Elizabeth was slowly sinking into the deep ocean.

Jack jumped down and quickly swam over. He jumped down to grab her and tried to swim up to the surface. But he just sunk again.

'Bloody hell,' Jack muttered. 'Heard of slimfast?'

'It's my corset, dumbass,' Elizabeth muttered, before slumping back into unconciousness.

Jack ripped off the corset and chucked it in the ocean. Several dead mackerel fell out and slowly sunk to the bottom. Then Jack swam away with the drowning Elizabeth.

As Jack shoved her on the jetty, several of the sailors went 'Ohhhhhhhhhhhh' in disappointment. Then, as the Governor glared at them, it changed to 'Ohhhhyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!' Norrington was much saddened to see that Elizabeth was still insulting him under her breath.

'Elizabeth! Are you alright?' her father said dramatically.

'No. My fish have all gone. All gone,' Elizabeth said sadly.

'Shoot him!' the Governor said, pointing at Jack.

'Father. Commy door. Are you really going to shoot this nice man who rescued me?' Elizabeth said. 'Unless...Mr Man Who Rescued Me, did you eat my fish?'

'I did not eat your fish,' Jack said.

'Okeedokee,' Elizabeth said.

'I believe thanks are in order,' Norrington said. He reached to shake Jack's hand, then pulled up his sleeve. Several magic cards, a hidden coin and a wand fell out onto the jetty. There was also a big 'P'.

'You are a pirate,' Norrington stated.

'Actually that's just my...er...band's logo,' Jack said.

'Then why is there a tattoo that shows you are Jack Sparrow?' Norrington said.

'Because I am Jack Sparrow,' Jack said.

'Ah. I see. That would explain a lot,' Norrington said.

There was a long silence while everyone stared at Norrington. Then Norrington told his men to 'catch the nasty pirate and hang the nasty pirate.' So Jack grabbed Elizabeth.

'Don't shoot!' the Governor cried. Elizabeth was blocking Jack and he was afraid she would get shot.

'Ohhhhhhhhh,' all the soldiers whined.

Jack told Elizabeth to put his hat on his head. 'It is Elizabeth, isn't it?'

'It's Miss Swan,' she yelled in response.

'Alrighty, Mr Swann,' Jack said and then he escaped by doing lots of clever stunts. He swung round a post on a rope. His shoes came off and hit Norry in the head.

'Owwwww!' Norrington groaned.

The Governor beamed. 'Oh, look, fellows! We are all throwing our shoes at the Commodor! What jolly fun!' So all the people on the jetty chucked their shoes at Norrington and then grabbed them again so they could run after Jack.

But by this time, Jack was in the town...

Note. Johnny Depp really is in a band called 'P'. He is multi-talented and extremely hot too. That is just a worthless piece of information. And a special note to those who have complained about my mistreatment of Orlando...: OK! OK! He doesn't look like a frog. (now please continue reading my story, thank you.)