The Rhyming Mary Sue

A/N: Hihi!!! I'm back! My computer got fixed! so im posting everything up to chapter6, than i have to start writing it again!!! i'm so happy! The author's notes might be old (except this one...) yay! im so happy my computer is fixed! And by the way... i joing !

Disclaimer: I do not own Gensomaden Saiyuki, no matter how much I want to, I don't, I can only dream of owning Sanzo, Goku, and...

Warnings: Very weird, a rhyming Mary Sue, Yaoi (in later chapters), preppy cheering slutty Mary Sues, my stupid ideas...

A/N: Join the war against Mary Sues! Just write anti-Mary Sue fics!!! And post them!!!!

"Hi! My name is Mary Sue, I'm almost 22 and the thong that I'm wearing is blue!"

The Sanzo-ikkou just blinked and stared at Mary before she moved onto her next cheer.

"You with the red hair, your name's Gojyo! Just Shut up Sanzo cause you're a homo!!!" Mary cheered.

(I'm sorry all the Sanzo fans, but I couldn't think of anything else that rhymed with Gojyo that would make sense. It's not like it's not true anyway)

"You moron, you just badmouthed Sanzo, didn't you?!" Goku yelled as he summoned Nyoi-bou and started towards Mary.

"Now, now... I'm sure she didn't mean to. Come to think of it she's kind of cute." Hakkai said, breaking up the fight.

They all looked over at Mary, who looked exactly like Gojyo except she was wearing a brown mini skirt and a blue and white tight belly shirt, which made her already huge boobs look even bigger. Gojyo hated her because she had the same color hair, crimson, which he hated and thought of as divine punishment for his past.

"Thank you with the monocle, I think you're Hakkai." Mary said while Hakkai nodded, "I got that right, oh my!" Mary blushed.

"You're welcome." Hakkai said, blushing at Mary.

"Hey Mary, why the hell are you always rhyming?" Gojyo asked.

"What do you mean, why and I always rhyming? I talk on perfect timing." Mary replied. (Don't ask, I suck at rhyming, so I couldn't think of anything, hopefully throughout the fic my rhyming will get better)

"Shut up and let's go, this isn't lunch break." Sanzo ordered.

"Haraheta Sanzo!" Goku complained.

"Mary, would you like to join us for lunch?" Hakkai asked.

"What?!" Sanzo shot at Hakkai.

"I would love to, but first let me tie my shoe." Mary laughed.

"Where are we going?" Gojyo questioned.

"Who cares, just shut the saru up." Sanzo said tensely.

"Sanzooooo!" Goku whined.

"Urusai!" Sanzo yelled while shooting his gun at Goku.

"I'm not that hungry, I'll be out shopping." Hakkai said, cheerfully,

"I'll come and I won't be dumb!" Mary cried.

"Oh my, aren't you hungry?" Hakkai asked.

"No of course not, but I'm hot!" Mary cheered.

"We'll be on our way then." Hakkai said, while smiling of course and blushing.

A/N: The second chapter should be up soon, I'm almost done with it, but I'm still editing the yaoi. Yay! My first Mary Sue fic!

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