A/N i know that i havent updaten in forever...so sorry to all you people out there! okaaaaaaaaaaaaay... sooooo..... recap! Danny finds Aud and Kally (Rose) in the King and Queen's sitting room...then...bam! they are thrown into a Tortallan quiz! lookin foreward to some embarrasing moments! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

but fiiiiiiirst...thank you to all my loverly reviewers!!!!!

o...and a note to treanz-alyce.... they didnt know she was there untill they woke up...Shinko has rubbed off on Roald and now they are all cool about just about everything. and i will make it VERY interesting...and try to make my own plot for which i have a new idea! (from reading Trickster's Queen...new Tammy book!reeeeeeeeeeeeeeelly good!)

yay! now enough blabbing from me! if you want a disclaimer...look at previous chappies!

onward the bluffs! awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!

"Okay....First Question..." alanna stopped. apparently thinking.

"Wait! first, lets introduce our guests to our friends." Jonathen said. Inntroductions went around and they continued with some refreshments.

"Oh! I got it! who was the first person i ever kissed, and where was it?" hah. she thought. They'll never know! the only ones who know are me and George!

or so she thought......"easy!" Danielle said. "the first person to kiss you was George outside the temple district. It was on Prince Jonathan's ummm....18th or 19th birthday. you had just picked up your gifts for him from George and he said, may I quote, 'Alanna, I'm takin' adventage of you now, because I may never catch you with your hands full again.' then he kissed her! Isn't that so sweet! And then Alanna said..."

"Okay! thats enough information!" Alanna said. how did she know?!?! she thought. "fine. next...who was the second person to kiss me?"

Rose answered this one. "Jonathan was the second to kiss you, by the River Drell in a war with Tusaine. you had been out for three days and he kissed you when you first woke up. then Myles came in and saw you blushing to your toes!"

"I was not 'blushing to my toes' as you put it! I was simply shocked and suprised!" Alanna shot back. Now everyone was giving Alanna, Jonathan, and George weird looks.

"ummm...alanna? if you don't want them revealing so much about your love life...why don't you just ask different questions? ones that wont embarras you?" Thayet suggested.

"Because those questions are the only ones about me that everybody doesn't already know about! And if ANY of you even BREATHE a word of this to ANYONE! I will personally hunt you down and you will curse the day that your mother set eyes on your father!!"

"Calm down Alanna! Nothing goes out of this room!" Gary said.

"It better not..." Alanna mumbled. "Okay! Last question! how many men have shown an interest in me and have actually had the courage to do something about it?"

"Wow! I never thought I would get to answer this one!" Audrey said. the other two rolled their eyes. they both knew that Aud concentrated mostly on the lovey-dovey stuff. "wait.........do you mean as in 'kissed'you or as in an actual relationship?"

"actual relationships....and how long they lasted." said Aly, who had just walked in.

Everyone in the room was in shock for a bit, then all the Tortallans ran up to Aly hugging her. "Woah woah woah, off please!" Aly said.

"Where have you been?!" Alanna asked.

"In the Copper Isles." Rose said.

All the Tortallans, including Aly, turned to stare at her. "Are you a spy for some country or something?" George asked.

"No! We told you that we came from a world where you are all characters in books, and your every action is written in books!" Dannielle said. A/N sri about not gettin much up! i'll try to make my chapters longer!