The Rhyming Mary Sue...

Chapter 2: Intermission... sorta?

Rating: R

Warnings: Detailed yaoi, rhyming, sluttiness, stupid ideas, slight 58, language

A/N: Don't forget to write Anti-Mary Sue fics!!! I took most of this chapter to write 39 yaoi, so there isn't that much of the Mary Sue. I'm just about done with chapter 3, and there's a lot of her in that chapter. Write anti-Mary Sue fics!!! NOW!!! Oh, and Koryu-Sanzo and I made a Mary Sue hate site... Well, we're still working on it.

Hakkai: Excuse me, but why did you make me fall in love with Mary? Why couldn't it be Goku?

SC: Because that would be copying Koryu-Sanzo's idea, and anyway you're so easy to pick on.

Goku: Yay! I'm still with Sanzo!

Gojyo: And what about me? Hakkai is leaving me!

SC: Not really, maybe in this chapter, but not in the next. Plus, you leave him whenever you go try and pick someone up in town.

Gojyo: That's different! I'm not falling in love with whoever I pick up; I'm just using them.

Sanzo: ... Goku...

Goku: Hn?

Sanzo: Let's go.

Hakkai: I would like to see what happens to me, if you know what I mean.

SC: Oh shut up and read the damn fic already!

"Isn't it a bit weird that Hakkai seems to be falling for Mary?" Goku asked.

"Yeah! She's stealing my fuck toy!" Gojyo pouted.

Gojyo: Hey! You're not supposed to know that!

SC: Shut up! ::Hits Gojyo on the head with Sanzo's fan::

Gojyo: Ow!!!

"She looks like the ero kappa! With boobs and mini skirts!" Goku started.

"Why you stupid little... You wanna start something chibi monkey?" Gojyo yelled.

"Don't call me a monkey, you stupid kappa that can't swim!" Goku argued.

"WHAT?!" Gojyo shot back.

"We need plenty of supplies, including; food for Goku, lighters and cigarettes for Sanzo and Gojyo, and beers." Hakkai stated.

"Supplies, supplies, what to get? Hakkai, I'm so glad that we met!" Mary cheered.

"Mary, what's you opinion of demons?" Hakkai asked.

"My best friend was a demon, but she was killed by a human." Mary explained, yet she still sounded happy about the fact that her best friend died.

"So, you think humans and demons can live together in peace." Hakkai thought out loud.

"Oh yes, why not? Demons can be a friendly lot!" Mary laughed.

"Ok, we're just about done. C'mon let's go." Hakkai pointed out.

"Sanzooooooo! Haraheta! Can we order yet?" Goku whined.

"Shut up!" Sanzo yelled.

"I aint hungry either, I'm gonna go cruise for chicks. Later." Gojyo said casually.

Gojyo left the monk and the monkey to eat by themselves. Of course when they were done eating, they found an inn and checked into their room, which had ONE king sized bed.

"Sanzo, I'm so damn bored!" Goku complained.

Sanzo walked over to Goku and roughly pushed him onto the bed kissing Goku and stripping them both. Sanzo licked up and down Goku's smooth, muscular chest, paying extra attention to his nipples, which were almost instantly hardening. Sanzo played with the hard nub, licking and rubbing it until Goku moaned.

"What else do you want?" Sanzo asked, but didn't wait, he knew what Goku wanted.

Goku arched his back, pushing his stomach up towards Sanzo, while Sanzo rummaged through they drawer looking for their bottles of lotion, that was in the back. He opened it and rubbed some of it onto Goku's inner thighs, than onto Sanzo's old "friend". Goku trembled in pleasure as Sanzo was being entertained by they way his "friend" reacted to his touch. Sanzo played with and caressed it until Goku couldn't take it anymore. Goku screamed and moaned and wriggled underneath Sanzo, just as the door opened and there stood Gojyo staring at the both.

Gojyo explained that it had started raining, so he came to look for them. But he never expected to find this. Empty lotion bottles on the floor and the blankets wet with cum and sweat.

Goku: You idiot! You made Gojyo walk in on me and Sanzo!

SC: Hee hee!

Sanzo: I will kill you! ::Shoots gun at SC::

SC: Ahh!!! Gojyo help me!

Gojyo: Sanzo stop! It's not her fault! Is it?

SC: Technically it is, but don't blame me for my stupidity. Would you rather have Hakkai and Mary walk in on you two?

Hakkai: If I heard screaming and moaning coming from a room, I wouldn't go in, unless it was Gojyo. ::blushes::

Goku: Sanzo!!! Haraheta!

SC: Shut up and go raid my kitchen, it's not like there's anything to eat in there anyway.

Sanzo: How do you know what Goku and I do in our hotel rooms anyway?

SC: Uhh............ No comment?

Gojyo: Um... do you know what Hakkai and I do too?

SC: Of course! Why wouldn't I?

All of the Sanzo-ikkou: ::Starts towards SC::

SC: Uhh... I gotta go do the dishes!

A/N: Yay! The second chapter is done!!! Now click the little purple button and write a review! YAY! The third will be up tomorrow!!!

YAY!

Hands out pocky and ramen to all of the readers and anti- Mary Sue fic writers!