This technically doesn't count as a CGS title, but it is related. This is the story of what happened to Tawna, Trepy, and Bero in CGS3 when the house went crazy. Enjoy lots!

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The Dumb-Ension

What happened to Bero, Trepy, and Tawna in Crash Goes Stupid 3.

By FNC

Previously in Moron Manor...

The Copy Rats Bero, Certox, Trepy, Enjin, and Teeny were chatting with bandistooges Crash Coco and Tawna when suddenly, the movie that was on the TV was interrupted by a special news broadcast.

TV Reporter: Ladies and gentlemen, we have serious breaking news! The Empire State Building, the Sears Tower, and Big Ben have all collapsed for no reason at all! And they did it at exactly the same time! This just in! All of London seems to be under a radioactive attack by a group of terrorists never seen on this planet!!! And now the Egyptian Pyramids have been vaporized by alien UFOs! Newest news: Zombies seem to be rising from the former location of the Twin Towers and eating the brains out of all its citizens! You should see it now!

The news showed a picture that looked like it was taken from Resident Evil. Zombies were running around the streets in large crowds. It seemed like half the population of New York was running around as the living dead.

Reporter: The world is in sheer panic! This madness could be the end of all of humankind!

Suddenly, everything in the Manor turned off. A small electrical sound was heard.

Crash: Well, better go check the sattelite!

Coco: But we don't have a sattelite!

Crash: Okay!

He walked through the Swiss Cheese and was heard climbing onto the roof.

Tawna: What a moron!

Coco: Now, about that free stuff...

Everything in the Manor mentioned earlier started to go beserk.

Bero: Where's your circuit breaker?

Coco: In the basement. But watch out for the wild alligators.

Bero: Gulp... alligators?

Tawna: Yes. We found 'em and kept 'em!

Coco: They were stray!

Bero: Oh, boy. Well, I'll try to fix the circuit breaker without getting killed.

Bero's thoughts: Cool! Maybe I should try that!

He went down to check the breaker, but saw nothing wrong. Meanwhile....

Trepy: Do you guys have any snacks?

Tawna: Sure do! Let me lead you to them!

She walked off to the kitchen. Crash was heard coming down from the roof.

Crash: Nothing was wrong with the sattelite!

Coco: But we don't have a sattelite!

Crash: Okay!

Everything shut off again, and then turned back on. Nothing bizarre was happening anymore.

Coco: I guess Bero fixed the problem!

Certox: I'll go check on him. Crash, come with me!

Crash: Why?

Certox: JUST DO IT!

Crash: OKAAAAAAAAY!!!!

They walked down the stairs to the basement. Meanwhile, upstairs...

Coco: Hey, Enjin! Do you and Teeny wanna go with me to meet Tawna and Trepy in the kitchen with the munchies?

Enjin: I guess...

Teeny: Meow...

Coco: Okay.

They walked into the kitchen. Then they walked out with panic on their faces. Crash and Certox dashed up the stairs with that same look.

Coco: GUYS! YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE THIS!!!

Certox: We have a wild story too!

Coco: You first!

Certox: BERO IS GONE!!!

Enjin: So are Trepy and Tawna!

Crash: NOOOOOOOOO!!!

What happened to the three idiots? Where did they go? And why did they disappear? Find out in...

CRASH GOES STUPID: THE DUMB-ENSION!!!

Starring the following idiots:

Tawna Bandicoot

Copy Rat Bero

Copy Rat Trepy

Billy Proton

Johnny Electron

Word of a secret cousin Jimmy Neutron.

and Dr. Deville, my least favorite guy.

Dr. Deville: Watch it, bub!

This fic starts in an interdimensional time tunnel. Tawna looks like she's about to...

Tawna: BLAWF!

...ralf!

Tawna: Hurloblaw!

Trepy: Yuck!

Bero: Eww, it's all over me!

Tawna: Sorry, B...b...blaugh!

Bero: Who's blaugh?

Tawna: None of your b...b...bwa!!!

Trepy: Watch it! This blue paint is sensitive!

Tawna: Well, ooooooooooooooh it ain't my fault!

Trepy: Did I do that?

Tawna: It ain't my fault!

Trepy: Did I do that?

Tawna: It ain't my fault?

Trepy: Did I...

Bero: STOOOOOOOP!!!

Trepy: That's not how it goes!

Bero: No, I mean STOOOOOOOP!!! as in STOOOOOOOP!!! That song is so annoying!

Trepy: STOOOOOOOP!!!

Tawna: Stwak!!!

Bero and Trepy: STOOOOOOOP!!!

Tawna: Well...

Trepy: STOOOOOOOP!!!

Bero: She was...

Tawna: STOOOOOOOP!!!

Trepy: But...

Bero: STOOOOOOOP!!!

Tawna: I was only...

