Hello all! It is Chorp, here to present the next chapter! To my fans, old and new, thanks for hanging in there. I assure you, the chapters will become more creative, and they won't get erased... You here that, ! You can't silence me forever!! On with the story.

Disclaimer: Right... I don't own a thing...Not even South America...

Chapter 4-Ed

Meanwhile... In Brazil...

A giant heads through a rainforest. He wears a white T-shirt, with black pants. In his hands were 2 black bags. He knew he had to keep moving. Soon he heard a low growl.

"Huh?" He then sees two jaded eyes in the bushes. "Stay back, Kung Fu is surprisingly fast! Said the giant as he walked backwards away from the eyes, which came closer.

"AHH! Chupacabra! Yelled the giant as he ran. The eyes, which revealed a tiger, ran after him.

The Giant runs and runs, and for some reason, he tilts his body back as he runs. Nonetheless, the tiger couldn't catch him. The Giant looks back, and looks forward.

He sees a cliff.

He starts to run upright and sticked his left hand up into the air. He ran closer and closer. When he got to the cliff, He jumped.

"HI HO SILVER, AWAY!" He yelled as he went up into the air. The tiger roared, and took another way down the cliff.

"We all fall down!" he said. He actually stopped in the air, made sure he had the bags in both hands. He looked down, and as if he was in a cartoon, went headfirst down.

As if by instinct, he opened his arms out, like he was flying, and with his left leg, he propelled himself into a spin.

"IIIIIIIIIII GETTTINGGG DIZZZZZZY!" He laughed, as he spun to the ground.

A black man of average height was walking toward a house in front of him. His hair was curly, and he wore a pair if shorts and shirt. He stopped moving.

"Are you sure?" said the man out of nowhere. Nothing was said. "You aren't even 1 mile away, how- Alright, I'll move." He sidestepped 3 feet, and the giant drilled 5 feet through the ground.

"Whoa!! LET'S GO AGAIN! LET'S GO AGAIN!" laughed the giant as he crawled out of the crater.

"Hey Ed." said the man. "Did you bring my soy cakes?" 'Thanks Plank' he thought. 'Not even termites can stop you.'

"Johnny, look, Chupacabra!" whined Ed as he pointed at the tiger who appeared. The tiger growled softly.

"ED! Don't blaspheme our guest!" scolded Johnny. "Come on in..." The tiger went inside and Ed went in as well.

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So, Johnny, can we go home?" asked Ed as he started to eat his prime ribs, which were barely cooked. The tiger stared at the ribs, and drooled.

"Well, the construction workers gave up this morning. Nazz told me at the phones."

"Where is she?" the tiger inched closer to the ribs.

"She's at the airport, taking the next plane to Peach Creek."

"Why are we here?" let's go!" While Ed was talking, the tiger swiped the ribs, and took a bite.

"Charlie! That's my rib!" He whined, and tackled the tiger. The tiger roared, and they wrestled.

"Charlie?" asked Johnny.

"Charlie the Chupacabra!" said Ed as he was bitten at the jugular. Ed grabbed the tiger, and threw him into a wall. "MY ribs!" he said, as he put ribs, now full of tiger drool, in his mouth. "HA!"

With a roar, the tiger attacked Ed, and the two kept fighting.

"Well, I want to go home, too, but I couldn't leave Plank. He's barely survived those termites, and we've been with each other forever!" Johnny finished his tofu dogs. "Night Ed, Charlie."

"Night Johnny" said Ed as he grabbed Charlie, and kicked him out, and went back inside. In a Flintstone sense, Charlie jumped into a window, and kicks Ed out.

The whole rainforest was awakened by Ed, who was shouting out Wilma.

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The Next day...

"Alright Ed. Said Johnny. They were at the town square. I'm going to get us some plane tickets. Ed, you get Plank. He's at the furniture hospital, oh, and feed Charlie." Charlie was with them, and he was licking Ed's fingers.

"He's not hungry, he's playing!" said Ed as he petted Charlie. Charlie licked Ed's hand, and closed his mouth in his arm. "Uh, Johnny?"

Johnny pulled out 10 Pesos. "Here, get him something fresh. We'll meet up at the airport in an hour."

Johnny ran off. Charlie's grip tightened. Ed heads toward the Deli, so the blood seeping into Charlie's mouth won't be his own.

