The Rhyming Mary Sue... (I guess I really can't call it that anymore, but oh well)

Rating: R

Disclaimer: I do not own Gensomaden Saiyuki; the only thing I own is any Mary Sue in this fic and the plot (if there is one)

Warnings: Yaoi, very stupid ideas, evil Mary Sues

Hakkai: What happens to me in this chapter?

SC: He he!

Goku: I haven't done anything with Sanzo since chapter 2... can't we do something?

SC: Not in this chapter, and not in the next, but maybe in chapter 8, depending on where I am.

Gojyo: What happens with me and the Mary Sue?

SC: That's at the end, it gets kinda interesting when you find out something about the Mary Sue.

Sanzo: Am I in this chapter?

SC: Of course! I will not leave anyone out of any chapters anymore! Especially you Sanzo! You are talking to Goku in the beginning, than you are reading your paper, than you are talking to Gojyo. Now shut up, because I need to type my fic.

"I think the kappa just went with a Mary Sue." Goku said, worried.

"Two Mary Sues in one day..." Sanzo said, not believing it, "Are we really that gullible?"

"We're only gonna be here for a night right?" Goku asked.

"I don't know, it depends on what kind of shape Hakkai is in." Sanzo truthfully replied.

"I'm gonna go talk to him than." Goku said, getting up.

"Hihi! What's your name?" Miraisue asked.

"Me, Gojyo, Sha Gojyo." Gojyo replied.

"Oh! Do you have a brother?" Miraisue questioned. (this is before episode 8)

"Yeah... do you know him?" Gojyo responded.

"What's his name?" Miraisue asked.

"Sha Jien. Do you know him?" Gojyo answered.

"No, never mind, I know a Sha Dokugakuji." Miraisue stated.

"Weird... There's no one in my family named Dokugakuji." Gojyo thought out loud.

"Where are you staying tonight?" Miraisue asked.

"In the same inn as you." Gojyo responded.

"No, I mean what room?" Miraisue laughed.

"Oh, I think 58." Gojyo replied. (GojyoXHakkai yaoi!)

"I'll stop by later..." Miraisue giggled.

"You can meet my friend Hakkai, he just got over a really bad relationship, so he might not be in a good mood." Gojyo explained.

Of course Miraisue, being one of the most well know Mary Sues in Mary Suedom, all ready knew about Hakkai and Mary.

"Hey Hakkai! How are you feeling?" Goku asked.

"Oh, hi Goku. What's up?" Hakkai replied.

"Get better soon, and I mean it. If you don't the kappa just might fall for a Mary Sue too. He just went off with someone named Miraisue." Goku encouraged.

"No he can't. Do you know what mirai means?" Hakkai gasped.

"No." Goku responded.

"It means future... and sue... her name means future sue! A Sue is the leader of Mary Suedom, there's only one Sue in the world. So, if she's a future sue, than that means that Gojyo is going with what we could call the princess of Mary Suedom." Hakkai explained.

"Stupid cockroach! He shouldn't have lust for every girl with big boobs!" Goku pouted, "Now we're stuck here until the kappa decides he's done with the future sue, who will probably try to him from you."

"Wait? How do you know from me?" Hakkai questioned.

"Umm... Sanzo and I hear you through the walls." Goku said, nervously.

"We have to go to Mary Suedom and beat the Sue, or everyone will eventually be owned and controlled by a Mary Sue!" Hakkai said, full of energy.

"That was a quick recovery." Goku said, confused. "But let's go to save the world and the kappa!"

"Let's go!" Hakkai yelled out while getting up, raising a fist in the air, and smiling.

"Ok, let's go!" Goku said cheerfully.

"Let's go!" Hakkai yelled out, while standing in the same position.

"Ok!" Goku said, confused.

"Let's go!" Hakkai yelled out, still in the same position.

"Umm... Hakkai, we can't go anywhere if you're going to stand there like that." Goku pointed out.

"Let's... Huh? Oh yeah, let's go!" Hakkai said, walking out of the room.

"Finally he moved." Goku mumbled to himself.

"Here we're back at the inn." Gojyo said, than added, "Now you can meet Hakkai."

Miraisue was really interested in seeing what kind of shape Hakkai was in.

"Hey Sanzo!" Gojyo greeted.

"Hakkai and Goku went off somewhere." Sanzo said plainly.

"Hakkai went somewhere? In his mental state?" Gojyo said, his voice filled with worry.

"They said something about going to Mary Suedom to beat their Sue." Sanzo said from behind his paper.

"What are they thinking?" Gojyo yelled. "What the hell is a Sue?"

"C'mon Gojyo, I'm sure he'll be fine! Let's go have some fun." Miraisue giggled.

"No! I'm worried about Hakkai. I love him, and I don't want anything to happen to him!" Gojyo said stubbornly. "Let's go to Mary Suedom and defeat the Sue too."

"Umm... I think that's Houtou Castle." Miraisue said, worried.

"Ok! Wait... How do you know that?" Gojyo wondered.

Miraisue took off her power limiter, dumped water on her head to wash the dye out of her hair, and took out her color contacts.

"Yaone?" Gojyo said, confused.

Gojyo: You put me with YAONE?

SC: Yep yep! Haha! It's fun to torture Gojyo!

Hakkai: What the hell was I doing? Is there really such thing as a Sue?

SC: In my fanfic there is! So you can't say anything against it!!! Nya nya!

Goku: How come I have to go beat the Sue?

SC: Because you volunteered to talk to Hakkai.

Sanzo: ... What happens next...

SC: I don't know I haven't written the next chapter yet...

A/N: Yay! My stupid ideas! I can't wait to write the next chapter! I really can't Yaone and Gojyo, haha! Hakkai and Goku going to beat the Sue. It's so stupid!!!

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