Disclaimer: I dont own any of the Harry Potter characters or the phrase "Ronnikus Explodikus." Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling and "Ronnikus Explodikus" is owned by the Potter Puppet Pals people. But the idea is purely mine :) R&R please?
Frustation filled Harrys emerald eyes as he studied the chess board. Ron looked at him, annoyed. "Would you hurry up already?"
Harrys face lit up. "HAH! Knight to H3" Harry said triumphantly.
Rons eyes widened. "What the bloody hell? You cant do that. That moves illegal!"
"It is not. Its not!" Harry yelled. The chess pieces stared on amused.
"I'm a prefect and I order you to redo that move!"
Harry looked at Ron, puzzled. He knew he had made the correct move, Ron was just pissed that he was finally gonna lose.
Harry looked at the remaining chess peices. "That wasnt illegal was it?" They shook their heads.
Hermione exploded into the common room. She came stomping up to Ron and Harry. She looked at Ron. "YOU were in my panty drawer again werent you?!"
"N-no" Ron stammered. Harry looked at Hermione, and knew Ron was in deep trouble. He had gotten into her panty drawer once before and had almost gotten himself killed.
"The only person allowed to see my panties is HARRY!" She screamed.
"But, but but I wasnt!"
Hermiones face filled with rage and she grabbed her wand. "Ronnikkus Explodikkus!!" She screamed.
Ron exploded into a million tiny pieces. Hermione stepped forward reached into Rons ashes and picked up the charred Prefects badge. She handed it to Harry, "Ill see you later tonight" and stormed off up to her room.
Harry took it and set it down on the table beside the chess board. He looked at the knight. "Well we know not to mess with her when shes on her period." The knight said.
Harry nodded. "I still think my move was legal."
Dumbledore and McGonagall burst into the commonroom as student began to come down the spiral staircases, "What happened here?"Dumbledore asked.
Harry shrugged. "Ronnikkus explodikkus"
"Oh, was he in Hermiones drawer again?" McGonagall questioned. "Ugh, take his ashes to the infirmary." She ordered a house elf.
Harry nodded, looking back at the pieces. "I won right?"
Frustation filled Harrys emerald eyes as he studied the chess board. Ron looked at him, annoyed. "Would you hurry up already?"
Harrys face lit up. "HAH! Knight to H3" Harry said triumphantly.
Rons eyes widened. "What the bloody hell? You cant do that. That moves illegal!"
"It is not. Its not!" Harry yelled. The chess pieces stared on amused.
"I'm a prefect and I order you to redo that move!"
Harry looked at Ron, puzzled. He knew he had made the correct move, Ron was just pissed that he was finally gonna lose.
Harry looked at the remaining chess peices. "That wasnt illegal was it?" They shook their heads.
Hermione exploded into the common room. She came stomping up to Ron and Harry. She looked at Ron. "YOU were in my panty drawer again werent you?!"
"N-no" Ron stammered. Harry looked at Hermione, and knew Ron was in deep trouble. He had gotten into her panty drawer once before and had almost gotten himself killed.
"The only person allowed to see my panties is HARRY!" She screamed.
"But, but but I wasnt!"
Hermiones face filled with rage and she grabbed her wand. "Ronnikkus Explodikkus!!" She screamed.
Ron exploded into a million tiny pieces. Hermione stepped forward reached into Rons ashes and picked up the charred Prefects badge. She handed it to Harry, "Ill see you later tonight" and stormed off up to her room.
Harry took it and set it down on the table beside the chess board. He looked at the knight. "Well we know not to mess with her when shes on her period." The knight said.
Harry nodded. "I still think my move was legal."
Dumbledore and McGonagall burst into the commonroom as student began to come down the spiral staircases, "What happened here?"Dumbledore asked.
Harry shrugged. "Ronnikkus explodikkus"
"Oh, was he in Hermiones drawer again?" McGonagall questioned. "Ugh, take his ashes to the infirmary." She ordered a house elf.
Harry nodded, looking back at the pieces. "I won right?"