Trepy: No ifs ands or buts about it!

Tawna: But...

Trepy: BAH!

Bero: Well...

Trepy: MEH!

Tawna: ...

Trepy: BEH!

Bero: ...

Trepy: MAH! Hey, there's a light up ahead!

Bero: Should I get out my parachute?

Trepy: No! You don't need it!

Bero: Okay!

He pulls out a pair of black boots.

Trepy: Not pair of boots! Parachute!

Bero: Oh!

He puts the boots away and pulls out a green parakeet.

Bero: Here!

Trepy: NOT PARAKEET! PARA-

BOOOOM! They crash into a brick wall.

Trepy: ...medic!

Tawna: I think my head's broken!

Bero: Naw, that thick skull of yours offers too much protection!

Tawna: Ohh.... hey!

Voice: Welcome....

Voice: To HECK!!!

Voice 1: Johnny!

Johnny: Well, it's the truth!

Voice 1: That's no way to treat our guests!

Johnny: Oh, shut up, Billy!

The idiots peel off the wall and land on carpet. They stand up to see hundreds of monitors surrounding them, each with a news broadcast or computer data on it.

Monitor 67: The Eiffel Tower has been obliterated!

Monitor 182: The Leaning Tower of Pisa has sunk into the ground!

Monitor 24: Mount Everest has been reduced to three fourths of its original size in just 5 seconds!

Monitor 395: Onions? No, Ed, we're smarter than... Buttered toast?? The bus driver?

Billy: Whoops... wrong channel!

He whips out a remote and zaps it to CNN67.

Monitor 395: The Grand Canyon has been mysteriously been filled with sulfuric acid and is no longer safe to even go near!

Trepy: So... who are you?

Billy: I'm Billy Proton, and this here is my idiot...

Johnny: Hey!

Billy: Whoops! I mean, brother, Johnny Electron!

Johnny: Hello! Who's there?

Bero: Yeah, right!

Tawna: I know who you are! You're evil space leeches disguised as scientists who have brought us to your alien planet to suck the knowledge out of our brains and gain useful information about our planet Earth!

You don't even have a brain, much less any knowledge inside it!

Tawna: Shut it!

Billy: Are you sure these are the right ones?

Johnny: Sure am with a sack of potatoes!

Billy: Really. Then WHY do they think we're space leeches?!?!?!

Johnny: I dunno!

Billy: ARGH!!! Let me ask you guys one thing. Are you three peoples' names Jesse, James, and Meowth?

Trepy: You mean those idiots from Pokemon?

Billy: Whoops! Wrong names... I mean Tawnu, Tropy, and Brio?

Idiots: Hey! I know them!

Tawna: But unfortunately, we're not them. I'm Tawna.

Bero: I'm Bero.

Trepy: And I'm Ed!

Tawna and Bero: Trepy!

Trepy: Whoops, I mean Trepy!

Billy: Oh...

He says that in an especially loud tone of voice.

Billy: whispering Johnny, remind me to hurt you once these guys are gone!

Johnny: Whoops! Okee dokee!

BONUS: IF YOU CAN TELL HOW MANY TIMES "WHOOPS!" HAS BEEN SAID WITHOUT LOOKING BACK, YOU WILL GAIN ACCESS TO A SECRET WEB SITE THAT ONLY 15 PEOPLE HAVE BEEN LUCKY ENOUGH TO ACCESS! ...ladee dadee dah... boop boop boop... skiddley dah dah dah! Nope, didn't think so. Nice try! No top secret site for you!

Billy: So, hopefully, you people will still be able to help us!

Trepy: Us? Help space aliens? I don't think so!

Johnny: But we're not space aliens!

Trepy: No ifs, ands, or buts!

Billy: But...

Trepy: BAH!

Johnny: We're...

Trepy: MEH!

Billy: He...

Trepy: BEH!

Johnny: ...

Trepy: MAH!

Johnny: Weird!

Trepy: You are!

Billy: If.

Johnny: And.

Billy and Johnny: AND BUT!!!

Trepy: DOH!

Johnny: One, two, three...

Billy and Johnny: NOT A SPACE ALIEN!

Johnny: NOT A SPACE ALIEN! HAH, BILLY! YOU'RE THE SPACE ALIEN! HE'S THE ONE YOU WANT! HE'S THE ALIEN!

Billy: I'm not!

Tawna: Yeah, so Jimmy cracked corn and I care?

Johnny: They can't know about our distant cousin, Jimmy Neutron!

Billy: Unless...

Johnny and Billy: THEY'RE INTERNATIONAL SPIES!!!

Billy: Get them!

Tawna: AAAAAAAH!

Bero: Hey, isn't that what that guy Crocodingo says?

Trepy: No, that's "Arg"!

Bero: Arg!

Billy: Arg!

