The Trials of Love
By: Fumi
Chapter 6: And the Winner is…
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[Recap of last chapter:]
Kitchel: that makes 180 points to Rath and 0 points to Bierrez. Making the winner…
[Now:]
Kitchel: Rath is the winner!
Raseleane: just hold on one moment.
Everyone: Raseleane?
Raseleane: Yup it's me and I'm here to tell you that to make things more interesting, I decided to make the person with the lowest amount of points win.
Bierrez: making the winner whom?
Raseleane: Well, you of course!
Kitchel: Due to some new events, *cough* stupid events *cough* the real winner is Bierrez!
Cesia: *Face fault*
Rath: *Reaally angry* What?!?
Kitchel: Congratulations, uh Bierrez
Rath: *POP* *POP* *POP* I'VE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH JUST BY BEING IN THIS STUPID GAME AND THEN YOU MAKE ME THE LOSER BECAUSE I SHOULD HAVE WON BY 180 POINTS AND YOU DECIDED TO MAKE IT MORE INTERESTING?!? THAT'S IT!!!
Cesia: Calm down Rath this contest proves nothing, all it says is that Raseleane-sama is an idiot.
Rath: *completely ignoring her* *summons Fire* Go get him Fire!!!
Fire: [touchy, touchy] *burns Bierrez to a charcoal*
[Some dragon fighters come and put him on a stretcher. They then put the stretcher in an empty u-haul and drive Bierrez to the hospital]
Kitchel: ^_^() Okay, due to the fact that Bierrez is in no condition to receive the prize once again there is a change in the winner. Now the winner is Rath! Here's your prize *Hands Rath 2 pieces of paper*
Rath: what is it?
Kitchel: it's a deed to a medium sized deserted island and a check for 2 million dollars.
Rath: Are there any demons on this island?
Kitchel: no, it's deserted. But you can use the money to build a small house for a romantic getaway. Plus you now own the rights to The Trials of Love. Though Raseleane still has more power over the show than you. What are you going to do now?
Cesia: Let's party!
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[That Night at the party…]
Rath: this is the lamest party I've ever been to. *Turns to Cesia* Let's spike the punch
Cesia: ^_^() Uh, maybe later
Rath: Okay. Besides I need to plan what I'm going to do with my island. I mean what kind of house will I build.
Cesia: how about a Tudor. They're large houses, and very pretty.
Rath: would you come visit my island if I built a Tudor?
Cesia: well…*blushes*
Thatz: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cesia and Rath: What?
Thatz: y-you demon!!
Rath: Demon?!? *Summons sword with a crazed look in his eyes*
Thatz: Yeah, Look at him *points at "demon"*
[The "demon" is actually a very fat Rune that is stuffing his face]
Rath: *depressed* that's no demon. It's only Rune
Thatz: but look at what he did!
Cesia: *very bored* what did Rune do?
Thatz: he ate all the food!
Everyone: What?!? ^_^()
Rune: *Struggles to stand up and winds up just sitting up* That's right. I ate all the food!
Do you want to know why? *Pauses*
Everyone: *nods*
Rune: Because I'm so sick of Thatz always eating everything!!! That's why! He always eats all the food and leaves none for anyone else. *Gives everyone a crazed look* So this time I gave him a taste of his own medicine!!! HAHAHA!!!
Cesia: Dear Kharl!!!† Is he drunk?
Rath: He is!
Tintlet: Poor thing let's get you home so that you can rest. *Struggles for a while to help him out the door. Eventually gives up and uses Rune's sword to summon Water who carries Rune out the door*
Everyone: ^_^()
Rath: Where did he get the alcohol? I mean Rune doesn't drink…
Cesia: good question…
Everyone: *turns to Thatz*
Thatz: *crying over the lack of food* all that food gone to waste…
Everyone: *ponders trying to figure out who it was*
Kitchel: Oh for Kharl's† sake. It was me, I spiked the water. Do you want to know why? *doesn't pause* Because I am sick of playing the nice little hostess of a show. It was boring. So I used some of the treasure Rath gave me to buy some vodka and I filled the water canisters with it.
