Chaz:
YAY! Chapter 2 f this overly insane fic Oooooh I wonder what
happens this time...you'll just have to read on FWAH HA HA HA! I
shall taunt you with my EVIL AUTHORESS POWERS!
Maha: TT No
not again...
Chaz: MAHA!!!!! Disclaimer please.
Maha:
Yah, yah. Chaz does not own kingdom hearts coz if she did Sora would
be prancing around in his boxers and Donald and Goofy would have been
thrown out the window of their gummi ship by a talking hamster.
enjoy...
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Kh
Random Randomy Randomnessness
By
Shukaku
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Sora:
Umm I can't remember what happened last time.
Kairi: Im
supposed to be chasing you around with a knife acting like a
zombie.
Sora: OOOH YEAH! OK um...
Kairi: ¬¬
zombie noise Urrrr....Ughhh.....Dieee Sora the little prancing
prat...
Sora: AHHHH! screams like a girl I broke a
nail!
Kairi: Grrrr! THAT'S IT I QUIT! I REFUSE TO WORK WITH
THIS! THIS AMATURE!
Chaz: WHOA! You can't quit!
Kairi:
Yes I can.
Chaz: Nuh-uh...
Kairi: Yuh-uh...
Chaz:
Nuh-uh...
Kairi: Yuh-uh...
Chaz: FINE I NEVER LIKED YOU
ANYWAY! mumbles something about stupid damn actresses
Sora,
Riku & Selphie: O.o umm Okay...What do we do now?
Chaz:
Just do what ever im busy!
Sora: Doing what?
Chaz:
Why being random of course oh and I have an appointment at 4, Lord
Sephy wants me to assassinate Wakka with a toaster.
Riku: O.o
im not even gonna ask.
Sora: ANYWHOO! Um let's just skip to
the next scene
ne?
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-Inside
Sora's House-
Riku: I feel Horney.
Sora: O.o
whatever. TVVVVVVV!
Riku: YAY PORN!
Sora: O.o
Riku...you're scaring me.
Random Mario: HEY! ITSA ME
MARIO!
Riku: -Blinks- Um I peed milk. (An: XD I saw this in a
fic once it was hilarious heh.)
Sora: DUDE THAT'S NOT MILK
ITS!
Riku: What is it?
Sora: A TEAPOT!
Riku: O.o
Um no its milk. Why am I peeing milk?
Sora: Lemme Taste.
PLEEEEESE!
Riku: I feels funny.
Sora: WAHH! I WANNA
PEE MILK! RIKUUUUUU! make me pee milk.
Chaz: OO Uhh.
eyes Guys please not now. HEEY! HELLO!? AM I
INVISIBLE?!? EARTH TO BOYS! COME IN BOYS! GRRRRR!
Riku:
hi.
Sora: AGAIN! AGAIN! MOOOOORE!
Riku: X3 later
Sora.
Chaz: O.o im just gonna go...slowly make my way out and
close the door. Where is the door? . CLOUD! GIMME THE FREAKIN
DOOR BACK! CLOOOUD!
Cloud: Flies through the window on a
dustbin lid FWOOSH!
Chaz: ¬¬ I am sooo outta here.
mumbles Damn nut house. Ack!!! PUT THE DAMN DOOR BACK
ALREADY!!!
Cloud: Whaat? Fine...Puts door back
Chaz:
Finally...Walks out
Riku: Heylo cloudy.
Cloud:
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! BOUNCY! EVERYBODY COME ON LETS JUMP ON THE
RANDOM MICROWAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Random Voice: You are the one who
will open the door.
Sora: The door to the light right?
Random
Voice: NO THE FRONT DOOR SO I CAN FRIKKEN GET OUT!
Sora: But
you don't have a body.
Random Voice: .
Shaddap!
Sora: I like eggs.
Riku: O.o I like peeing
milk. It feels so good
Sora: YAH IT'S LIKE ALL PEEISH
AND STUFF!
Cloud: OO THERES ALIENS CHASING AFTER
ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario: I like magic mushrooms.
Cloud:
LSD!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Mario: TIKU TIKU TIKU.
Cloud:
Wtf??? OH MY GAWD! THERES A GIANT CLOCK THAT LOOKS LIKE MARIO NEXT TO
ME!!! AHHH ITS GONNA EAT ME!!!!!!! SOOOOOORA!!!!!! RIIIIIKU!
Sora
& Riku: not now Cloudy.
Cloud: OO OH MY GAWD SORA AND
RIKU ARE BUNNYS!
Sora & Riku: Um no we're not
Cloud.
Cloud: OH MY GAWD! I HAVE PANTS
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Snake: Randomly pops up Not any
more! FWA HA HA HA! Yesh! I have his pants.
Cloud: OH MY GAWD!
SHE STOLE MY PANTS!
Sora & Riku: PEEEING
MILK!!!!!!!
Cloud: O.o are you guys doing what I think you're
doing?
Sora: Um...yes?
Cloud: You guys are playing
super Nintendo?
Riku: O.o umm nooooo...
Cloud: LOOK
YOURE PEEING MILK YAY! I WANNA PEE MILK! WAH IM GOING HOME! IM HYPER!
IWANNAGOSEESEPHYSOWECANPEEMILKTOOCOZITSSOFUUUUN!
Chaz: O.o
ahem translation. Uhh I think he said I wanna go see Sephy so we can
pee milk coz it's really fun. WHAT THE HELL IS IT WITH YOU GUYS???
SHUTTUP WITH THE DAMN MILK!
Cloud, Sora & Riku: teary
eyed WAAAAH!!!!!!!
Chaz: O.o crap im outta here!
Sora:
Oh
fekkit...
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-Later
that day-
Riku: randomly singing again IM A SUPER TYKE,
SUPER TYKE! A SUPER BABY DUN NUNUNUN DUH NUH! I CAN FLY IN MY
HIGHCHAIR LIFT A CAR WITH JUST ONE FINGER!
Sora: dude.
Shuttup. O.o
Riku: LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! in a high
operary voice
Sora: OO WAHHHH MAKE IT STOP MOMMY!
Riku:
Shut up bitch.
Sora: Im not a bitch.
Riku: No. I know.
You're MY bitch.
Sora: O.o WANADOO! BLAAAH BLAAH
WANADOO!
Riku: OO dude you need therapy.
Sora: ¬¬
you think I need therapy.
Riku: Yes...
Sora:
--'
Riku: Whaat? ;
Sora: Fekkit I cant be assed
to do this no more.
CUT!
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Chaz:
O.o I have writers block. It's hard to even remotely think of a
good plot with writers block so this seriously lacks funny hyperness.
Anyways when I done the last chapter I was super fekked up from my
sugar high but im not hyper now so yah it's not effective on mah
story.
Maha: O.o That sucked.
Chaz: Shuttit Maha I
don't need no smartass comments from you right now cat boy.
Chaz: Don't you know it Maha my love...Anywhoo review please! Ill see you next chapter! Ja Ne!