Epilogue: The Interview

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Fumi: Hi peoplers! By my decision I've decided to have and interview!

Bierrez: --u oh happy day

Fumi: that's right! Question 1, Zoma what did you think of the Trials of Love?

Zoma: it sucked! I mean, I'm completely and utterly devoted and in love with Cesia, but am I in the story? Nooo

Fumi: I'm sorry, but I just wasn't thinking about you until after I wrote the story and I didn't want to edit it

Zoma: ::mutter:: lazy bum...

Fumi: ::pretending she didn't hear:: Bierrez, what do you think of the rules and contests of the game?

Bierrez: ::sarcastic:: the whole thing was the best experience of my life

Fumi: Really?!?

Bierrez: no, it was horrible, you turned me into a pathetic gay sap who winds up with no life and should go and commit suicide

Cesia: you want to commit suicide?

Bierrez: no, what ever made you think that?

Rath: the rules were stupid and illogical, where did you think you were going off writing junk like this?

Fumi: b-but...

Rath: no buts, you need to think about what you write, you are 13 not 2

Fumi: but, I wrote it when I was twelve last summer, and this is my only story so far with reviews

Bierrez: then you must be a really sucky writer. You have, what, 5 other stories?

Fumi: yes, but only 4 are on

Kitchel: I have a question for you, what was your inspiration for the Trials of Love

Fumi: that's an easy one, I owe it all to Angel Cesia who was so funny and I loved her stories so much that I was inspired to write a love story for Rath and Cesia that ended in a wounded Bierrez

Bierrez: thanks --x

Rune: then why so your inspirations involve people getting hit with objects from other series?

Fumi: because I love crossovers and Angel Cesia's stories are funny with violence

Raseleane: I can't wait for you to post the sequel! I get to plan a wedding

Rune: you divorced Lykouleon and are marrying someone else?!? ::On the verge of fainting::

Raseleane: no silly, it's someone else's wedding

Ringleys: why is this becoming and advertisement for the Trials of Love Season Two the Marriage and Children's Songs for all Ages

Fumi: because a) one is unpopular and has no reviews and b) I have writers block on the other. Which reminds me... Kitchel! Why did you think your water and vodka switch would work? The fact that they taste so wildly different is cause for it failing

Kitchel: I wanted something more original than spiking the punch, all the goody two shoes avoid punch for that fact and it defeats the purpose. The strongest alcohol off the top of my head is vodka and it at least looks like water

Fumi: wahhh!!! After I wrote this story all of my chapters became way to short and this is one of them ::sniff:: TT

Rath: who cares? If you actually have lots of readers then they won't care

Fumi: oh yes, I'd like to thank all of my reviewers Chaotic Pink Chocobo, Shadow Guardian of the Gate, insaneoveranime, and animefan

Cesia: why am I marrying Rath in a week at the end of the story? I mean he just tells me that we're getting married and you can't plan a wedding in a week

Fumi: duh! It's because it's fiction! It's implied in the name fanfiction

Thatz: ooooooooooo! I'm hungry finish this up so I can eat

Fumi: b-b-but I still need to fit another page of this thing single-spaced

Bierrez: great, we'll be here forever

Fumi: I'm starting to understand why Children's Songs for all Ages is so unpopular...

Thatz: and that is because

Everyone turns and stares blankly at Thatz

Thatz: why are you staring TT

Fumi: because I felt like it, and I think they don't read that story because it's boring dialogue without a plot

Kitchel: you suck and that's sad...

Cesia: is that a Happy Bunny quote?

Fumi: yup! I love Happy Bunny

Kai-stern: isn't that sad, she's so desperate to fill up space that she's forgotten the point of this chapter completely and has resorted to randomness

Fumi: that's very wise. Question number 3! Bierrez! How can you say that you're not pathetic when in volume 10 you try to kiss Cesia as a young girl in her sleep a very cowardly way of expressing one's feelings which also to some extent can be considered perverted?

Thatz: that's a mouthful

Cesia: ::scoots away from Fumi and Bierrez::

Rath: you tried to kiss Cesia in her sleep? That is really messed up, I know some mangas say that it's romantic, but it's messed up!

Fumi: I know!

Bierrez: hey! I never said I wasn't pathetic I just said I wasn't as pathetic as you made me and besides I didn't actually go through with kissing Cesia, some guards started coming and I had to run to save my hide. ::thinks:: damn! If I had realized that that would me my only chance of ever kissing Cesia I would've taken the risk and kissed her

Cesia: ::blushes:: what!

Bierrez: hey! I was thinking that

Fumi: ::points into the distance::

Reveals a handy machine that is hooked to Bierrez's shoes and leads to a giant speaker that screams his every thought

Rath: how do you get someone's thoughts from their shoes?

Fumi: does it matter?

Rath: not a bit ::pulls out sword::

Bierrez: oh crap, oh crap, oh crap ::runs for his life::

Rath: you're not going to get away that easily ::runs after Bierrez::

Fumi: and thus ends my interview. Review!

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I wrote this chapter Aggges ago but I never posted it because...it's horrible. I just really wanted to post something. I wanted to update Popularity Isn't Everything, but I lost the notebook it was in T--T So there you go, and there is the reason why it makes no sense what-so-ever. I'm thinking of deleting Childrens Songs for All Ages, in case someone cares. Probably not T-T, so if there's a particular story you want updated please tell me and I'll do my best to update. Bye-Bye!

10/26/2004