"I'll take 3 of those lamb chops. Chupacabra loves lambs." Said Ed, smiling. The deli man stares at him.

"Que?" {What}

Ed looks at him confused. "What?"

"Que?"

"What?"

"Que?"

"What?"

"Que?"

Charlie's grip tightened. Ed winced. "I don't have time for this!"

"...Que?"

Ed picks up the tiger, and places him on the counter. "This Chupacabra is eating me! Are you going to help?!" The deli man looked at Ed, and at the tiger. With a scream, he ran through the wall, running for a tiger that wasn't even interested. Ed pulls out the lamb, and dangles it in front of Charlie. Charlie tightens.

"Ow." Ed pulls out some Flank. Charlie growls, and bites. "OW!" Ed pulls out some Prime Rib that was exactly the same kind he had yesterday. The Tiger grabbed at the Ribs, and started to eat.

"I won't be long!" said Ed. "I'm going to find Plank." He went in search for the furnished hospital, which was right next door.

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"So, you're at the city?" asked Johnny on the telephone. On the other side was Nazz.

"Yeah...I called Eddy, and he said he'll give me a ride. He was awfully happy to hear from me." Nazz no longer seemed like the short haired ditz she was as a child.

Her hair is long, and is pretty thick. She gained weight, but it was what the doctor ordered. Anorexia is a scary symptom. Nonetheless, she's full figured, and very much beautiful.

'Anyone would be happy to hear from you.' thought Johnny. "I can't believe you actually came and helped. You don't seem like the helping type."

Nazz laughed. "If my friends needed help, I will always be there." 'Actually, I was bored.' thought Nazz.

"Thanks for your help Nazz. You were great." 'I love you so much it hurts.'

"Your welcome handsome." 'I hope something's good on.'

"I'll see you in 2 days." said Johnny, and hung up. When he turned around, there was Ed, Charlie, and-

"PLANK!" yelled Johnny in delight as he grabbed Plank from Ed. "I missed you so much! He hugged the hunk of wood.

Ed looks down at Charlie. "Now how come we don't do that?"

Charlie growls at him. {I don't hug lesser beings} he proceded to lick himself. Ed in a huff goes off to find a burger.

Johnny looks up at Plank. The years have not been to good to him. After Johnny found Ed in his trunk when they were in Chihuahua, Mexico, Ed was delirious, talking about candycanes. Seeing Plank, he imagined a chocolate giant tootsie roll, and proceeded to take a bite of the hunk of wood.

There wasn't a force on Earth that was able to stop Johnny from letting out a can of Whup-ass. (Hadn't heard that one in a while!)

After Johnny forced Ed to spit out Planks head, he took the two parts to a carpenter, who he called the wood doctor.It took 2 days to heal Plank, and Plank wasn't the same. After Ed said he was sorry, Johnny took Ed with him.Johnny just couldn't leave him.

When they got to the rainforest in Brazil, they barely had any money to rent a room, so Johnny suggested they sleep outside.

In the middle of the night, Johnny woke to Plank screaming. He had termites going in right through.

The carpenter there said he'll do his best, but so nothing bad happens to the survivor, he'll take care of Plank until they leave.

After Johnny left, the carpenter used Plank as a paperweight, and a coaster.

"I want to thank you for calling me out yesterday. Ed would have drilled me to dust.

"..."

Johnny laughs. "That is so true. Come on, lets get Ed. He turns around. And Charlie."

3 minutes later

Finally they are on the plane. Johnny looks out of his window and laughs. "We're finally going home!" he said to Plank, who was in the chair in front of him.

He was answered by a purr. In shock, he turns around, and finds a tiger in women's clothing. He had a bonnet and a veil on, so no one can notice him. Ed was watcing the inflight movie.

"Ed! what is Charlie doing here?"

Ed looks at him. "I couldn't just leave him, so he's coming with us."

"He's a tiger!" whispered Johnny

"No, he's my grandma!" laughed Ed as he petted grandma. Grandma swiped at Ed, and took a bite, and closed his mouth over Ed's arm.

"Uhh, stewerdess?" said Ed. "My grandma's getting hungry. She and I will take 2 prime ribs, and make them rare." He then saw Charlie's eyes. "O, and hurry!"

Johnny laughed at poor Ed, and decided to watch the movie.