The Rhyming Mary Sue...

Rating: R

Disclaimer: I do not own Gensomaden Saiyuki, I just own any of the Mary Sues in this fic, and I really don't want them.

Warnings: Stupidness, another evil Mary Sue, my stupid ideas

Oh, and also, I was a Gojyo fan, but Koryu-Sanzo has turned me into a Sanzo fan! YAY for Sanzo!!!

Sanzo: How dare you get a writer's block! ::hits SC on head with fan::

SC: I'm sorry, but I'm running out of ideas! It's not my fault!

Goku: How come there isn't a lot of me and Sanzo in this fic?

SC: I don't know as I write the fic, it just comes out that way, but don't worry I'm going to add plenty of you two to the later chapters!

Gojyo: What happens to me and Hakkai this chapter?

SC: You'll just have to wait and find out.

"Hey! It's Hakkai!" Goku called out.

"Hi Goku." Hakkai said, forcing a weak smile, while leaning on Gojyo for support.

"What happened?" Sanzo asked.

"It's a long story." Hakkai replied.

"Hakkai needs rest." Gojyo confirmed.

"Hakkai? Why are your eyes all red and puffy?" Goku asked.

"Let me get him upstairs first, than I'll come back down and tell you." Gojyo said.

"I wonder what happened." Goku thought out loud.

Sanzo sat reading his paper quietly thinking to himself about what could have happened to Hakkai. He didn't look beaten, just weak.

"Hihi!" said someone new.

"What do you want?" Sanzo asked.

"My name is Miraisue." Miraisue replied. (for those who don't know "mirai" means future in Japanese, so her name means future sue)

Miraisue looked like Yaone, with hair so blonde that it looked white from a distance. Her eyes so deep blue you could get lost in them.

"Ok! I'm back." Gojyo announced.

"Hi kappa!" Goku said cheerfully.

"What happened to Hakkai?" Sanzo asked.

"Remember Mary? Well he tried to rape her, but that realized that she was one of those evil Mary Sues, who was trying to get him under mind control. So, he got violent and started beating her, that's when I came. We found out that Mary had a sister named Mary Lou, who Hakkai fell for in another town. I went to kill her, but Hakkai started crying, and I got distracted, and she escaped." Gojyo explained.

"Oh! So that's why his eyes were red and puffy." Goku commented.

"Hihi! I'm still here!" Miraisue said, with a happy tone in her voice.

Gojyo turned and looked at Miraisue.

"My name is Miraisue!" Miraisue explained to Gojyo.

"Hey babe, it's wet outside, let's get wet too." Gojyo said with pride in his voice.

"Let's go than!" Miraisue said, but inside she was laughing evilly.

Gojyo: You made me fall for the next Mary Sue?

SC: Yep yep! Haha! I wasn't gonna make Sanzo or Goku fall for her, because I'm writing more SanzoXGoku yaoi later on, and anyway it's fun to torture you!

Goku: How do you know what I do with Sanzo when?

SC: That's for me to know, and for you to not find out!

Sanzo: ::takes out gun::

SC: Ok, I'll shut up now!

A/N: I'm really sorry for the short chapter! But as I said before, I'm developing a writer's block! Write more anti mary sue fics! I wonder if anyone updated theirs! I'm gonna go check! Bye bye!