The Rhyming Mary Sue...
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Despite all of my wishing... I still don't own Gensomaden Saiyuki; the only thing I own is the Mary Sue... And I don't want her.
Warnings: Yaoi, Bad ideas, out of character-ness, language,
Hakkai: What the hell happens to me this chapter?
SC: Umm, not much, except you start crying and we find out that you have fallen for a Mary Sue before.
Hakkai: What the hell? You make me cry?
Gojyo: What about me?
SC: You're just the heroish figure.
Sanzo and Goku: Are we in this chapter? We weren't in the last one.
SC: Yep yep! But I'm kinda torturing Sanzo.
Sanzo: I will kill you!
SC: Nooooooo!!! ::runs away::
"That ero kappa! Walking in on us! How did he get a key anyway?" Goku wondered.
"I put one in his room... for Hakkai. If the demons launch a surprise attack in the middle of the night they'll need to get in." Sanzo explained.
"Why didn't you just give it to Hakkai when he got back? Did you see the look on Gojyo's face? He's gonna tease me about this forever." Goku complained.
"No he won't. Do you ever hear what's coming from their room? They do the same thing." Sanzo said plainly.
Gojyo headed towards Mary with his Shakujo.
"You are an asshole. How the hell did you know that to get to Hakkai, you needed to look like me?" Gojyo asked.
"I found out from my sister. That's before she was turned on by a mister." Mary explained.
"Who's your sister?" Gojyo questioned.
"Mary Lou of course. Her favorite animal is a horse." Mary cheered.
"Damn! I thought I killed her last time!" Hakkai cussed.
"Well, I guess you failed. You were with her right after she was jailed." Mary laughed evilly.
"Since you know so much, I guess we'll just have to kill you! C'mon Hakkai!" Gojyo yelled.
"Stop Gojyo, I can't do it." Hakkai said as he broke down into tears. (out of character eh?)
"What the fuck did you do to him? I've never seen him cry before." Gojyo asked eyes wide with panic. "C'mon man, don't cry."
"YAY! I made Hakkai cry! Now it's time for me to day goodbye." Mary cheered.
"Oh no you don't! You're not leaving without a fight." Gojyo grunted.
"Sorry, I've gotta go! There's grass for me to mow!" Mary said while disappearing into thin air.
"Shit! She got away!" Gojyo screamed.
"Sanzo?" Goku questioned.
"Ch?" Sanzo replied from behind his paper.
"Do you love me?" Goku asked, waiting for an answer.
"..." Sanzo was speechless.
"Well do you?" Goku asked yet again.
"Aren't you hungry?" Sanzo said without any meaning in his voice.
"C'mon Sanzo..." Goku whined.
"Will you shut up if I say something?" Sanzo asked.
"Uh, huh." Goku replied.
"...yes..." Sanzo whispered.
"Huh?" Goku said, confused. "I can't hear you."
"Yes dammit!" Sanzo yelled. "You happy?"
"Gojyo, hold me. I'm sorry. I did it again, didn't I?" Hakkai said in an odd monotone, while crawling into Gojyo's arms.
"C'mon Hakkai, don't get depressed. I hate it when you do." Gojyo urged.
Hakkai kept crying uncontrollably as Gojyo held him close.
"I really messed up this time." Hakkai said through his tears.
"C'mon Hakkai, let's go back to the inn." Gojyo said, trying to smile.
Hakkai: What the fuck? I wouldn't cry over that!
SC: Well, I made you cry,
Gojyo: You made me sound like... some psychiatrist!
Sanzo:::twitch twitch::
SC: Wait until tomorrow, when I update again! Don't hurt me!!! ::runs into a corner::