Rating: R
Disclaimer: I do not own Gensomaden Saiyuki, no matter how much I want to. I couldn't draw that well!
Warnings: Rape type thing, stupid ideas, bad rhyming, mind control, the characters are out of character, yaoi
A/N: Sorry for the short chapters, I just don't want to make them too long. I want this fic to have 11 chapters by the time I'm done with it. I hope! So, if I tell everything in 3 chapters, than it won't be good for the rest of the fic. (does that make sense?)
Gojyo: Ahh!!! I think I'm emotionally scarred from walking in on SanzoXGoku.
Hakkai: Gojyo, we do the same thing...
Gojyo: Yea, but we don't watch ourselves do it. So it's different, and it's not us doing it it's that baka saru and the monk.
Goku: Is there a problem with that, ero kappa?!
SC: Well... Sanzo is a monk, even if he drinks, smokes, and carries a gun. But SanzoXGoku is the best ever!
Sanzo: Hey! Whey the hell does everyone talk about me and Goku?
SC: Because it's the best yaoi pairing ever!!!
Goku: Do I get to do something with Sanzo again this chapter?
SC: Nope, you two are getting dressed as this chapter happens. It's more Hakkai, Mary, and Gojyo.
Hakkai: What does Mary do to me? Or... what do I do to her?
SC: Hee hee! You'll just have to read a find out!
"I know a shortcut to the inn that we're staying in." Hakkai lied, but Mary fell for it.
"Ok! Let's go! I'm happy that's what I know!" Mary cheered. (she cheers too much doesn't she?)
"Down this abandoned alley." Hakkai said, than thought, "It's perfect, no one will come back here."
"Hakkai, you're scaring me. Shit, I dropped my key." Mary said, frightened. Hakkai came towards her with a blindfold and put it on her.
"Keep still, and let me do as a please." Hakkai ordered.
Hakkai stripped Mary down to her underwear, including her blue thong. (refer to chapter 1). And than, he punched her.
"That's for using your evil Mary Sue powers to try and steal me from Gojyo." Hakkai said, and than punched her again, "And that's for looking exactly like Gojyo, down to the two scars on your cheek. This last one's for having such big boobs." Hakkai yelled as he slapped Mary across the face. By now Mary was spitting blood.
"You cannot hide what's inside. Admit that you lied! You know you want me by your side!" Mary rhymed. (Wow! I didn't know I could rhyme so well!)
"No! You're wrong. I love Gojyo!" Hakkai cried, while Mary was trying to regain control of Hakkai's brain.
"Open up your eyes, and you will see, you know that you want me!" Mary declared with an evil look in her eye.
"No! You know I love Gojyo. You were planning this the whole time!" Hakkai screamed. "Get out of my head! Leave me alone! Stop! I won't listen!" Hakkai held his hands on his head in frustration.
"Hakkai?" Gojyo said, confused.
"Gojyo! Thank goodness you showed up!" Hakkai cried while running into Gojyo's arms and grabbing onto his waist.
"What the hell did you do to him?" Gojyo asked.
"Gojyo, she's one of those evil Mary Sues. I should have known. I stripped her to rape her, but than I thought of you and started to hate her." Hakkai said desperately. "I fell for a Mary Sue again. I can't believe it."
"I knew there was something creepy about her as soon as I saw her." Gojyo took his shakujo out from where ever he keeps it and started towards Mary.
Gojyo: You made me the hero?
SC: Yea, why not? And you're Hakkai's best friend and fuck toy too.
Hakkai: How do you know these things?
SC: Umm... no comment!
Goku and Sanzo: We weren't in this chapter at all!
SC: I'm sorry! But I already said that you weren't gonna be in this chapter! But you don't listen to me!
Sanzo: That's because you are always finding things out that you shouldn't know. And we don't know if you are telling the truth or not.
SC: ::cries::
Goku: Don't fell bad, that's just Sanzo! He does that to me too!
SC: Ok!
Hakkai: What happens to me in the next chapter?
SC: I don't know! I'm not done writing it!
A/N: YAY! I'm done with chapter 3! I'm sorry all you SanzoXGoku fans. There will be more of Sanzo and Goku in later chapters! And there will be more yaoi to come! I'm not even close to done, even if it looks like I am! I'm gunna try posting my attempt to write a suicide fic soon. It's really bad though! And I'm aware of that!
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NOW!!!
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