The Introduction
Hello there I'm Saturn Fire. I'll be hosting this story along with my dear friend Umbra Advena. Advena do you have something to say?
Advena: Peanut sittin' on a railroad track..
Saturn: Okay, were did that come from?
Advena: Over the rainbow.
Saturn: Well, we're supposed to we telling the readers about the story.
Advena: But that's no fun!
Saturn: Don't you want to get to the story?
Advena: Do I?
Saturn: Aargh! Stop that!
Advena: Stop what?
Saturn: That!
Advena: What?
(Thump! Saturn hits Advena upside the head with a mallet, knocking her out.)
Saturn: Okay, now that that's taken care of, why don't I start the introduction. All right, this story is about anime characters acting out The Lord of the Ring, Even if they don't want to. Any way, here's the cast so far.
Frodo- Hiei (yu yu hakusho)
Sam- Jento (crest of the stars)
Gandalf- Clow Reed (card captor sakura)
Merry- Joey ( yu-gi-oh)
Pippin- Tristan (yu-gi-oh)
Aragorn- Kenshin (rurouni kenshin)
Legolas- Yue (card captor sakura)
Gimli- Soujirou (rurouni kenshin)
Boromir- Miroku (inuyasha)
Elrond- Yosho (tenchi muyo)
Arwen- Haruka (sailor moon)
Galadriel- Serenity (yu-gi-oh)
Saruman- Kunzite (sailor moon)
Gollum- Yugi (yu-gi-oh)
Eowyn- Misao (rurouni kenshin)
Faramir- Vegeta (dbz)
Wormtongue- Marik (yu-gi-oh)
Bilbo- Jin (yu yu hakusho)
Grishnakh- Goku (dbz)
Sauron- Bunny (sailor moon)
Wring Wraiths- Suzaku seven, Miaka, & Suzaku (fushigi yugi)
King Theoden- Sesshomaru (inuyasha) Eomer-Chibodee (g-gundam) Fangorn- Ryoko (tenchi muyo)
The ring of power- as itself
Yugi: Why do I have to be that Gollum character!
Joey: Ha ha! You have to Gollum. At least I'm a hobbit.
Yugi: Oh be quiet.
Saturn: Can you two please settle this somewhere else. I'm trying to introduce this to the readers.
Yugi: No! I don't have to! You're the one that made me Gollum!
Serenity: Please for me, Joey?
Joey: Okay Serenity just for you. Come on Yugi.
Yugi: Hey!
Joey: Come on (drags Yugi out on the room)
Saturn: Okay now I can finally finish. To let you know we might be missing some-
Advena: A train he did not see!
Saturn: Aaaaah!(puts hand on chest) Don't do that!
Advena: We might be missing some characters. Call us at this toll free number if you have any suggestions: 1-800-PEANUT.
Saturn: Okay, what ever you say. Any-
Advena: Shiitake Mushrooms!!!
Saturn: Grrrrrrrrr! Do I need to knock you out again!
Advena: (blink, blink).. Chopsticks!!!
Saturn: Am I ever going to finish-
Advena: (jumps out the window. on the third story) I can fly!
(a thud is heard followed by a girlish scream. Saturn looks out the window and sees that Advena has landed on Yugi)
Joey: (doubled over with laughter) Yugi screams. like a girl!!
Saturn: Well now I can finish! Advena was right that we might missing some characters. If you know of any of these missing characters, tell us the character(s) in the reviews. Wait! What's that sound? (Looks out the window) Advena! What are you doing?
Advena: (climbing up the wall) I am Reptar! hear me roar!
(Advena looks up and notices Saturn looking at her. She then screams a scream that sounds oddly similar to Yugi's. Yugi, noticing the similarity, glares daggers at Advena)
Saturn: Ok.why did you do that Advena?
Advena: (climbs in window and lands face first on the floor)
Vegeta: (storms in through the door) Woman! What's the idea of having me get killed my worthless son?!
Saturn: Trunks isn't even on the cast. Goku is Grishnakh!
Vegeta: Kakkarot?! Why you!
Advena: Wait a minute! You don't play Boromir! You play his brother Faramir!
Goku: (snaps fingers)
Advena: (starts dancing) Baby, I will soon be leaving.
Saturn: Rats! I forgot to turn off the A Teens CD!
Vegeta: Eeeeee! Rats! (Runs out the door screaming)
Saturn: What was that all about?
Goku: (shrugs) No clue.
Saturn: Um.ok.where was I.oh yes. If you have any ideas for characters you'd like to see pop up, tell us. Well that's all for now, that it is. Sionara!
(Scene slowly fades out and Advena is seen dancing the funky chicken to A Teens.)
~*~ Side Note from Advena: Flames will be used for roasting marshmallows!