Everyone: ^_^()
Cesia: all this talk about demons
Rath: Demons?!?! Where?!?!
Cesia: ^_^() reminds me of Bierrez. I wonder what happened to him…
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[At the nearby hospital…]
Bierrez: *wrapped in bandages and looks like a mummy* I'll get you Rath, and one day I will win Cesia's heart and you won't be able to stop me. Muwahahaha
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[Back at the party…]
Rath: *achoo*
Cesia: oh no are you coming down with something?
Rath: I don't think so I guess someone was talking about me…
[Some romantic music turns on]
Ringleys: hey Kitchel. Would you like to dance with me?
Kitchel: I'd?
Thatz: *gets up and walks over to Ringleys* What are you doing?
Ringleys: what does it look like? I'm asking Kitchel to dance.
Thatz: oh no you're not. Kitchel's only dancing with me
Ringleys: says who?
Thatz: well obviously me
Ringleys and Thatz: *squabble among themselves*
Kitchel: now guys, there's no need to argue. I'll dance with both of you
Ringleys and Thatz: *ignore her*
Ringleys: Besides, one day I'll marry her so obviously I would want to dance with her
Thatz and Kitchel: What?!?
Thatz: what are you talking about if she gets married it's going to be to me.
Kitchel: *shocked by what Thatz and Ringleys said* *snaps out of it* Hellooo, if you haven't noticed you're arguing about me and I don't like it.
[Kitchel, Thatz, and Ringleys continue to argue.]
Rath: you know this gives me an idea.
Cesia: about the Trials of Love…
Rath and Cesia: *whisper*
Rath: This'll be great
Cesia: yeah, and then I'll get my revenge… muwahahaha
Rath: whatever, but can we do this after we get married?
Cesia: *Suddenly stops laughing* sure… When are we getting married
Rath: next week
The End or is it?
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Sorry for the lack of update, I've had a bunch of Homework. I really appreciate the reviews, I didn't use any of the suggestions because I already wrote this whole thing but I might later on.
Note: I would really like some ideas for a challenge that Raseleane would come up with otherwise the sequel will never get past chapter 3.
By: Fumi
Chapter 6: And the Winner is…
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[Recap of last chapter:]
Kitchel: that makes 180 points to Rath and 0 points to Bierrez. Making the winner…
[Now:]
Kitchel: Rath is the winner!
Raseleane: just hold on one moment.
Everyone: Raseleane?
Raseleane: Yup it's me and I'm here to tell you that to make things more interesting, I decided to make the person with the lowest amount of points win.
Bierrez: making the winner whom?
Raseleane: Well, you of course!
Kitchel: Due to some new events, *cough* stupid events *cough* the real winner is Bierrez!
Cesia: *Face fault*
Rath: *Reaally angry* What?!?
Kitchel: Congratulations, uh Bierrez
Rath: *POP* *POP* *POP* I'VE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH JUST BY BEING IN THIS STUPID GAME AND THEN YOU MAKE ME THE LOSER BECAUSE I SHOULD HAVE WON BY 180 POINTS AND YOU DECIDED TO MAKE IT MORE INTERESTING?!? THAT'S IT!!!
Cesia: Calm down Rath this contest proves nothing, all it says is that Raseleane-sama is an idiot.
Rath: *completely ignoring her* *summons Fire* Go get him Fire!!!
Fire: [touchy, touchy] *burns Bierrez to a charcoal*
[Some dragon fighters come and put him on a stretcher. They then put the stretcher in an empty u-haul and drive Bierrez to the hospital]
Kitchel: ^_^() Okay, due to the fact that Bierrez is in no condition to receive the prize once again there is a change in the winner. Now the winner is Rath! Here's your prize *Hands Rath 2 pieces of paper*
Rath: what is it?
Kitchel: it's a deed to a medium sized deserted island and a check for 2 million dollars.
Rath: Are there any demons on this island?
Kitchel: no, it's deserted. But you can use the money to build a small house for a romantic getaway. Plus you now own the rights to The Trials of Love. Though Raseleane still has more power over the show than you. What are you going to do now?
Cesia: Let's party!
