The Trials of Love

BY: Fumi

Chapter 3 Round 1 Rath's Date with Cesia

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[That Night Rath is in the palace gardens holding a box of chocolates, when Cesia enters the scene.]

Rath: Hey, ready to go?

Cesia: Yeah

Rath: Oh these are for you. [He handed her the box of chocolates] I was going to buy you flowers, but with your allergies to Bierrez's flowers I decided it would be easier to buy you candy.

Cesia: *sweatdrop* uh. Okay thanks.

Rath: I thought we could go demon hunting followed by dinner in some random town. Followed by more demon hunting and the date will end at a bar.

Cesia: Sounds Great

Rath: Are you just saying that so that you can ditch me later on.

Cesia: *bigger sweatdrop* no…

Rath: good let's go then

Cesia: *mutters* I'm in for a big night.

[Rath and Cesia go demon hunting for a hour. They then go to the nearest village to eat dinner. During the dinner…]

Rath: are you having fun?

Cesia: I'm having a good time. Though I wish you wouldn't always take me demon hunting…

[A group of girls walked over to Rath and Cesia.]

Girl #1: Hey, you are sooooooooo cute, the girls and me just had to tell you.

Rath: umm. Thank you.

Girl #2: oh my Kharl †! He said thank you!

[The girls start squealing at the "cuteness" of what he had said]

Cesia: *pop* *pop* *pop* Hello!!! If you haven't noticed, he's on a date with me!!!

Girl #1: Oh that won't be a problem. We just wanted to give him our phone numbers, so that he can call us.

Cesia: why would he want to call you? _

Girl #3: It's really quite simple. So that he can ask us out on dates.

Cesia: *pop* ask you all out on dates. That is it!!!

[Cesia stands up and makes a small wind cyclone, that goes out of control and utterly destroys the restaurant.]

Cesia: ^_^() *claps hands* Okay, now that that's done let's go do some more demon hunting.

Rath: *double sweatdrop* uh yeah

[Rath and Cesia go demon hunting for a couple of hours. They decide to end their night a bar. Baaaaaaaaaaadddd move…]

Bar man: here's your drink [gives a drink to Cesia and a drink to Rath]

Cesia: thanks, *drinks it in one shot*

Rath: I didn't order a drink, at least I don't think so

Bar man: you didn't. The young lady over there ordered it *points to girl*

Rath: *raises his glass* tell her my thanks.

[Over an hour Rath gets a total of 12 drinks none of which he had ordered, and Cesia orders 5 drinks and drinks 3 of Rath's]

Rath: *Reeaally drunk* Hey, Ces let's go for a walk

Cesia: Okay, but don't EVER call me Ces again

Rath: okey dokey Ces. Just one more drink

Cesia: I think you've drunk enough -_-

Rath: did I ever tell you how wonderful you look, and how important you are to me?

Cesia: *suddenly interested* no, no you haven't. ^_^

Rath: *swaying at this point* you are the most beautiful thing I have ever laid eyes on and I...

Cesia: yes, yes you what?

Rath: I, I l— *collapses into ground*

Cesia: Oh great, now I'll never know. -_- *Picks up Rath* you know it's a real pain that you can't hold your alcohol.

[Cesia carries Rath back to the palace and collapses in her bed

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[The next morning…]

Cesia: I had a wonderful time with Rath, but WAY too many girls hit on Rath. Besides, he gets drunk too easily and he called me Ces. So 10 points go to Rath, and 10 points to Bierrez.

[Off in the distance…]

Bierrez: Yahooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Cesia: *Sweatdrop*

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