Jack was in his jail cell, pondering. Suddenly Will burst in in an attempt to look heroic, before promptly falling over flat on his face.

'You! Sparrow!'

'Aye?' Jack said. 'Or since we're on the terms of bad manners, yes you ugly bastard?'

Will frowned, looking hurt. 'Do you know anything about the ship?'

'What ship?' Jack asked, looking confused.

'The ship and they stole Elizabeth,' Will said, beaming.

Will often confused people when they tried to ask him something important (bless his little heart.)

'Look, mate, you're making no sense at all,' Jack said slowly and clearly so Will could understand. 'What...ship...?'

'The black one,' Will said promptly.

'The black one,' Jack repeated, staring at Will. 'You mean...the Black Pearl?'

'Yup! That one! That one!' Will replied, jumping up and down happily.

'I've 'eard of it,' Jack said.

'Where does it make berth?' Will said.

'Where does it make birth? Listen, I don't know what your mummy explained to you, mate, but ships don't have babies, OK?'

Will let out a high pitched giggle. 'No silly! The other berth!'

Jack looked confused. 'Isle de Mayonnaise...no...Moyetta, that's the one.'

'Can you take me there?'

'Certainly, Turner. I charge four quid an hour for babysitting, five if it includes feeding you, savvy?'

'No, I don't want a babysitter. I don't like babysitters. You can be my friend instead,' Will said cheerfully.

'What's in it for me?' Jack said.

'I can get you out of here.'

'How's that, the keys all the way over there,' Jack said, pointing at the wall behind Will.

'Dynamite!' Will said excitedly.

Jack jumped. 'No, no no! Please, just use the key!'

It took some persuading but Will eventually did as Jack had asked.

-

Down at the beach, Jack and Will hid under a boat. Then when nobody (not that they could tell because they couldn't see, but...) was looking, they walked down to the sea.

'My,' sighed the fat red-coated guy to his buddy. 'That sure is one big turtle.'

'It sure is,' his buddy agreed.

Will and Jack headed to the Dauntless inside their lil airbubble. Will trod in a lobster pot and ended up with squashed lobster all over his feet. 'Whoopsy,' he giggled.

Finally they reached the Dauntless. They climbed aboard and saw Lt. Gillette, a naval officer who was currently trying to invent the razor.

'Everybody stay calm we are taking over the ship,' Jack yelled.

'Aye! You're vast!' Will shouted at one large sailor.

Lt. Gillette said they couldn't crew the ship all by theirselvsies, and Jack replied that he was Captain Jack Sparrow. Lt. Gillete said yes, he knew that thank you. Jack told him to piss off and threw him over the edge of the ship.

Norrington was making a sandwich for the Governor. Suddenly he heard someone shouting at him.

'Oi! Norry! They're taking the Dauntless!'

Norry sighed and a whole lot of sailors went out in the Interceptor to save the Dauntless.

Then a whole lot of other things happened, but all you really need to know is that Jack and Will waited until all the sailors had come over onto the Dauntless, then swung over onto the Interceptor. It was a very very very fast ship so the Dauntless couldn't catch up with them.

And then they yelled lots of obscene language at Norry and drove away with the ship. Norry burst into tears and had a tantrum, giving Will and Jack time to get away, and Will time to chuck a few water balloons at Norrington. Hurrah.

Sorry the end of this one was slightly rushed...but the next chapter will be way better to make up for it, which is good. Hurrah (again.)