While these merry shenanigananigans were going on, an odd visitor had arrived in Port Royal.
Jack Sparrow, the once-famous ex-captain of the Black Pearl, was standing on top of a ship in a very clever way. He looked down and was surprised to see that his ship was slooooooowly but SUREly sinking. Jack grabbed the nearest rope and jumped onto the deck, causing it to sink further and ignoring the pretty handrail by the side that had a sign on saying {Please use the stairs to avoid danger to self and others}.
Then he passed a sign saying {Pirates ye be warned}. It was in front of a lot of dead pirates that had been hung by Norrington's men. They were sad, because they were dead. Jack was sad too, so he saluted them with his two fingers, a sort of peace sign but the other way because pirates aren't very peaceful.
Then Jack suddenly disappeared and lots and lots of people were walking around some boats and random goats were being put on the boats, probably so they could drive them. Then everyone stopped chanting 'Boats! Goats! Boats! Goats!' and looked around.
Jack was sailing into port on top of his ship, but it was SINKING and he stepped off before he got his nice boots all wet, because he forgot his 'waterr proofe' spray that he bought in Duty-Free on a voyage to Frankfurt. When he had stepped off the boat, he tried to walk away. But then a voice yelled at him.
'Oi, hold up there you!' It was an ugly man in a wig. Jack raised his eyebrows and walked over.
The man continued. 'It's a fiver to tie up yer ugly useless falling-apart pile of shi... I mean your ugly useless falling-apart pirate ship.'
Jack looked offended and stole the man's wig.
'And I shall need to know your name. And I shall also need my wig back.'
'Is that my real name or my made up name?' Jack said.
'Your real name,' the loser replied.
'What do you say to...an hundred quid, and we forget the name?'
'Well...OK, but I'll just give you a made up name anyway if you do that so you might want to just - '
'Excellent,' Jack said, dropping a bundle of notes on the guy's book. He walked off.
'Welcome to Port Royal, Mr Folgonogoloober,' the guy called. Jack gave him a dirty look and walked off, casually picking up the large money sack, bank card and piece of paper marked 'MI PINN NUMBAR, PLEZ DOO NUT REED' on it.
Meanwhile, at the happy castle, Elizabeth was standing in the sun watching the Presentation Ceremony. Norrington walked through a little archway of soldiers, ignoring their nasty jibes of 'Kick 'im!' though tears sprang to his eyes. Elizabeth blew a raspberry at him.
THEN finally he got to the front bit thing and the Governor meanly threw a sword at him, which he pointed to the sky. And he put a bobble hat on with 'COMMODOR' on it.
Meanwhile Jack was down at the port, when he spied a ship...