Hello there I'm Saturn Fire. I'll be hosting this story along with my dear friend Umbra Advena. Advena do you have something to say?
Advena: Peanut sittin' on a railroad track..
Saturn: Okay, were did that come from?
Advena: Over the rainbow.
Saturn: Well, we're supposed to we telling the readers about the story.
Advena: But that's no fun!
Saturn: Don't you want to get to the story?
Advena: Do I?
Saturn: Aargh! Stop that!
Advena: Stop what?
Saturn: That!
Advena: What?
(Thump! Saturn hits Advena upside the head with a mallet, knocking her out.)
Saturn: Okay, now that that's taken care of, why don't I start the introduction. All right, this story is about anime characters acting out The Lord of the Ring, Even if they don't want to. Any way, here's the cast so far.
Frodo- Hiei (yu yu hakusho)
Sam- Jento (crest of the stars)
Gandalf- Clow Reed (card captor sakura)
Merry- Joey ( yu-gi-oh)
Pippin- Tristan (yu-gi-oh)
Aragorn- Kenshin (rurouni kenshin)
Legolas- Yue (card captor sakura)
Gimli- Soujirou (rurouni kenshin)
Boromir- Miroku (inuyasha)
Elrond- Yosho (tenchi muyo)
Arwen- Haruka (sailor moon)
Galadriel- Serenity (yu-gi-oh)
Saruman- Kunzite (sailor moon)
Gollum- Yugi (yu-gi-oh)
Eowyn- Misao (rurouni kenshin)
Faramir- Vegeta (dbz)
Wormtongue- Marik (yu-gi-oh)
Bilbo- Jin (yu yu hakusho)
Grishnakh- Goku (dbz)
Sauron- Bunny (sailor moon)
Wring Wraiths- Suzaku seven, Miaka, & Suzaku (fushigi yugi)
King Theoden- Sesshomaru (inuyasha) Eomer-Chibodee (g-gundam) Fangorn- Ryoko (tenchi muyo)
The ring of power- as itself
Yugi: Why do I have to be that Gollum character!
Joey: Ha ha! You have to Gollum. At least I'm a hobbit.
Yugi: Oh be quiet.
Saturn: Can you two please settle this somewhere else. I'm trying to introduce this to the readers.
Yugi: No! I don't have to! You're the one that made me Gollum!
Serenity: Please for me, Joey?
Joey: Okay Serenity just for you. Come on Yugi.
Yugi: Hey!
Joey: Come on (drags Yugi out on the room)
Saturn: Okay now I can finally finish. To let you know we might be missing some-
Advena: A train he did not see!
Saturn: Aaaaah!(puts hand on chest) Don't do that!
Advena: We might be missing some characters. Call us at this toll free number if you have any suggestions: 1-800-PEANUT.
Saturn: Okay, what ever you say. Any-
Advena: Shiitake Mushrooms!!!
Saturn: Grrrrrrrrr! Do I need to knock you out again!
Advena: (blink, blink).. Chopsticks!!!
Saturn: Am I ever going to finish-
Advena: (jumps out the window. on the third story) I can fly!
(a thud is heard followed by a girlish scream. Saturn looks out the window and sees that Advena has landed on Yugi)
Joey: (doubled over with laughter) Yugi screams. like a girl!!
Saturn: Well now I can finish! Advena was right that we might missing some characters. If you know of any of these missing characters, tell us the character(s) in the reviews. Wait! What's that sound? (Looks out the window) Advena! What are you doing?
Advena: (climbing up the wall) I am Reptar! hear me roar!
(Advena looks up and notices Saturn looking at her. She then screams a scream that sounds oddly similar to Yugi's. Yugi, noticing the similarity, glares daggers at Advena)
Saturn: Ok.why did you do that Advena?
Advena: (climbs in window and lands face first on the floor)
Vegeta: (storms in through the door) Woman! What's the idea of having me get killed my worthless son?!
Saturn: Trunks isn't even on the cast. Goku is Grishnakh!
Vegeta: Kakkarot?! Why you!
Advena: Wait a minute! You don't play Boromir! You play his brother Faramir!
Goku: (snaps fingers)
Advena: (starts dancing) Baby, I will soon be leaving.
Saturn: Rats! I forgot to turn off the A Teens CD!
Vegeta: Eeeeee! Rats! (Runs out the door screaming)
Saturn: What was that all about?
Goku: (shrugs) No clue.
Saturn: Um.ok.where was I.oh yes. If you have any ideas for characters you'd like to see pop up, tell us. Well that's all for now, that it is. Sionara!
(Scene slowly fades out and Advena is seen dancing the funky chicken to A Teens.)
~*~ Side Note from Advena: Flames will be used for roasting marshmallows!