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[That Night at the party…]
Rath: this is the lamest party I've ever been to. *Turns to Cesia* Let's spike the punch
Cesia: ^_^() Uh, maybe later
Rath: Okay. Besides I need to plan what I'm going to do with my island. I mean what kind of house will I build.
Cesia: how about a Tudor. They're large houses, and very pretty.
Rath: would you come visit my island if I built a Tudor?
Cesia: well…*blushes*
Thatz: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cesia and Rath: What?
Thatz: y-you demon!!
Rath: Demon?!? *Summons sword with a crazed look in his eyes*
Thatz: Yeah, Look at him *points at "demon"*
[The "demon" is actually a very fat Rune that is stuffing his face]
Rath: *depressed* that's no demon. It's only Rune
Thatz: but look at what he did!
Cesia: *very bored* what did Rune do?
Thatz: he ate all the food!
Everyone: What?!? ^_^()
Rune: *Struggles to stand up and winds up just sitting up* That's right. I ate all the food!
Do you want to know why? *Pauses*
Everyone: *nods*
Rune: Because I'm so sick of Thatz always eating everything!!! That's why! He always eats all the food and leaves none for anyone else. *Gives everyone a crazed look* So this time I gave him a taste of his own medicine!!! HAHAHA!!!
Cesia: Dear Kharl!!!† Is he drunk?
Rath: He is!
Tintlet: Poor thing let's get you home so that you can rest. *Struggles for a while to help him out the door. Eventually gives up and uses Rune's sword to summon Water who carries Rune out the door*
Everyone: ^_^()
Rath: Where did he get the alcohol? I mean Rune doesn't drink…
Cesia: good question…
Everyone: *turns to Thatz*
Thatz: *crying over the lack of food* all that food gone to waste…
Everyone: *ponders trying to figure out who it was*
Kitchel: Oh for Kharl's† sake. It was me, I spiked the water. Do you want to know why? *doesn't pause* Because I am sick of playing the nice little hostess of a show. It was boring. So I used some of the treasure Rath gave me to buy some vodka and I filled the water canisters with it.
Everyone: ^_^()
Cesia: all this talk about demons
Rath: Demons?!?! Where?!?!
Cesia: ^_^() reminds me of Bierrez. I wonder what happened to him…
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[At the nearby hospital…]
Bierrez: *wrapped in bandages and looks like a mummy* I'll get you Rath, and one day I will win Cesia's heart and you won't be able to stop me. Muwahahaha
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[Back at the party…]
Rath: *achoo*
Cesia: oh no are you coming down with something?
Rath: I don't think so I guess someone was talking about me…
[Some romantic music turns on]
Ringleys: hey Kitchel. Would you like to dance with me?
Kitchel: I'd?
Thatz: *gets up and walks over to Ringleys* What are you doing?
Ringleys: what does it look like? I'm asking Kitchel to dance.
Thatz: oh no you're not. Kitchel's only dancing with me
Ringleys: says who?
Thatz: well obviously me
Ringleys and Thatz: *squabble among themselves*
Kitchel: now guys, there's no need to argue. I'll dance with both of you
Ringleys and Thatz: *ignore her*
Ringleys: Besides, one day I'll marry her so obviously I would want to dance with her
Thatz and Kitchel: What?!?
Thatz: what are you talking about if she gets married it's going to be to me.
Kitchel: *shocked by what Thatz and Ringleys said* *snaps out of it* Hellooo, if you haven't noticed you're arguing about me and I don't like it.
[Kitchel, Thatz, and Ringleys continue to argue.]
Rath: you know this gives me an idea.
Cesia: about the Trials of Love…
Rath and Cesia: *whisper*
Rath: This'll be great
Cesia: yeah, and then I'll get my revenge… muwahahaha
Rath: whatever, but can we do this after we get married?
Cesia: *Suddenly stops laughing* sure… When are we getting married
Rath: next week
The End or is it?
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Sorry for the lack of update, I've had a bunch of Homework. I really appreciate the reviews, I didn't use any of the suggestions because I already wrote this whole thing but I might later on.
Note: I would really like some ideas for a challenge that Raseleane would come up with otherwise the sequel will never get past chapter 3.