Tawna: Arg!

Johnny: Arg!

Trepy: Arg!

Billy: Arg!

Tawna: Arg!

Johnny: Arg!

Bero: AAAAAAAGH!

Trepy: No, Bero. It's "Arg". In the back of the throat!

Bero: I know that! What I mean is AAAAAAAAAAGH! as in AAAAAAAAAAGH! THERE'S A HUGE UGLY BALD GUY IN MONITOR 314!!!

Johnny: It's our worst enemy, the evil Dr. Deville!

Billy: AAAAAGH!

Tawna: AAAAAGH!

Bero: AAAAAGH!

Trepy: AAAAAGH!

Johnny: AAAAAGH!

Tawna: AAAAAGH! No, wait. I already screamed like a little pansy, didn't I?

Bero: No.

Tawna: Oh, then AAAAAGH!

Trepy: STOOOOOOGE!

Tawna: DOH! I guess I didn't tell you, but I don't like being called a stooge!

Trepy: Okay stooge!

Tawna: DOH!

Deville: Look at you foolish mortals, frolicking about in your little fantasy world, caring less about the evil I am unleashing on the world!

Bero: Like a dog?

Deville: No. LIKE EVIL!!!

Tawna: You sound just like Crash when he's acting like a god!

Deville: I know not this Crash. Perhaps you have been eating too many space slugs!

Tawna: No, you weed. Crash is my brother!

Deville: Oh.

Trepy: WAIT A MINUTE! YOU'RE SANTA!!!

Deville: Huh? What are you talking about?

Trepy: SANTA!!! I LOOOOOVE YOU!!!

He runs towards the monitor in which Deville is on.

Deville: No, wait, I'm not who you think I am!

Too late. Trepy has already started to yap about his list.

Trepy: Hey, Santa! Guess what? I want a shiny red bike with a shiny pinwheel and horn, and I want a Playstation 2, and I want Crash Bash and Spyro 3 and Jak and Daxter and Megaman Legends, and...

Tawna: Here we go again!

Trepy: And...

Half an hour later...

Trepy: ...and the Teisel Bonne action figure, not the one with the rocket launchers, the one with the bazooka, and I also want a new Magnavix TV, and...

Bero: Make him stop!

Deville: SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!

Trepy: Santa! I wasn't finished!

Deville: I... underestimated you... Billy Proton and Johnny Electron... I never dreamed... you'd defeat me... with stupidity! You win... I will... retreat... and set the world... back to normal! JUST GET THIS FREAK OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!

The monitor goes blank. Everyone besides Trepy is cheering.

Johnny: YAY! YOU DID IT!

Trepy: ...

Billy: What's wrong, Trepy?

He turns to them with fiery eyes.

Trepy: YOU SCARED AWAY SANTA CLAUS! YOU SHALL PAY FOR THE INJUSTICE YOU HAVE CAUSED ME!!!

He leaps like a tiger towards Billy and tries to rip him apart!

Billy: HELP!! GET HIM OFF! GET HIM OFF!!! AAAAAAAGH!!!

He is laying on the floor as dead as a doornail. There's a huge red spot near his chest on his white lab coat.

Johnny: BILLY!!!

He runs over to Billy.

Tawna: Aww, geez...

Bero: Not another one of those idiotic death scenes they put in fics like these!

Johnny: Billy! Speak to me, Billy! SPEAK TO ME!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!

Billy: Aghhh...

Johnny: BILLY! YOU'RE ALIVE!

Billy: Of course. But that idiot exploded the pack of ketchup hidden in the secret pocket of my coat!

Trepy: You're next, Johnny!

Johnny: NO YOU DON'T!! HERE'S JOHNNY!!!

He whips out a high-intensity laser cannon and aims it at the three stooges. Billy joins in with a bazooka.

Billy: ATTACK!

Stooges: AAAAAAAAGH!!!!!

For 15 minutes they chase each other around a table. Then suddenly the three stooges are warped into another time portal.

Billy: Huh? Where'd they go?

Johnny: I don't know. But I can tell them this...

He then stares at the ceiling.

Johnny: We will meet again, little ones!

In the tunnel from the 500th Dumb-Ension...

Tawna: Oh boy! I'm nauseous, I'm nauseous, I'm...

Bero: NOT AGAIN!!!

Tawna: BWAAA!!!

Bero: EEEEEEW!!!

Trepy: Hey, there's the light again!

Tawna: Boy, that was fas... fast... FAWOO!!!

Bero: Thank God. I can't take this barfing anymore!

They suddenly land on the floor of Moron Manor. Crash, Certox, Enjin, Coco, and Teeny are staring at them.

Crash: Where were you?

Tawna: In another dimension!

Enjin: But you were only gone for 25 seconds!

Trepy: It's a long story....

THE END...

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