What is going on here?" A deep voice asked. the girls turned to look at a man sitting in a big blue plushy chair. Danny then realized what the books meant about King Jonathan. (A/N haha. totally cliched) He was drop dead gorgeous. (But Danielle still thought that Prince Roald was waaaaaaaaaay hotter) Then she noticed that there were quite a few people in the room as well. There was a stunning woman there whom Danny guessed to be Queen Thatet, a very short red headed woman, a hazel eyed man with a slightly large nose, a giant of a man with coal black eyes, a slightly smaller man with inkstains across his hands, an extremely tall man with black hair, a young woman with smokey gray eyes, a very tall woman with clear hazel eyes, and a tall man with bright green eyes.

"Forgive us your majesties," Danielle said. "I hope my friend did not say anything offensive," she said, shooting a look at Audrey. "but the fact is, we actually come from a different world where magic isn't real. the gods and goddesses don't exist, meaning no offence, and Tortall, Carthak, Scanra, you, King Jonathan, Queen Thayet, Lady Alanna, Baron George, Lord Sir Raoul and so on, are all just places and characters in books, written by an amazing auther named Tamora Pierce. Hold on, just to see where we are...is Lady Keladry a knight or a squire?"

All the Tortallans just stood (or sat) in shock. Then Queen Thayet slowly answered, " Lady Keladry is now a knight." "OK. Got that." said Aud. "Is Alaine of Pirates Swoop missing?" she asked.

The Tortallans shared sispicious glance, and Alanna spoke up. "How do you know my daughter is missing? The only one who apparantly knows her whereabouts," she shot a scowl at George, "will only say that she is well taken care of."

"Alright! We're after 'Trickster's Choice'! Awesome!" danny said.

"Hear Hear!" said Aud.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and in walked Empress Kalasin (visiting from Carthak) and Kalasandra Rose.

"OH MY GOD!!! KALLY!!!"

"AUDREY!!!DANIELLE!!!"

"KALLY!"

"AUDREY!!!"

"KALLY!!!"

"DANIELLE!"

"What is going on here?" Empress Kalasin's voice cut in. The three girls turned to look at the blue eyed Empress. Danielle immediately thought tha Kalasin had inherited the better parts of her parent's looks, and that was saying something. She looked pretty much perfect.

"We're sorry, your Imperial-Majesty. We were merely overjoyed at seeing eachother, as Audrey is my twin, and Danielle Davorto is our best friend." Kalasandra said. "Oh, and they call me 'Kally' because my full name, Kalasandra, is way too much of a mouthfull." she turned to the other girls and said, "Hey, did either of you have your stuff when you woke up?" Both of them shook their heads. "weird." Kally R. said. "i had one of my duffles. You'll never guess which one!" she said.

"The one with all your TP stuff?" Aud guessed.

"Hey! How'd you know?!" Kally R. xclaimed.

"Your face tells all." Danny said. "Now we can proove that none of us are lying and totally embarrass them all!"

"Lets get to it then!" Audrey said.

"Yes, I would like to know if you are truly telling the truth." Roald said.

"OK! Song of the Lioness first!" announced Kally R. "Oh, and guys? call me Rose so no one gets messed up."

"Got'cha Rose." Danny said. They took out the 'Alanna' series and started to discuss what to say first. Jonathat suggested that the Tortallans ask them questions and the girls answer, and they agreed.

"Okay, first question..." Alanna said.......

A/N: MWAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM SO EVIL!!! NOW! If you want more...YOU HAVE TO REVIEW!!!!!!! thats all for now!