From this point on, the story will start to revolve around all 3 Eds, so Eddy and Ed fans, get ready.

Note: This chapter has sexual references and much language. Read at your own risk.

Disclaimer: I own nothing, but that don't stop me, Bwahahahahahahahaha!

Chapter 3

For the longest time, neither Edd nor Eddy spoke. They stared at each other, not knowing what will happen.

"Yo idiots, Idiots!" Sarah snapped her fingers.

"So, tell me, how have being a geek for 6 years been treating you, friend. Said Eddy smirking. He actually had a head of hair, but it's probably his dad's wig. He smelled of musty ass cologne, and looked like he slept in a dumpster.

Surprisingly, he had all his teeth.

"Wow Eddy, you sure have grown! Don't tell me! Under those jeans are high heels."

"Well look at that, he actually made a come back, I guess dissing your friends and running away can really change a boy into a man!"

Edd started to get angry. "A friend is not one who only cares about himself! That's all you are, and also, a quick buck after another."

Eddy walked up to Edd, and with those High heels, he was just as tall as him. "Care to say that again?"

Edd walked up closer to him. "ONE.QUICK.BUCK." Edd walked right out the door. 'Going to make me late with Rolf!'

"That's right, run you asshole!" Eddy yelled. He turned around and saw Sarah staring at him angrily. "What?"

Sarah pushed Eddy to the ground, and grabbed his feet. "I'll be needing those high heels back."

She tore the heels off his feet, and put them down right next to her chair. Sarah got a book, and leaned over the table. The Idiot's Guide to Cartooning was on the cover.

Eddy got back up on his feet. Out of the 6 years, he has grown 1 foot. "What was he doing here?"

"He wants to come back and live here, Duh."

"Why?"

"Who the hell knows? I would leave this town if I had a chance."

"And what, become a cartoonist?" Eddy jumped on the table, and places his hand on Sarah's back. "You're 17, aren't you?"

"16" Eddy grinned. You know, I just talked to an important client while selling him a car we call 'The Heap' He wouldn't take the car, but said he owns a margin of Cartoon Network!" Eddy tries some suspense music.

Sarah started to listen. "I told him, a friend of mine is a cartoonist herself. Her art is as beautiful, and other art terms, as she." Eddy rubbed her back while talking. "He said he could use new meat on the staff."

"Really, then let's call him-

"bu-bu-bu" Eddy then place his hand up in the air. "Now listen, I can help you, but 1st..."He grabbed Sarah ass, and squeezed. "I can make you a star, anything you want, and you just have to do one thing.

"So, you're telling me if I do you a favor, you'll do me one?" Sarah said this very seductively. Eddy started to drool. Sarah pretended to think about it.

"...Alright, I made my decision, No..." She then focused all her energy into her right hand. "And NO!"

Sarah spun around, and with her right hand, now a fist, sent a whirling pain of hurt and torment into Eddy's jaw, which as usual, didn't see it coming. As Eddy went right through a wall, he started to laugh hysterically at the fact that his plan didn't work. Again.

He landed on the ground, his mouth was wide open, his face bloody, and he was foaming at the mouth.

'Just like old times' Sarah smiled, and walked up to Eddy. "I can talk to you about how what you did was sexual harassment, how uncomfortable you made me feel, how I could make it on my own, but... She stood over Eddy, who was starting to twitch. "I for one don't like after school specials!"

she laughed with glee and walked back inside. "You're paying for my wall jackass!" If Eddy weren't paralyzed at the moment, he would have started to cry.

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"Thanks for the meal, Rolf!" said Edd as he walked out of Rolf's house, holding his stomach in pain.

"Come again, and if you're lucky, the fermented juice will be served without eggs!" Edd zipped off Rolf's property so he can vomit and have a good cry.

"Wow 6:30 already? Time fly's when you're catching up with old friends." Edd suddenly became sick again. He swallowed, and walked back to Sarah's. While walking, he started to feel like he was going to vomit, but then his eyes got all blurry.

'What was in that stuff?' thought Edd as he tripped over his shoes, and lay on the floor. His eyes started to wander, and he started to dream...

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"Day after day, you do this!" said a young Double D. The trio was in Edd's room, sulking after their last scam, the Raccoon/Mutant/Other crap. Eddy finally gave on tweaking it.

"Do what?" asked Eddy, who was picking off prickles off Edd's cactus Jim.

"We spent one day doing the same thing, and for what?"

"To fleece the masses!" said Ed.

"Shut up!" screamed Edd. "...I'm sorry, I'm not mad at you."

"Who are you mad, huh? Me?" Said Eddy as he got up. "Why?"

"We should not be spending our time planning scams, this should not be our thing."

Eddy started to laugh. "You're so right. We should not have spent so much time on such a crappy scam.

"Eddy, did you even listen to me?"

"Yeah I listened, and you were right, I was being stubborn. See you tomorrow guys." Eddy left the house and went home, took a bath, and went to bed. He heard nothing of what Edd said, or actually, denied the conversation.

"Do you see Ed, that jerk!" yelled Edd. Ed was watching Edd rant.

"How is he a jerk Double D?"

"Ed, if he's not making everyone's life miserable, he's forcing you and I into scams."

"You don't like taking people's money, Double D?" Edd looked out of his window, and looked out at the people's houses.

"I used to think Eddy was alright. Yeah, I took the money, yeah I like it, but I'm tired. "

He looked at Ed. "I don't want to do this anymore. I don't want to scam kids. I don't want to be an outcast. I don't..."

"Don't what?"

"I don't want to be friends with Eddy, I want to be friends with someone else, who doesn't make you uncomfortable, or hurt you, physically or mentally." Ed wanted to say the right thing. The thing that would make Edd feel better, something to stop the cycle of eventuall anger and resentment.

He then saw the clock."I have to get home Double D. Godzilla vs. King Kong, both versions, uncut, no commercials."

"...I'll see you later." As Ed left Edd in his room, Edd went down, and laid on his bed. "Tomorrow, I'll tell him. Tomorrow."

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"Tomorrow didn't come for a long time," said Edd, and he passed out on the pavement.