Author: J.E.A.R.K.Potter (Erin)
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: You think I own it?!?!? Me? What in the world are you taking?!?!?
I am the only one with courage. Courage to stand against the Marauders that is. I had enough of their foolish pranks. Hi I'm Lily Evans and this is my story of... well me.
I'm not the height of cool, I'm not the trendsetter, and I could care less of what boys thought of me. I am fifteen and 5 feet 6 inches. My friends are Alice, who is kind and more forgiving than I think she should be. Mandy is for no better word, playful but sometimes she can be serious. And Katie well she is...Katie she is a drama queen but to tell the truth we all are.
We are losers to be frank the rejects and you know what I'm damn proud of it! Now the Marauders on the other hand, they are completely different. First there is Sirius Black who is a real jerk and womanizer. Then Remus Lupin who I am shamed he is even a Gryffindor since he can't even stand up to his friends. Peter Pettigrew is a little less educated...oh what the hell he is dumb! But that doesn't mean he is any less haughty than the rest.
And then there is Potter whose first name doesn't even deserve to be mentioned. He is an arrogant, impolite, a bully, and above all else won't freaking leave me alone! He can infuriate me like no other and he knows it.
Those are the fantastic (note sarcasm) Marauders. Their favorite victims are the Slytherins, or more to the point Severus Snape. He and Potter have been fighting since the beginning of time! Or maybe just the beginning of first year. I'm not sure what happen. Something about their families but see if I care about Potter's family!
Well onto the story.
It was just after the Defense against the Dark Arts exam and I was out in the water with my friends and acquaintances when the Marauders decided to be jerks as they always are.
Now Potter started it and it is his entire fault if you ask me! He got hurt but see if I care. He means nothing to me. And then I intervened telling stupid Potter to leave Snape alone. He said he'd lay off if I went out with him. Me go out with him was he insane?!?!? Well I turned him down of course, and you know what I would rather go out with the squid really!
Then Potter threatens to show all of us Snape's underwear but McGonagall stopped him. I swear she is the only one (besides me) that yells at them. It was beautiful music to my ears.
After all was said and done I went indoor. I was still fuming but I was starting to cool. And that is of course when Alice decided to make me mad.
"You like James don't you? No one else drives this nuts."
I forgot to tell you she could be evil. She has this thought that I like Jam...Potter she can be so stupid sometimes.
"What in the world gave you that idea? Maybe that I want to blow him up, or maybe it is me yelling at him!" I replied my voice quaking with suppressed rage.
"Whatever" she answered and rolled her eyes at me.
You know sometimes she can be as stupid as a...quill.
A/N: I didn't make Lily's friends into female Marauders or at least I didn't mean to. Tell me if I did oh and tell me if I got the names wrong I'm writing them from memory.